I groaned as I opened my eyes . My head felt like it was beaten by a hammer, my throat was dry and I felt a heavy sensation over my body. I looked below and I had a heart attack and boner.
A gorgeous woman was lying on top of me with disheveled hair spreading all over. Her body would give even the gayest dude a stiffy and the worst of it all, she was naked completely and the little bit of blood on my sheet is evidence that I have taken her virginity.
But sadly, that was not even the worst problem , even I ignored my dick still being inside a wonderful place. I could only horrifiedly look at the face that was way too familiar to me.
With flowing blond hair and the diamond mark on her forehead, along with the two weapons of mass destruction, it was none other than the legendary sannin and wet dream of every naruto fan, Tsunade Senju ! And I took her virginity in a drunken espacade that lasted the whole night.
I said my prayers as her eyes fluttered open and she she looked at me with some confusion and then looked below where our bodies were still connected. She tried to move but my Excalibur who has found his Avalon refused get out which released a throaty moan from her.
I just lost it and captured her lips to which her eyes widened but she kissed me back on instinct as I moved my hips with a rhythm without giving her time to react.
It didn't last long as I was pretty hungover and tired. I blasted my load deep inside her as she moaned and climaxed. Her climax seemed to have brought some clarity to her as she yelped with a surprise and delivered a knockout blow to my face.
Already tired and weakened I could only push my hands up to block it but the punch landed successfully and I blacked out. I could only thought one thing before I fainted, one day in Naruto world and I already banged The top waifu, may be my luck is finally changing!
Tsunade PoV
This is ridiculous. I , a dignified sannin and the grand daughter of the first hokage have actually slept with a teenager half my age! He's a fucking Uchiha on top of that!
Even On top of that, that was my first time! Something a woman wants to be memorable and romantic! Although I'm old, I won't accept a drunken one night stand as my first!
I winced as I stood up and got dressed.
Looking around, I found this place is not bad. Small and clean, with a nice garden in the backyard. I rummaged through some stuff to find out about the guy I slept with. He is currently passed out after my punch, but even then he's got a perverted grin on his face. He's kinda handsome to be honest .
I shook my head at the evil thought and slapped myself to snap out of it. I'm leaving the village today with Shinzune and we probably won't ever meet again. Even if he goes around saying it, nobody would believe the last senju princess slept with an uchiha. This will be probably for the best.
But as I left the house after healing the guy, my mind felt a hint of loneliness. Although It wasn't right, he was quite sincere when we talked. He never tried to lie to me, which was something I faced rarely.
Although he didn't know me, he truly tried to comfort me without any bad intentions. Specially when I was the one who asked to go home with him.
Well, no point thinking about it now. I'll meet him in the future if its our fate. For now, I have to leave here before he wakes up. I took a last look at his peaceful sleeping face and left , trying to find Shizune and leave immediately.
Mc PoV
The world shall know pain- that was the first thing I felt after I woke up .
That woman is a monster! How could you punch a guy you slept with literally seconds ago ! Thankfully my body is sturdy, it wasn't broken in pieces after taking that punch!
Maybe she held back or healed me after I passed out? Nah, thats not possible. She's a strong woman who does not like being soft and vulnerable.
Well, I'll never get within her strike zone in the future if I survive tonight... wait ! why is it already afternoon! That means I slept the whole day and now I got nowhere to run before Itachi knocks on my door like friggin John Wick looking for his dog's killer! And what the hell is that bastard Kyoki doing!
When you realize you are gonna die soon, it suddenly calms you down. I felt a peaceful feeling as if birds chirping around me in a peaceful manner. I walked in front of the mirror to dress up beofre picking my bag.
But there was a surprise waiting for me.
When I opened my eyes, there was an additional tomoe in my pupil, making it a three tomoe sharingan. I would be thrilled if it was ordinary times, but I'm not happy when I think my eyes will be used as danzo's wrist watch for a cheap rip off Izanagi. FML!
No point crying now. I slowly made my way toward Kyoki's house where I found that bastard just waking up as well. I asked him why was he waking up now and he blushed!
