– Hey, who is that guy?
– I don't know, but he's really handsome.
– Damn, he's so good-looking.
– Can someone ask his name? Is he a transfer student?
– Isn't that Kim Sang-hyuk? He's with Hena, right?
– That's Kim Sang-hyuk? What happened to him?
The 2-F girls' group chat at Es-sol Academy was buzzing.
Sang-hyuk's NEW appearance was such a hot topic among the female students that some were even speculating whether he was a transfer student.
Students from the neighboring classrooms were also trying to catch a glimpse of Sang-hyuk's face.
Although everyone was pretending not to be interested in Sang-hyuk, they were silently stealing looks with their eyes.
– Wow, seriously, I want to kiss him from his forehead to his neck.
– Isn't he a D-Rank?
– I don't know, damn, if I ask him to be my boyfriend, would he agree?
– Would he even pay attention to you? An SS-Rank hunter like him would probably choose from the best.
Yuuna let out a sigh as she read the group chat messages. This conversation didn't seem to adhere to the expected decorum of discussions among students at a prestigious academy.
These students, in the prime of their lives, were receiving hunter education at the academy.
Handsome and beautiful students attracted attention wherever they went.
While Yuuna didn't make a scene, she couldn't help but notice the presence of the male student who had entered without wearing the school uniform. He had everyone's attention.
He was good-looking. Extremely good-looking. You could be confident that you'd have a heart attack if you made eye contact with him from his head to his neck.
He was casually dressed, but his well-built physique was apparent at first glance.
'Oh, no. Don't sneak a look. I'm not a pervert.'
Everyone was looking for an opportunity. An opportunity to touch Sang-hyuk, an opportunity to talk to Sang Hyuk, an opportunity to get involved with Sang-hyuk.
If he had been a transfer student, it would have been easier to approach him.
He was too good-looking, making it difficult to approach. Only Hena, who seemed to be having a casual conversation, stood out as the most special presence in this classroom.
'Is he dating Hena?'
Although it felt like Sang-hyuk was taking care of Hena, it didn't seem like they were dating.
Yuuna imagined herself going to his side of the table and taking care of him.
In everyone's imagination, Sang-hyuk had already become their boyfriend.
'Hmmm.'
It was then.
During class, 'Awakening Light' enveloped Sang-hyuk.
Talent awakenings often occur suddenly. It was unexpected.
The teacher briefly stopped the class to watch.
"Student Sang-hyuk, congratulations."
'Now?'
Yuuna thought for a moment.
The academy students gathered around Sang-hyuk. They were so eager, which was surprising.
"Wow! Congratulations!"
"What kind of talent is that? I'm curious."
"Tell us!"
'I want to have his attention too….'
Yuuna was simply disappointed. Her seat was far away.
Yuuna's seat was the first one by the window, but Sang-hyuk's seat was the second one from the back on the right side of the classroom, near the entrance. His seat was in front of Hena.
"An Onahole Collector?"
"What kind of talent is an 'Onahole Collector'?"
"Is such a talent for real?"
"That's insane. Damn!"
"Onahole Man! Onahole Man!"
Suddenly, there was a commotion regarding Sang-hyuk's talent.
'Onahole? What's an Onahole?'
"Really, such a crazy talent. Is he the future owner of an adult shop?"
A class delinquent, Ade, scoffed. Sang-hyuk was still smiling, but the atmosphere suddenly turned tense.
"Hey, why… do you have to say it like that?"
"Oh, sorry if I ruined your mood. It's just that I'm someone who likes to say what's on my mind."
Diheerite Ade.
He was a magic aristocrat who was among the top talents in the elemental category of 'fire'.
He seemed to be someone who didn't like Kim Sang-hyuk and continued to sneer with snake-like eyes.
"Are you really going to be okay? A D-Rank and not even a combat talent. And, what's up with being an 'Onahole Collector'? Wow, your life is done for."
"Hey!!"
Yuuna couldn't hold back. She had been listening to the conversation from a distance, but she was the first to step forward.
"Who are you to talk about non-combat talents like that? This guy can become a great craftsman too, you know?"
