A month had passed since our glorious conquest of the Sky Fortress, now officially dubbed the "Flying Shin-tanic." Despite Kyoki's complaints, everyone had reluctantly accepted the name. I stood at the edge of the fortress deck, overlooking the world below with a smug grin, munching on an apple while I processed the newest piece of intel my shadow clones had gathered.
Konoha was about to get wrecked.
Kumo, Iwa, and Suna were gearing up to attack, and it wasn't going to be pretty. Talk about karma, I thought, laughing darkly to myself. Hiruzen and Danzo had finally outdone themselves, and now they were about to reap what they sowed.
"Hehehehehe..." I chuckled, my laugh turning more and more villainous as I leaned forward, eyes glowing with excitement. "It's happening... the great ninja battle royale!"
"Shin."
I froze mid-laugh. That voice. That gentle yet authoritative tone that could make grown men cry. I turned slowly to see Tsunade standing there, her hands resting gently on her growing belly, which was now more visible beneath her loose robes.
Tsunade approached me and, without warning, pulled me into a soft hug. "Do you really need to see a war start?" she whispered against my chest.
I blinked. "I mean… yeah?"
She sighed, pulling back to look me in the eyes, and that's when I saw it—a fully matured three-tomoe Sharingan staring right at me.
I did a double take. "Wait... Tsuna-babe, are you... rocking the Sharingan look now?!"
Tsunade smirked, tapping under her eye. "You like? I noticed them this morning. I assume you had something to do with this?"
I scratched my head sheepishly. "Heh, you caught me. It's a little gift from my stash. Picked it up from Mikoto before... you know, things got messy."
She crossed her arms. "So you decided to implant Uchiha eyes into me without telling me? And how did you perform a surgery without me noticing!"
I held my hands up in defense. "Hey, hey, it's a good thing! And who needs surgery when you can just say, I wish my wife had these cool looking eyes, and poof, it happens! Think about it—now you can be the first Senju with a Sharingan! You're like the ultimate ninja Pokémon fusion!"
Tsunade stared at me blankly. "Did you just compare me to a Pokémon?"
"...A really rare one?"
Tsunade groaned but surprisingly didn't punch me this time. Instead, she touched her eyes gently and whispered, "You really gave this to me without asking for anything in return?"
I grinned, wrapping an arm around her. "Of course! What's yours is yours, and what's mine is—"
She raised a fist.
"—Yours! Definitely yours!" I corrected quickly.
Tsunade smiled, but I could tell she was touched. "Thank you, Shin."
Kyoki, standing a few feet away, sighed. "God help us all if she starts using Uchiha techniques with Senju strength."
Ignoring him, I turned back to Tsunade. "Look, babe, Konoha has this coming. Whether I do something or not, they're screwed for all the crap Hiruzen and Danzo have pulled over the years."
Tsunade frowned. "What do you mean?"
I took a deep breath, gently taking her hands and leading her to sit down. "Tsunade... I never wanted to tell you this because, well, I figured you'd punch me into orbit. But since you're my future wife and all, you deserve to know."
Her eyes narrowed. "Shin..."
I swallowed. "Okay, so... Hiruzen and Danzo might have... you know... had a hand in wiping out most of the Senju clan."
Tsunade froze. "What?"
I winced. "Yeah, uh... I dug up some old records, and let's just say, your clan wasn't 'lost to war' like they made you believe."
Her fists clenched, trembling with barely contained rage. "And Nawaki...?"
I sighed. "Let's just say... his 'accident' was a little too convenient."
Tsunade's chakra flared violently, and for a moment, I thought the entire fortress might come crashing down. Her eyes darkened, her breath ragged. "Those... bastards..."
I quickly pulled her into my arms, stroking her back gently. "Babe, calm down. You're gonna break the flying fortress if you don't relax. Think about the kid."
Her breathing slowed, but I felt her heartbeat pounding. Suddenly, a sharp pain shot through my fingers. I pulled back slightly, and my eyes widened.
Blood dripped from Tsunade's newly activated Sharingan, and where once the three tomoe spun, there was now something far more powerful—her very own Mangekyo Sharingan.
I whistled. "Well, damn. Babe, you got an upgrade!"
Tsunade blinked, then looked into the reflection of a nearby polished console. Her eyes widened. "This... this is..."
"A Senju awakening a Mangekyo," I said, grinning. "That's gotta be a first."
Shizune walked in just in time to see Tsunade staring into the reflective surface and immediately shrieked. "LADY TSUNADE, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYES?!"
