Shin stood amidst the smoldering ruins of the Uchiha clan, the ethereal glow of his newly awakened Mangekyo Sharingan casting ominous blue shadows. Towering above him was his Susano'o, a colossal figure wielding a glowing blade that looked suspiciously like it was stolen from a certain bleach-blond Soul Reaper.
Obito and Itachi shared a rare moment of mutual confusion. "Did... Did he just pull a Genjitsu-free Izanagi without losing an eye?" Obito muttered, peeking through his swirling mask.
Itachi frowned. "More importantly, why is that Susano'o wearing a top hat and monocle?"
"You wouldn't understand," Shin growled, his voice echoing with raw power and dramatic gravitas. "But trust me, this is peak culture."
Obito charged with his signature Kamui, intent on grabbing Shin and dragging him into the swirling void. But Shin's Left Eye flared with ominous energy as he shouted, "Reality Rejection!"
The air around Obito shimmered like bad CGI as he suddenly found himself tumbling onto a rickety old fishing boat. "WHERE AM I?!" he screamed, clutching his head.
"Welcome to the One Piece universe," Shin called out cheerily. "Have fun chasing that treasure for the next 1000 episodes."
Obito let out a blood-curdling scream as his consciousness snapped back to the real world, his Kamui visibly destabilizing.
"That's... That's illegal!"
"Well, so is your mask," Shin retorted.
Itachi tried to capitalize on the distraction, sending a swarm of crows at Shin. But Shin's Right Eye gleamed. "Avalon!"
Suddenly, Itachi found himself back in a peaceful Konoha, eating dango with his little brother Sasuke. He smiled softly, unaware he was now completely immobilized in the real world.
Kyoki, even while half-conscious, croaked, "Bro... Did you just put him in a filler episode?"
"Damn straight."
Yeah, that wasn't the real chapter. I just wrote some random shit to mess with you folks. The real chapter begins now .
Shin POV
Blood dripping from my kunai wounds, Kyoki limp in my arms—this was shaping up to be the worst "bros night out" ever.
"Did you think you could escape?" Obito's voice boomed from behind his mask as he emerged from his swirling void. "The only way you're leaving is in a bag."
I was too tired to come up with a snarky retort, but I could feel the anger building. My best bro was barely breathing. My once-dead dreams of a peaceful life now seemed laughable.
And then I felt it. A power surge so ridiculous it could only belong to a protagonist. And since I'm an uchiha, I pretty much knew what it meant. I got the coolest-looking eyes, yo!
Not to mention the new two jutsu's that popped up in my head, which were fuckin illegal ! Illegal, I say!
My right has the strongest genjutsu, which is based on the wish to build an utopia. I called at Avalon, a peaceful and happy world untouched by any darkness. Once trapped within it , it is borderline impossible to break. It's like Infinite Tsukuyomi Lite!
If that wasn't cheating enough, the left eye held an even crazier jutsu. Reality rejection literally does what it's name suggests. I got an Izanagi without any drawback !
And it works on other people and wide areas too; I'm basically like Wanda now. Maybe I'll build a small country for myself, heh.
And the worst part for my enemies, my left eye rejects the reality that I have to suffer from sharingan overuse like a little bitch. That means I can use my OP genjutsu anytime, anywhere, until chakra cooldown.
Anyway, let's get this shit started. An OP isekai MC has just entered the show! And he's borderline insane! hahaha *Laughs in Sukuna's voice* let's go beat up some minors.
My left eye burned with unimaginable intensity, and suddenly, the world seemed a little less real.
"Reality Rejection!" I roared, summoning my Mangekyo's new powers.
Obito froze mid-step. His Kamui faltered as I locked him in my gaze. "Wait, what's this—why does everything smell like coffee?"
Behind him, Itachi tilted his head, clearly unnerved. "Is... Is this a coffee house ?"
The scenery warped and twisted. Obito and Itachi were now wearing green aprons, standing behind a counter as a long line of civilians demanded their complicated drink orders.
"Three venti soy caramel macchiatos, extra foam!" one woman shrieked.
Obito dropped a cup, his hands trembling. "This... This isn't real."
"No, but it is your shift," I said, grinning as I tightened the genjutsu's grip.
Meanwhile my bro Kyouki just woke up and kept touching him all over to check if all was okay. He took a look inside his pants, nodded happily and yelled, " The little dude is alright!" I just punched him in the dickto snap him out of it. He let out a mournful cry as he sprawled out on the ground .
Itachi, stuck making lattes, looked at the receipt printer spewing endless orders. "This is worse than the massacre I just committed ."
"Shin," Kyoki groaned weakly from my arms, "you better be doing something cool right now, or I'm haunting you forever."
"Don't worry, buddy. I got you," I muttered.
My left eye was already making me feel like Madara on steroids , but I needed more. I focused, and my Susano'o emerged with an explosive force.
It was magnificent. Standing over 40 feet tall, its armor glistened like a freshly waxed sports car. Instead of the sword, it wielded a massive frying pan.
"Because I'm about to cook some villains!" I shouted, posing dramatically.