"A great onahole craftsman?"
"Yeah! So, what's wrong with that?"
"Yuuna…."
The female students tried to stop Yuuna, but she didn't stop.
It was obvious who the bad guy was in this situation!
At times like this, Yuuna Nakamori, the class president of Class F, wouldn't hold back.
"If a B-Rank hunter guy comes to provoke you, you should step in."
We should be careful when the B-Rank hunter girl steps in.
"Way to go for the B-Rank hunter girl."
"Even as a B-Rank hunter girl, you do realize that hunters who disrespect the craftsman hunters die quickly, right?"
"So what? Can you use it if he makes an onahole for you?"
What Yuuna knew right now was just one thing.
She didn't want to get involved in a verbal fight with this guy!
"Yeah!"
Yuuna proudly said, puffing her chest.
"I'll use it if Sang-hyuk makes a great onahole for me! What's wrong with that?"
"Pfft, pfft."
Diheerite and his gang started laughing excitedly.
"Hahaha!"
"Euhuhu, damn, an amazing couple has been born."
"Following the onahole man, we have the onahole princess?"
"She says she'll use the onahole. Hey, that's amazing."
"It's amazing if a woman can actually use it."
…So women can't use it?
"Well, whatever it is, the onahole material is not a subject of ridicule! What does the teacher say?"
Yuuna's tone was getting weaker.
She made eye contact with Sang-hyuk. Had she made a mistake?
"Yuuna, Sang-hyuk, do both of you know what an onahole is?"
"Yes."
Sang-hyuk responded calmly.
"It's a male masturbation device."
Yuuna swallowed hard. Diheerite and his gang were almost laughing themselves to unconsciousness. Realizing the truth, Yuuna took a step back.
"That…that's what it is."
Talent, an onahole collector.
"Why would you collect something like that?!"
With her cheeks blushing, Yuuna rushed out of the classroom.
"Hahaha!"
"The Onahole Princess is leaving."
This was the moment when Yuuna earned the nickname 'Onahole Princess'.
***
I became the Onahole Man of the Academy.
I, Kim Sang-hyuk, just officially declared as the protagonist of 'Onaaka' certified by a goddess.
"Wow! Congratulations!"
"What kind of talent is that? I'm curious."
"Tell us!"
Everyone sensed that something extraordinary had happened, and there was no point in lying.
After hesitating for a moment, I told them the unvarnished truth.
"I'm an onahole collector."
One of the female students who didn't know what an onahole was asked me to explain it.
The guys were buzzing with excitement. A little while later, the classroom was turned upside down.
"An Onahole Collector?"
"What kind of talent is an 'Onahole Collector'?"
"Is such a talent for real?"
"That's insane. Damn!"
"Onahole Man! Onahole Man!"
'I'm screwed.'
I was smiling outwardly, but my mental state was greatly shaken.
My first goal was to have a steady, non-combat job.
But having the talent of an onahole collector…
It feels like having a job that would make both of my two younger sisters and my future wife proud is extremely difficult. Who on earth would mix words with an Onahole Man?
At that moment…
"Who are you to talk about non-combat talents like that? This guy can become a great craftsman too, you know?"
A certain female student who was blindly standing up for me caught my eye.
She had the looks of a heroine through and through.
With her brown hair and blue eyes, she gave off an inexplicably charming feeling. However, 'charm' is sometimes just another word for 'exceptionally beautiful,' especially in the world of adult games.
"So what? Can you use it if he makes an onahole for you?"
Her thick eyebrows furrowed with a sense of righteousness, she spoke up energetically.
"I'll use it if Sang-hyuk makes a great onahole for me! What's wrong with that?"
'She doesn't even know what an Onahole is.'
Her intention was good, but due to the misunderstanding of where to put the deal, the argument veered in an unexpected direction.
She's cute.
I made eye contact with her. Clear, blue eyes that seem to shout, 'I'll protect you! Don't worry!'
She was incredibly lovely, even though the current misunderstanding was unfortunate.
"Yuuna, Sang-hyuk, do both of you know what an onahole is?"