The fucker also went out and got laid last night!
What's worse , it was Inami. I never even knew that these two had a thing going on and apparently since they might be going into a dangerous journey, they decided to go Yolo! After they finished, Kyoki escorted them out of Konoha and only managed to return in the early morning before everyone woke up.
I kicked his ass while the guy still laughed like a silly lovestruck fool. If only he knew that I also went out last night and banged hottest kunoichi in the world! On top of that, I now have a three tomoe sharingan. Just one more step towards mangekyo.
We got ready as evening approched. We knocked out the anbus that were trailing us and got their clothes and mask before killing them. Then we went separately and started working on our mission.
I found the old man who is iwagakure spy and got the activation code for the explosives. Nothing a little genjutsu can't do. Then I went towards the ninja store and stole more explosive tags, Kunai and surikens for later.
By the time I was done and reached the clan , it had already ended. This was also something I needed to see. The sight of such horror not only will steel my resolve and hatred, I might end up awakening mangekyo. Kyoki should have got the stuff from Naka shrine.
At this time, the shrine is probably the safest place as nobody would think of going there, or so I thought.
When I walked through the same old streets, I barely controlled myself from throwing up. I plucked out all the three tomoe sharingan I could find as I made my way towards Naka Shrine. I won't let Danzo have the trophies so happily. I offered a silent prayer for the fallen Uchihas as I willed myself to go to my destination.
When I reached the shrine, Kyoki was already there. We confirmed that we got everything and prepared to start my plan but suddenly, there was space warping right next to Kyoki. I knew who it was and cursed my luck as I pulled back Kyoki just before the hand could grab him.
A masked man emerged from the portal and spoke in a deep voice," it seems Itachi let two rats slip away. No matter, I'll kill you both before I take those scrolls from you."
He started weaving signs as I yelled to Kyouki, " Get out of here immediately and escape. I'll hold him off."
Kyoki refused and threw a fireball at Obito while saying," This is your plan, so you should escape. You need to stay alive more than me. Without you, there's no future for us."
I tried to convince him but he refused to listen. I thought about how stupid I was to think the plan will go without a hitch. Obito should have left with Itachi but I never thought he'd come here again so soon.
We also need to escape this place before Danzo shows up. I prepared myself to set off the explosions while dodging Obito, and suddenly there was a sharp pain in my head.
I got punched by Obito and crashed into a boulder as I got distracted .
But suddenly, Itachi flashed behind Kyoki who was about to attack Obito and stabbed him in the back mercilessly. I could see it slow motion as I tried to yell at Kyoki to run, but it happened before I could move. Obito , taking this chance threw a Kunai at me which stabbed my shoulder.
I ignored the pain as I rushed to my friend who was bleeding out . I grabbed Kyoki as Obito threw another bunch of kunai at him. I protected him with my body as the Kunai's pierced me, making me cough up some blood. Kyoki weakly smiled and spoke, " Us against everyone, until the end buddy."
At that moment I felt an immense amount of grief. I didn't feel anything except sorrow as the moments we spent together since we were kids flashed by. It wasn't just this body's memory, it was was mine too. I felt everything Uchiha Shin would have felt if I didn't replace him.
I let out an anguished howl as my friend closed his eyes. Obito said mockingly, " thanks for the help Itachi. Kill the other one and let's get out of here. We have made too much noise here." Itachi emotionlessly started weaving signs for a great fireball jutsu to burn me along with Kyoki.
At that moment, my sorrow condensed into rage as I hated this very world. The chaotic world and it's tumors that are people like Obito, Danzo, Hiruzen who manipulate others to benifit themselves. The shinobi nations who are greedy for profit and would go to war for them, causing innocents to die.
I will not accept such reality !
A reality where a gentle and kind guy like Kyoki has to die , a reality where innocents of Uchiha get slaughtered without reason, a reality where evil villains like Hiruzen and Danzo gets to pretend to be a hero- I shall reject such a cruel reality and create my own!
I will build an Utopia for my loved ones so nobody can ever harm them. I won't let this end here! I want power to avenge them!