After Quinton left my room, I slept for a long time. I was so tired that I fell asleep instantly, and woke up at a time of day that I wasn't even sure of. I wasn't sure how many hours - or even days - had passed.
When I opened my eyes, I saw a giant chicken.
Oh my God. I'm hallucinating.
"Ah! You're awake!" it said from where it sat in the chair by my bed. It spoke in a voice deeper than the ocean, with a gruffness that sounded like a deep note on a bass guitar.
It scared the hell out of me.
"Ahh!!" I screamed, covering my face with my arms.
It nearly dropped its laptop. "Huh?! Shh! Why are you screaming?!"
It saw its reflection in the mirror. "Oh, f*ck. Sh*t. Sorry. Probably wasn't a good idea to visit a lady who just awoke from a three day long sleep with a chick mask on..."
So I wasn't hallucinating? This wasn't actually a giant chick but a man?