Even Kyoki, barely conscious, croaked, "Shin... Don't."
But I did.
Obito snapped out of my genjutsu, only to be greeted by a frying pan swinging toward his face.
CLANG!
The impact sent him flying into a tree. "What the hell is wrong with you?!" he screamed, dazed.
"Oh, lots of things," I replied, jumping up and pointing to the sky . "But I don't have time to explain."
Itachi, always calm, activated his own Susano'o. The two ethereal titans squared off, the air thick with tension.
"I respect your resolve," Itachi said, his Susano'o drawing its blade. "But this ends here."
"Yeah?" I smirked, spinning my frying pan. "Tell that to my special move: Giga Fry Attack!"
My Susano'o hurled the frying pan like Thor's hammer. It struck Itachi's Susano'o square in the chest, shattering its armor and sending Itachi sprawling.
Obito tried sneaking up on me, but my frying pan ricocheted back like a boomerang, clocking him again. "THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY!" Obito yelled, clutching his face.
I couldn't stop laughing. "Oh, it's hilarious."
As the dust settled, the battlefield fell silent. Then came the voice of Hiruzen Sarutobi, the 3rd Hokage.
"Enough!" he bellowed, his arrival heralded by a squad of ANBU Black Ops, the most useless force in the anime.
Obito and Itachi seized the chance to flee, disappearing into the shadows like edgy teenagers avoiding chores.
I knelt by Kyoki, relieved to see him breathing steadily. "You good, bro?"
Kyoki managed a thumbs-up. "You totally embarrassed them... but yeah, I'm good."
Hiruzen approached, his face a mask of disappointment. "Uchiha Shin... What have you done?"
"Oh, you know, just the usual," I replied, activating a small scroll.
"What's that?" Hiruzen asked suspiciously.
I grinned. "Art is an explosion!"
The scroll activated, setting off the explosives the old man planted all over Konoha. The sky lit up like a Fourth of July fireworks display, and the Hokage Monument now had googly eyes painted on it.
"Uchiha Shin!" Hiruzen roared.
"Hiruzen, you'll regret this!" I shouted, grabbing Kyoki and bolting toward the gate.
Hiruzen replied immediately on instinct, " Danzo, I'm the hokage!"
The anbus looked at him strangely. One of the younger ones even whispered, " Did that old dude became senile with age? Should I apply for a one year paid vacation ?"
Meanwhile Danzo was in a dark room, engaged in a rather weird activity. " Oh, hmm, yeah… sharingans! I'll have them all… hngh, aaaahhh!" (Yeah it's exactly what you are thinking.)
After the deed was done, Danzo happily skipped towards the Uchiha compound with his minions. But surprisingly, he came across a weird scenario.
The village was gone! Most of the village was destroyed and there were wounded and dead people everywhere. But most importantly, his sharingans were gone! There was only one and two tomoe sharingans left, that too were few.
Danzo, after getting the report of what happened, looked towards the sky and roared, " I , Danzo, have written this grudge till death , Uchiha Shin! I will take your eyes and kill you!"
The ANBU were on our tails as we dashed through the forest. Kyoki was still weak from the dick punch, but adrenaline kept him moving.
"Do we have a plan?" Kyoki asked between gasps.
"Of course!" I said confidently.
"What is it?"
"RUN!"
We zigzagged through the trees, dodging kunai and shuriken. Just as an ANBU caught up to us, I turned and activated my Right Eye.
"Welcome to Avalon!" I said cheerily.
The ANBU froze, suddenly finding themselves in a serene meadow surrounded by puppies and rainbows. Their weapons clattered to the ground as they knelt to pet the adorable dogs. but soon, their chakra was sapped and they turned into dry husks and fell. All that happened in a few seconds.
"Best jutsu ever," Kyoki muttered.
Finally, we reached the edge of the forest, panting but victorious.
As we sat under a tree, catching our breath, Kyoki groaned. "Shin, you're insane. And did you fuckin use my death to awaken Mangekyou!"
"I know," I replied, pulling out a bag of snacks. "But you gotta admit, It worked out and we're alive, right? That's worth celebrating."
Kyoki chuckled. "Yeah, I guess so. But next time, can we not blow up half the village? You probably killed half the population, even the hotties! "
"No promises," I said with a wink, popping a cookie into my mouth. Then I remembered and gave him a glare, " Didn't you just bang my cousin, you cousin fucker! And you still dare to think about other hotties! I'll tell Inami to castrate you."
Kyouki immediately put on a flattering smile and said, " Who thinks about other women! I , Kyouki am a proud and loyal person, I only have Inami on my mind! Any other women would not even give me a boner!"
i smirked, " Tsunade in a g string red bikiny."
Kyouki immediately covered his crotch and looked away. " Dude, that's not fair! Even that old fucker Hiruzen and his gay lover Danzo would pop a boner at that!"
I gave another light tap on the nuts, making him groan and fall down.
I yelled angrily, " Keep my wife's name out of your damn mouth!"
And with that, we disappeared into the night, leaving chaos and laughter in our wake. Hope my works didn't just trigger the 4th shinobi war in advance.