Tsunade turned slowly, her gaze glowing ominously. "Shizune... it's fine."
"It's not fine!" Shizune panicked. "First, you get pregnant by an S-rank traitor, and now you have an Uchiha dojutsu?! This is too much! Now we'll definitely get hunted along with them!"
I leaned over to Kyoki. "She's handling this better than expected."
Kyoki sighed. "Why am I still here?"
Ignoring Shizune's freakout, Tsunade closed her eyes for a moment, then reopened them, the Mangekyo spinning with a newfound purpose. She stood up, rolling her shoulders. "So, Shin... tell me more about these little secrets Konoha's been keeping from me."
I grinned. "Now that's the Senju-Uchiha power couple energy I signed up for!"
Hiruzen stared blankly at the stack of reports on his desk, the latest one being particularly painful.
CONFIDENTIAL REPORT:
Village morale is at an all-time low. Several shinobi have expressed concerns over the upcoming war. Also, the civilians have started referring to Shin Uchiha as the 'Sky Menace' and are convinced he will come back riding a giant bird.
Hiruzen rubbed his temples. "The boy isn't even trying to be subtle."
Danzo stepped forward. "This is our opportunity. We should lure him back with... incentives."
Hiruzen groaned. "Danzo, for the last time, we are not sending an offer for him to return in exchange for Hashirama's cells."
"But it worked for Orochimaru," Danzo muttered under his breath.
Tsunade was pacing back and forth, her new Sharingan analyzing the world below with unsettling precision. "Shin, if we're really going to watch Konoha burn, we need a plan. A real one."
I grinned. "Of course. I got two words for you: Sky Bombardment."
Kyoki groaned. "Please no..."
I ignored him and gestured to the control panels. "Think about it! We swoop down, drop a few presents, and leave a big 'THE MAGNIFICENT SHIN SAMA WAS HERE' sign."
Tsunade sighed, massaging her forehead. "I can't believe I'm actually considering this..."
I pulled her close, wrapping an arm around her waist. "Relax, babe. This fortress, your new Sharingan, my genius... we're unstoppable."
She smirked. "You do have a habit of making the impossible happen."
I wiggled my eyebrows. "Just wait till I teach our kid to awaken the Rinnegan."
Tsunade facepalmed. "Dear God..."
I sat cross-legged on the deck of the Flying Shin-tanic, arms folded, staring at Tsunade's new Mangekyo Sharingan with the intensity of a man who just realized his wife could now officially kick his ass in ways he never imagined.
"So... you're telling me," I started slowly, "that your right eye can reverse and negate any damage done to your loved ones?"
Tsunade nodded, her crimson and black eye glowing ominously. "Yes. It activates on instinct, almost like my body knows when someone I care about is in danger."
I whistled. "Damn, babe. You basically got an Uno Reverse Card for life-threatening injuries."
Kyoki, standing off to the side, muttered, "Yeah, but knowing Shin, he'll find a way to abuse it."
Ignoring him, I leaned in closer, peering at her left eye. "And this one?"
Tsunade smirked. "Amaterasu."
Kyoki choked on his water. "You mean the legendary black flames that never go out and burn everything to ash?"
I grinned like a kid on Christmas morning. "My wife can commit arson with a glance. I love it."
Tsunade rolled her eyes. "I will only use it when someone threatens the people I care about. I can also control it to go out.."
I stood up and raised my hands. "Alright, let's test this bad boy out."
Kyoki paled. "Shin, please. Let's not light me on fire."
I waved him off. "Relax, Kyoki. Tsuna-babe's got my back." I cleared my throat dramatically. "Now, I will attempt to punch myself in the face."
Tsunade blinked. "Shin, you don't have to—"
Too late. I swung at myself with the speed of a ninja determined to test fate... only for my fist to freeze in midair as Tsunade's right eye spun to life. A wave of soothing chakra surrounded my hand, stopping all momentum.
I gasped in amazement. "Whoa. It's like my body forgot I was about to do something stupid."
Kyoki sighed. "If only it worked on your personality."
Tsunade smirked. "Lover's Wish. It negates and reverses any damage to you, Shizune, or anyone I hold dear. With just a glance."
I grinned ear to ear. "And people say love makes you weak! It makes you a damn cheat code!"
Shizune peeked out from behind a crate, looking worried. "This sounds like a dangerous amount of power."
"Oh, come on," I said, throwing an arm around Tsunade. "When have I ever misused an overpowered ability?"