"Yes."
At that moment, Hena was also pulling on my clothes and asking, "What is an Onahole?"
So, I just nonchalantly replied.
"It's a male masturbation device."
The teacher displayed a hologram as a sample to us, showing a pink silicone, squishy and jiggly like jelly.
Although it had some pixelation, it was easy to guess its purpose from its appearance, resembling female genitalia.
Jiggle.
"This is an onahole."
The holographic onahole jiggled as the teacher interacted with it.
The detailed explanation was almost too cruel for the girl who had stepped up for my sake.
"Kyaaa…!"
"Ack!!"
The female students in Class F screamed in disbelief.
You're all old enough to know. You all should know…
Meanwhile…
"It looks so cute~."
Hena had seen the shape, but her reaction seemed as if she didn't really understand its purpose. She seemed like a real simpleton, as if she had stepped out of a drawing.
"Why would you collect something like that?!"
Unable to bear the embarrassment, the female student ran out. She's going to have a hard time for a while.
What am I? Am I really a future adult shop owner?
"What's important as a talent are the skills derived from the talent, Mr. Sang-hyuk."
"What skills can be derived from being an 'Onahole Collector'?"
"Hmm, usually, collection-type talents develop in the direction of discerning1 good materials, discovering and enhancing the hidden abilities of materials."
Indeed.
To sum it up,
"So, you mean I can discern good onaholes, discover the hidden abilities of onaholes, and enhance them?"
"That's right."
The teacher didn't smile.
I don't think the teacher viewed onaholes as a joke.
"Your talent will greatly influence your choice of occupation in the future. So it's a good idea to think carefully about your role at the academy."
"Yes…"
"Now, everyone, please return to your seats."
The students laughed without much thought, but the teacher informed me seriously, as this talent had become my reality. A talent awakening is such a significant event for an academy student.
To the extent of deciding one's future life path…
"Sang-hyuk?"
Hena called me with a worried look.
Did my expression not look good?
[Skill: 'Onahole Aptitude Detection' acquired!]
[Hena Isis]
[Walkthrough Difficulty – None]
[Onahole Aptitude: SS-Rank]
[Virgin]
[Underwear – Sexy mint-colored lace underwear set]
[Onahole Trait (★) – An erotic body that won't allow semen to build up in the testicles] [Despite Sanghyuk's naughty pranks, always staying by his side. Possesses a sensual figure and firm thighs. Exceptional voluptuousness]
"Are you okay? Want to touch my breasts during the break?"
"I told you not to do that."
"…I just felt like you were a bit low…"
…I guess I looked quite energetic when touching her breasts.
"You probably haven't eaten, that's why. Let's have a meal together later."
Hena blushed shyly and covered her chest.
"Uh, my baby food… hasn't come out yet… I'll try… later…2"
"…."
Not that kind of food…
I feel dizzy.
Is it really okay to continue this game?
***
It's finally lunchtime.
I moved to the cafeteria with Hena and waited for my turn behind the students in front of the kiosk.
"Is that him?"
"He's a 2nd-year student, Onahole Man."
"What an impressive hero."
I was already feeling the effects of my newfound fame.
'Is this like using a student card as a payment card?'
Beep.
[Student ID functions have been suspended. Please contact the student council]
Beep.
[Student ID functions have been suspended. Please contact the student council]
Wait, Student Council President? My ban hasn't been lifted yet? Am I going to starve?
Beep.
[Hena, C-Rank. Certification has been completed.]
"Hena?"
My savior, Hena, suddenly appeared beside me and swiped her card, then handed it to me.
"Here…"
"Can I use this?"
"This time, you have to repay it within two weeks…"
"It's enough for one meal ...."
I don't understand why Hena went to spend a bunch of money on someone like me who used to harass her.
The game is the game, and I am me.
I need to find a way to make money. That's when I thought about it.
"I'll have… udon…"
When I approached Hena, a pleasant scent surrounded her. It was a subtle shampoo fragrance mixed with… how should I put it, her natural scent? I wanted to keep smelling it. Furthermore, the more I looked at Hena, the more beautiful she appeared. It's a shame that her front bangs covered her eyes.
