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Chapter 56 - Ohio

After making a seen in the world's best restaurant Nate and Tyler were asked to leave and Tyler just looks at the waitress for 15 seconds and says "How about you let us off and we'll pay twice as much for our food" And she expects it and Nate asks "Wow you usually get kicked OUT of places, not told to stay, what was that" And Tyler says "It's the power of suggestion... and a pinch of hypnosis in my voice. I recently learned hypnosis from Kevin and I can hypnosis people in anyway, but my hypnosis isn't that perfected like Kevin's so it lasts for 2 hours or a week, but I could say it will last about 45 minutes on her" And Chuck calls on the phone and says "Hay, you guys done with eating there and bragging about the fact you "accidentally" picked up 500 million dollars on Mike's room in the tree house" And Nate says "That was literally 0.001% of his of his lunch money and we asked him if he'd be OK if someone took 0.001 percent of his lunch money and he said he wouldn't even notice" And Chuck says "That doesn't mean take 500 million dollars and not even bringing us along. Dude, you know we're getting arrested because Kevin got angry when he used 1000 dollars on vending machine snacks and all the snacks didn't come out and got stuck,... anyway after that he kicked it, Angerly stared at it, pulled it, pushed it and even sang to it. After 4 hours the police came by and we got in to trouble, but those were our snacks so did we really vandalize property if it was ours to begin with? Anyway I think these police officers are the police gang, anyway I'll see you when you come visit me in jail" And Nate says "Oh, that's ironic. Before we got here, after you got arrested without us knowing, we just leaned on a vending machine and everything inside just came out" And Kevin yells "Curse you vending machine!!!" And luckily the police gang robs them blind and leaves them with nothing but their boxers instead of actually arresting them. Nate and Tyler come back after eating the world's best lobster and ask where's Mike and Kevin says "He's going through some personal stuff, something about a date for prom rejecting him. I think he actually "like liked" her, he's somewhere in the tree house eating ice-cream in the dark walking around in his boxers" And Nate says "But it's broad daylight, how can he be in the dark?" And Kevin says "Exactly" And Chuck says "OK, I don't know what the bunk is going on and honestly I just wanna go watch funny internet videos, wanna join me?" And as the 4 of them go up the tree house Nate falls on a trampoline and it shoots him to somewhere inLas Angeles and Chuck says "How is that physically possible?" And Tyler says "Exactly" And Nate calls them and says "Yeah sure, let's talk about physical possible-ness and forget the fact I'm somewhere in the middle of Ohio!" And Chuck says "Dude, possible-ness isn't a word and you're in LA. I tracked your phone" And Nate says "Fine then get me out of Lucky Andy" And Kevin says "Dude, LA means Los Angeles" And Nate says "So we just gonna forget I'm in the middle of nowhere?!" And Chuck says "Exactly"