Waking up in Hell may sound like it's a horrible thing the screams of pain and anguish, the smell of fire and brimstone. To be honest to me it was like an ordinary day after living with Sky and Cleo between her shrill and awful voice and Sky farming after eating his last sugar coma created meal, was easy to get used to plus the advantage of such just staring you right in the face.
They Were not invited
Yeah I was all excited not to see those 2 soon as I opened my eye's. It had been many day's since I saw Valentina after our make out session. I was actually starting to think maybe I did something wrong. The more I thought the more I stressed out so I just decided to not. I took a stroll finding a night club and ordered a round oh Hennessy Gold by round I meant huge tray with half a bottle worth of shots, I had a high tolerance for alcohol. After all nothing was as strong as Aesir Honey mead but you can't find that on Earth. Lol guess I'll drown in whiskey instead.
After drinking myself stupid I visited the dungeon tried my hand at torturing souls, turns out my Beast Roan is pretty damn good at that. I came out drenched in blood, intestinal remnants and cracked on chunks of brain matter. It was just strange no matter how psychotic Roan was at tearing and shredding flesh the souls sort of shivered and reset all damage erased just to be tortured over, and over, and over again. If I hadn't been drunk I'd have gotten bored. The souls never fought back.
By the time I got back I saw Valentina there just playing with her little sister, I ignored them going to take a shower and get cleaned up, upon entering the room again I said nothing just stood in the shadows watching her.
"You going to keep being a creepy stalker wolfie or come say hi"
"Nah I'm ohay an sidezthat uhi don't think I can focus on one of the 3 of you right now"
The Wolf stumbled falling over but gave an empty chuckle as he got up wobbling
"Are you drunk?"
"Sure whuy naht I mean it took hours and almost a gallon of whiskey but hey I'm still standing...sorta"
He said this while sitting on his ass looking up at her
"Well hello there beautiful"
Valentina helped him up blushing. He couldn't tell if she was sad, upset, depressed about his state or just disappointed in him and his actions
"Come on wolfie let's get you to bed okay"
"What a swell idea my Goddess even wasted I can go a few rounds"
She blushed but I could tell she wasn't into it that much, probably afraid I'd puke on her.
While on the bed she actually crawled in with me holding me touching my hair. Even though that's a peeve of mine I hated people touching my hair, I didn't complain.
After about an hour the stupor wore off and I was sober again. I followed her to the living room holding her hand and we sat down. Baby Flamez was doing something that took up all my attention. She had a plastic horse in one hand and a stuffed tiger in the other and was doing what I assume was a 3 year Olds version of a puppet show
"Hey jew tupid horsey how dawe jew potty on my nice cween gwass pwepaew jew sewf to be a nene u ated...ohh no pwease kind kitty don't tewn me into kitty food, I pwomise to be good horsey"
The adorable Ness was just too funny. I got down in the floor with a stuffed wolf and pretended to attack the horse.
"Yum yum it's horse for dinner hunt them up fry them up toss them in the pan"
Flamez giggled then crawled all over my head then sat down on the back of my neck bouncing
"Careful now wolfie might have a headache he drank too much grown up juice"
"Eww I want juice and tandy"
I smirk about to take her to the kitchen for juice and a snack.
"I'm sure there's better things to munch on in this house than candy"
Growing bold as always Valentina replies
"Awe eat me"
"Hah I will"
She fake pouts
"But you did once"
Completely not getting the adult conversation baby Flamez turns into a natural disaster pulling at my hair biting at my ear both tiny fists just wailing on my head
"No eat my sisser bad doggy bad.bad.bad.bad"
Ever had to explain to a toddler going on ten that eating her sister didn't hurt her and it was fun play for both of them? Yeah I don't think the kid bought but she ended up with a whole bag of candy as a bribe and the promise I'd never hurt Valentina.
I don't know what was worse the fact of how she would act after eating all that candy, the way she still kept glaring at me either way the old proverb keep one eye open as you go to sleep was at the forefront of my mind.
We spent the day together at the carnival and I swear every time I got close to Valentina I'd get socked with something in the face like a stuffed snake I won for her, or the ping pong ball she was to throw at a glass bowl in a kiddy pool to win a live goldfish. When I tried to share my cotton candy with Valentina the squirt popped her head up licking it making it melt...I guess it was all fun though.
I carried her into the house she was out cold and it was late, after putting her to bed I got Valentina all to myself. I was holding her kissing her enjoying the peaceful moment.
Then a throw pillow from the couch flew through the air and smacked me in the head...???
"Sorry B the little one hired me to wallop you if you got close to Val and the munchkin wasn't around"
I glared at my Bestie Rose as she held a suckered in each hand licking on each one.
We all started laughing and the pillow war started and was to be epic