'...'
Underwear.
The mint-colored bra that Hena wore today seemed to be visible through her school uniform.
'…Get a grip.'
Hena's defenselessness wasn't good for my mental health, especially as a healthy young man with his fair share of desires.
"It's different from your usual menu, huh?"
"My taste has changed."
Hena went for udon, and I chose the tonkatsu3 set. The total came to 5 coins, which seemed to be the currency of this world.
"Here, have a slice of tonkatsu."
"No, it's fine"
"I'm giving it to you as a token of gratitude. I'll definitely pay you back for the meal later."
"It's fine for friends not to repay borrowed money…"
Hena…
"…that's what Sang-hyuk always said…"
…
"Borrowing and lending should be clear between friends. I'll repay it for sure."
"…In that case…"
Hena portioned her udon into a smaller dish and handed it to me.
"Here…"
Such a kind-hearted person. It was a moment where I felt truly sorry that the game forced to describe her character as: 'an erotic body that won't allow semen to build up in the testicles'.
"Ah. Hena, do you happen to know my phone's lock pattern?"
To learn more about this world, having a phone is indeed essential. Hena, while savoring her udon, suddenly opened her eyes and remained silent, as if carefully choosing her words.
"I forgot the pattern."
"I'll give it a try."
Oh, it's unlocked. Childhood friend, you're amazing!
[Stella]
– Hey, idiot.
[Stella]
– What on earth are you doing at school?
[Stella]
– Onaholes? What on earth is that?
Right from the start, a stern message from my younger sister (the blonde one) appeared at the top as a pop-up notification. The rumor sure spread quickly…
I should probably reply, right?
– It's my talent, an 'Onahole Collector'.
Oh, she read it in just one second.
[Stella]
– You're making our family look like losers because of you, just die.
…I need to set things straight within the family. It won't be easy.
– You shouldn't talk to your big brother like that.
I'll try teaching her politely again.
[Stella]
– A big brother should act like a big brother. Don't come home. I'll kill you if you do.
[Stella]
– Hey, idiot, why aren't you answering? I said I'd kill you if you come home. You think I'm joking?
…What on earth did Kim Sang-hyuk do to make his sister want to kill him like this?
You can genuinely feel the hatred even through the message. It didn't seem like something that could be resolved easily, like a student council disciplinary committee event. Maybe it would be best to meet her in person and talk things out.
"Sang-hyuk, over here."
"Yeah?"
Hena, who had finished her meal, brought a cup of water.
"Thanks."
[Serena]
– (a picture with her uniform pulled down slightly to reveal her cleavage) Big brother, feel my vibes♡
"Pfft!!"
I never meant for us to go this far…
My little sisters at home are quite something.
'Es-sol Academy app?'
In the afternoon, I concentrated on investigating the Es-sol Academy app.
Here, there was an anonymous community available for enrolled students, and there was a 'Backboard Bulletin'.
'Now I see how the rumor spread.'
– Found at the cafeteria: 2nd-year Onahole Man.
– Wow, he's so handsome…
– Starting today, my dream is to be an onahole, big brother!!
– Is this for real? So good looking.
– What's an onahole??
– If you don't know, search for it, hehe.
It seems like this Backboard Bulletin has little to no censorship.
– The Onahole Princess Yuuna
– Ripped.
– Why does it smell like this?
– D-Rankers are so disgusting.
– Maybe it's because you're a D-Rank bitch?
…Onahole Princess.
It seems like that's Yuuna's new nickname. With around 300 posts, she was already a trend.
'She won't be coming near me for a while.'
No, it might already be a miracle that she doesn't take a leave of absence after she's been nicknamed 'Onahole Princess'.
Then, against my better judgment…
"…Can we talk for a moment?"
After school.
The Onahole Princess Yuuna said, while carrying her bag on the back of my bicycle.
(End of Chapter 8)
Recognizing.
She's talking about breastfeeding.
If you've never heard of tonkatsu before, it's a breaded, deep-fried pork cutlet. Somewhat similar to chicken katsu.