Poor Jokes

After dying in a traffic accident, Mitchell Alvarez awakens in a fantasy world. But his dreams are crushed when a snarky goddess reveals he was brought here as a joke—for her entertainment. Still, he’s determined to prove he’s more than a cosmic joke—even if he has no idea what he’s doing.

They say money can't buy happiness. But for her, it bought everything-except the life she lost. All her life, Andi Navarro believed one thing: Money solves everything. Maybe that's what growing up poor does to a person-when every meal is uncertain, when every dream feels too expensive, and when love is the only thing you have left. But then one night, everything crumbles. A tragic car crash takes her parents. And just when she thought things couldn't get worse, an old man shows up at their funeral claiming to be her grandfather-the same man her mother never spoke of. Turns out, her mother was an heir to a billion-dollar empire-before she ran away with a poor mechanic and chose love over legacy. Now, Andi is left with two younger siblings, a luxurious mansion, and millions of dollars wired to her bank account overnight. At seventeen, she's no longer just a poor girl trying to survive. She's an heiress, a sister, and the new face of a bloodline she barely knows. And with great wealth comes whispers, power plays, and vultures in designer clothes. But Andi Navarro isn't here to be eaten alive. She's here to win. Because in her world, money can buy loyalty. Money can buy silence. And most of all, money can buy her a new beginning. Even if it costs her everything.

"She was a demon to begin with, how could she possibly be corrupted by encountering me, a human? Critics always talk about ludicrous things." In 1798, during an interview with the press, Cardinal Bishop Lanci was asked about his past with the exiled last princess of the Demon Race, as well as recent signs of the resurrection of the demons. He stated: "I have made too many efforts to defend world peace, I am quite sure, there is absolutely no possibility for the Demon Race to revive under her leadership." ...... In the winter of 1802, the revival of the Demon Race succeeded. [Based on the above information, please indicate who is the main culprit leading to the revival of the Demon Race, and explain why it is Lanci. (10 points)] —— excerpt from "Classic Examination Questions in Empire History."

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

JUST READ THE DAMN THING ----joking hahahahha

NOTICE: Feeling Motivated to continue Mistake Marriage again!, thank you for al your love and support and well wishes even when I took a break, looking forward to more support and encouragement Love, Marthar. ____________ ____________ Ariel Ocean’s life was turned upside down when her greedy relatives stole her inheritance and forced her to marry Rhysand Lee Golden, the cold, emotionless family bodyguard. What no one knew was that Rhysand was secretly the wealthiest man in Peak City, the most influential city nearby. He had come to Rain City undercover, pretending to be a bodyguard while searching for his kidnapped sister. Their marriage started as a cage for both of them, but the tension between them quickly turned intense. Rhysand, who had long shut off his emotions, found himself irresistibly drawn to Ariel’s innocence, while Ariel couldn’t deny the raw, magnetic pull between them. As their nights together grew more passionate, their connection deepened, breaking down the barriers Rhysand had built around his heart. But external forces conspired to tear them apart. Envious enemies and manipulative relatives sought to destroy what Ariel and Rhysand had built, threatening their bond at every turn. As the pressure mounted, so did the passion between them, the endless challenges threatens to tear them apart forever.

183cm tall. 75kg. Bench pressing 500. My body was perfect. My life was perfect. So why the hell am I stuck in this tiny, short, three-heads-tall body?! I was Jeon Seong-guk, the king of Samjeon Group, a global powerhouse! But just when I was about to claim everything, a sudden heart attack struck me down. And now? I’ve been reborn as a baby in a poor family. A one-room apartment for a house?! Young, struggling parents instead of the wealthy elite?! Is this some kind of cruel joke?! But no matter—because I am Jeon Seong-guk. I clawed my way to the top once, and I’ll do it again. This time, I’m not just climbing to success— I’m taking my entire family with me!

Beast Bonding: Failed! Royal Bloodline: Rejected! Villainous Upgrade: Hell Yeah! Corrupted Monkey Sidekick: Bananas! Elion Von Blackmere was born with everything: charm, lineage, talent—except the one thing that mattered most: a beast. In a world where power equals beast, Elion got humiliated, exiled, and tossed aside like a broken sword. But an invitation and a corrupted mythical egg from a 13-member villain group gave him a second chance… Inside? A demon monkey with zero chill and 100% attitude. This little troublemaker got jokes, pranks, and enough sass to embarrass an entire kingdom. Now Elion isn’t here to play hero. He’s here to ruin kingdoms, crush chosen ones, and make the world regret ever laughing at the “Beastless Prince.” Face-slapping arrogant heroes? Check. Taming the untamable? Absolutely! World domination plot? …Why not? Monkey jokes? Every. Damn. Chapter. Witness the rise of the Exiled Prince of No Beast as he climbs with a demon monkey on his shoulder and vengeance in his heart. #VillainEra #ExiledPrinceArc #MonkeyMadness #FaceSlapSeason