Kyoki and Shizune simultaneously responded, "Always."
Testing Amaterasu – The Fire of Wife-Fury
With Lover's Wish successfully tested (by me attempting increasingly ridiculous self-harm, including nearly jumping off the fortress), it was time for the real fun.
Tsunade crossed her arms. "Alright, genius. How do you propose we test Amaterasu without burning down the whole fortress?"
I tapped my chin thoughtfully. "We need a volunteer."
Kyoki's eyes widened. "No. Absolutely not."
"But Kyoki," I pleaded with my best puppy-dog eyes, "this is for science."
"Science my ass!" Kyoki backed away. "You're literally trying to set me on fire!"
Tsunade smirked and put a hand on Kyoki's shoulder. "Relax. I won't activate it unless you actually try to hurt Shin."
Kyoki blinked. "Oh. Well... that's easy enough."
I raised an eyebrow. "Wait, what—"
Kyoki punched me in the gut before I could react. I gasped, bending over. "Damn, man, that was personal!"
Tsunade's left eye flared to life, and before Kyoki could react, black flames erupted from his hand, creeping up his arm.
"AAAAAAAAH!" Kyoki screamed, flailing wildly. "PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT! Sister in law, I still haven't had kids yet!"
"Stay still!" Tsunade shouted, focusing on her eye. The jutsu ativated, and the flames disappeared instantly.
Kyoki collapsed onto the ground, panting. "I... I saw my life flash before my eyes..."
I grinned. "And what did you see?"
"Mostly moments of you ruining it!"
Tsunade examined her hand, her eyes returning to their normal brown hue. "So the flames vanish when I want them to. But if it were anyone else..."
Shizune, still standing at a safe distance, muttered, "They'd be crispy."
I wrapped an arm around Tsunade's shoulder proudly. "Look at us, babe. You negate damage, I warp reality. We're unstoppable."
Tsunade smirked. "Don't forget my punches still work just fine without my eyes."
I gulped. "Noted."
She then surprised with a tender kiss and smirked, " Don't worry, I won't beat you up unless you do something really stupid. I'm carrying your child after all, I wouldn't want my baby to see his father getting beaten his mother everyday."
Later that night, while lounging on the captain's chair, I nudged Tsunade with a mischievous grin. "Sooo, what's it like having OP eyes and an OP husband?"
Tsunade rolled her eyes. "You're only OP in your own mind, Shin."
I pouted. "Hey, I've survived a lot of dumb decisions, haven't I?"
She sighed. "I won't argue with that."
I leaned in, twirling a kunai between my fingers. "Come on, admit it. You're impressed. Maybe enough to give me some wild cockpit sex! "
She stared at me for a moment before settling down on my lap and smirking. "Maybe a little."
I threw my hands in the air. "I'll take it!" We kissed passionately and started getting into it. Just as I was about to bask in carnal pleasures with my hot waifu, a sudden alarm blared across the ship.
Kyoki rushed in. "Shin, we've got company!"
I groaned. "Is it Kumo recruiters again?"
"No!" Kyoki shouted. "It's... Danzo!"
Tsunade's eyes glowed crimson with her Mangekyo. "That bastard."
I stood up, cracking my knuckles. "Alright Tsuna babe. Time to test both of your eyes in combat."
As the fortress hovered over the clouds, a dozen Root ANBU leaped onto the deck. I grinned. "Oh hey, Danzo's personal goons. How's life?"
One of the masked figures growled. "Surrender peacefully, Uchiha Shin."
I tapped my chin. "Mmm, no thanks. Tsunade, babe, you wanna handle this?"
Tsunade's eyes spun to life, and with one flicker of her left eye, black flames engulfed the Root ANBU leader's sword. He yelped and dropped it, frantically patting his hands.
Another agent lunged at me, and Tsunade's right eye shimmered. Before he even reached me, his leg buckled, his body freezing mid-motion, as if fate itself said, "Nope."
I grinned. "Man, I love my big tiddy hot wife."
Tsunade shot me a glare. "Don't push your luck."
Kyoki, watching the carnage unfold, muttered, "How did we go from stealing a fortress to fighting the ninja version of CIA?"
"Life comes at you fast," I said, dodging another attack.
Tsunade stepped forward, cracking her knuckles. "I think it's time we send Danzo a message."
I clapped my hands together. "YES! Burn 'DANZO SUCKS' into the clouds!"
Tsunade facepalmed. "Just fight them, Shin."
And with that, the battle truly began.