Martin, a 30-year-old corporate manager’s life was flatter than an ironing board. His sarcastic corporate dad jokes light up the office, but not his poor, old soul. One day, a former coworker and mentee of his told him to try out a new game that nobody had heard of. With nothing in his calendar other than visiting his old man in a retirement home, Martin decided, why not? He logged into the game and was immediately shooed away and called an old man. Fortunately, a god saw his PowerPoint-induced trauma and unshakable deadline discipline and gave him a magic IDE, one that he could use to copy, create, and edit magic spells on his own. Follow Martin’s journey as he abused his IDE to create magical tools, golems, and magical versions of modern weapons. Alongside bringing Kaizen and KPI to the medieval fantasy world.

"You aren't telling me that you want me to tell jokes. The most powerful people in this world are the jesters? No. This is ridiculous. Send me back, right now. What? Why are you laughing? I am not joking. Quit laughing, damn it." His laugh fuels my rage, as well as my newfound power. I punch him as hard as I can in the face. When I pull my fist away... his face is covered in clown makeup. I hate this world.

A young girl Joanna Maurice loses both her parents to death and gets taken in by a rich , wealthy family the Xang . Her life is normal , she gets graduates well, gets a good job and lives well until Lee Xang the heir to the Xang riches comes into the story

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

This is seriously just a joke I swear to God this is a joke dear Federal Agents I do not condone anything inside of this joke thingy

Three teenagers being reincarnated into a fantasy world, a joke fantasy adventure based off a Dungeons & Dragons campaign between good friends.

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.

During his five-year marriage to Sophia, Michael was willing to be a househusband and support his wife in her career on Wall Street. However, one day, his mother-in-law Elena threw the divorce agreement in front of him: "Sign it, you are not worthy of my daughter." [Ding! Choose to activate the system! ] [Option 1: Kneel down and beg Sophia, continue your humble life, and the system will be untied. ] [Option 2: Divorce quickly, activate the system, and get a novice gift package. ] "Sophia, is this what you mean?" "Yes." Michael signed with a cold heart. When he left the mansion in the Upper East Side, he heard Elena's taunting: "Poor guy, don't even think about turning over in your life." **A few years later**, Michael's name was printed at the top of the Forbes Rich List. He controlled the global technology and financial empire with trillions of assets, and was surrounded by supermodels and socialites. When the haggard Elena knelt in front of his private plane and cried and begged: "Son-in-law, Sophia knows I was wrong! I will agree to any condition you put forward!" Michael just adjusted the cuffs of his Brioni suit indifferently - the man who she once said "was not worthy of her daughter" now made the whole Wall Street tremble. Sophia, hiding behind the crowd, looked at the Patek Philippe worth tens of millions on his wrist, and finally understood what kind of dusty diamond she had discarded that year.

Within the boundaries of The Empire, powerful presences lurk behind each and every corner. After finding a mysterious mask Oscar is suddenly thrust into the deep, treacherous undercurrents of the world. Tricks to attack, Jokes to deceive. In the end, everything is in the hands of fools. ------ Cover is AI ------

She lives a simple life. His is as tangled as a piece of thread. She is full of joy and bliss. He is burning with hate and blood lust. But somehow, they need each other. And he would stop at nothing to make sure she is his. In a world of where you feel cold, you gotta stay gold. The pains of a past life and the bewilderment of the future, can these two souls become one? * * * * By the way, these book covers aren't mine. Just wanted to you all to know. Also, don't forget to like, share and maybe drop a few Power Stones. It might just make someone's day

This book is simple. It doesn’t have romance, or drama, or jokes. But it has unanswered questions, unresolved doubts, questionable thoughts, and escapes I once considered. It’s not much, but if you want to know what it’s about... find out.

Recently, the company I run under my name needed to move to a larger office building due to expansion. To clear out some unwanted items from the company, I specifically posted a message on my social circle, offering these miscellaneous items for free. "The company is closing, if anyone needs these things, just message me directly." This was originally just a joke, after all, my business is doing well, and anyone could guess I was joking. Unexpectedly, after posting it, my girlfriend actually called to question me. "Wang Xiao, is what you said on your social circle true? Did your company go bankrupt?" "If that's the case, then let's break up!" This joke allowed me to see my girlfriend’s true colors. Well, I guess I’ll stay in that villa I was going to give her myself!

In the bustling city of Miravale, Aarav, a humble and hardworking mechanic from the slums, crosses paths with Urmila Rana, the daughter of one of the city's wealthiest families. Their meeting is pure accident—a flat tire, a chance encounter, and a conversation that lingers. Despite the worlds that separate them, Urmila is drawn to Suraj honesty, strength, and the quiet dreams he hides behind his calloused hands. Suraj, though intimidated by her status, can't deny the spark he feels—something deeper than just attraction. As they begin to secretly date, both face intense pressure. Urmila's elite world is filled with judgment and tradition, while Suraj's community warns him of heartbreak. But love doesn't follow rules. When secrets unravel and Urmila's family discovers the truth, Suraj must decide whether to fight for her or let her go. In the end, it’s not about wealth or status—but whether love is enough to bridge a gap society says should never be crossed. "When Worlds Collide" is a heartwarming tale of love, courage, and the strength to rewrite destiny.

The Poor Girl Became the CEO follows Hua, a determined young woman who rises from poverty to take control of a powerful corporation, overcoming countless obstacles along the way. In a world driven by technology and corporate power, Hua’s journey is complicated not only by business rivalries but also by matters of the heart. As Hua navigates her rise to the top, she crosses paths with Ming, a charming and influential figure who is initially drawn to her intelligence and ambition. Their relationship blossoms amidst the cutthroat corporate world, but their love is soon tested when Xueyao, Ming's childhood love, reappears in his life. Xueyao's return is marked by manipulation and deceit, pushing Ming into a state of confusion where he can no longer remember his love for Hua. With Ming's memory lost and his life entangled with Xueyao’s schemes, Hua must fight not only for her place in the corporate world but also for her heart. Torn between moving on and fighting for the man she loves, Hua faces the ultimate challenge—can love truly conquer all in the face of betrayal and ambition? This sci-fi romance drama tells a gripping story of personal growth, love, and perseverance in a futuristic world where power is everything and nothing is as it seems. Will Hua reclaim her love and secure her place as CEO, or will the past and present conspire to tear everything apart?

The worst illness that can be fall a person is that of being poor, naked and blind....read to find out more as this book is holy spirit guided

When an AI system takes over Cleveland under the guise of promoting wellness and happiness, a paranoid dive bar owner and his eccentric patrons accidentally become the last holdout against algorithmic oppression—armed only with whiskey, bad jokes, and a mysteriously sentient jukebox. --- Tag:- urban fantasy, AI, paranormal bar, found family, slow burn mystery, dystopian humor

Kai, the protagonist, who was reincarnated as the eldest son of a poor aristocrat in the "Empire" of the world of beauty and ugliness, which has a gender ratio of 1:3. "I'm not going to end up as a poor nobleman like this! I'll become a high-ranking officer and marry a pretty girl! He took advantage of his natural magic power and aimed to become a soldier, but after he became the head of the family, the wheels of life went crazy little by little. "Kai ♡ From now on, you will live as a seeding sex slave named my husband for the rest of your life ♡ Jupo Jupo ♡♡ "Hey, even though it's such a beautiful girl, does my first experience count as reverse rape?!" (As for Kai) I thought I was just a little kind and helpful during my military school life, but by the time I realized it was a mistake, it was already too late. The beautiful Yandere virgins were completely dependent on him. A perverted youth love story that is loved by selfish and logical beautiful girls begins. 逆転世界で貧乏貴族に転生した俺〜少し優しく接しただけの軍人貴族の女の子たちに、ヤンデレ依存されて金と権力で婿という名の性奴隷にされてドロドロに愛されている〜 作者：じょぶおんりー ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+

In a world ruled by magic and rigid social hierarchies, a boy named Ji-hyeon is born into a poor farming family on the outskirts of a small village. But no one knows his deepest secret—in his previous life, he was the Demon King, a feared and powerful ruler of the magical world. After being destroyed by betrayal and holy power, his soul is reincarnated into the body of a mere human—without strength, without influence, and without anyone who remembers him. However, even in this fragile human body, his unparalleled intelligence remains. From a young age, Ji-hyeon shows an uncanny ability to read, understand magic, and sense mana. He hides his talents, quietly growing up in obscurity, until the day he steps into a greater magical world—starting with an elite magic academy, and eventually facing ancient races, inter-kingdom wars, and entities from a forgotten era. With sharp intellect and unwavering resolve, Ji-hyeon gradually rebuilds his power. But this time, he doesn't seek to rule the world as he once did. He seeks to understand it. To change it. And to discover—can a Demon King truly live as a human?