Nate, Tyler, Mike, Chuck and Kevin are just randomly hanging at the edge of a volcano and are hanging by Tyler's pinky finger from falling in and Chuck says to Tyler "Drop the wiped cream! Dude we're gonna die... and personally I don't wanna die cause of stupid cans of wiped cream" And Tyler says "No way, ya bum! That cost me like 357 dollars" And Mike says "I really regret counting before tossing that stupid, flipping bag!" And Kevin says "Well, I've except my fate, but just before I go,... Father... I have some things I did I'm not proud of..." And Nate says "Hello there,... wanna know how we're hanging at the edge of a volcano? Maybe ask Mr wiped cream over there. If we get out this volcano, I'm shoving you back in" And Tyler says "OK, fine...!" And next time I'll put butter on your hands so you slip!" And Chuck asks Nate "So,... you wanna tell us a who the Duck you're talking to" And Nate says "I'm talking to the people reading" And Kevin asks "Reading what?" And Nate says "Our novel, of course. We're in a novel, a very convenient and sometimes forced but funny novel" And Tyler says "Nate, this isn't the time to go delusional... Maybe after we're OK" And Nate says "As I was saying, TYLER... ..." ((How it started))> After getting rejected by the person he asked to go to prim with him *I don't even know how the 5 of them are going to prom at that age* Tyler has been eating wiped cream, furst a can of wiped cream a day, then 10 then 56 an hour and Chuck says to Tyler "Bro, you're getting addicted to this. You're gonna blow up from over eating like a gold fish" And Tyler says "Aghh! Again with being addicted to wiped cream, maybe you're addicted to not being addicted" And Mike says "Huh, when you put it that way" then Mike eats the wiped cream with him and Chuck says "Don't eat it to" And Nate asks "Do you eat or drink wiped cream. Which one is it...?" And Mike says "Okay, I'm going to a volcano with this giant bag for no absolute reason at all" And Nate says "That was suspicious" And Mike drags them along and leaves Tyler and says "Alright guys, I got his intire stash, back up stash and back up for the back up stash... Oh, and Back up for the back up of the back up stash. I'm gonna Chuck this in there and we say good bye to Tyler being so far that he made a hole in my bean bag" And Nate says "In all fair honesty,... he weighed a lot even when he was thin" And Mike says "Okay, 1... 2... 3... 4..." And Tyler finishes the last can and says "I could have sworn I had 5662 more cans" And he Realizes "You little Devil. No absolute reason at all huh?" And he rushes to the volcano because of the 10 000x sugar rush and he catches them and says "Ya'll got, got! Now give me my stash... My rom-com movie's about to start!" And they all run, trip over, somehow fall with Tyler and it brings them to the situation now and Nate says "And that brings us to now..." And Nate says "Dude, you'd rather watch us die than just dropping the bag. Chose man, us or the bag!" And Tyler's grip on the bag loosens and the bag slips away and Tyler lifts Kevin who lifts them all up one by one and Chuck says "I knew you wouldn't choose wiped cream over the bros" And Tyler says "Well, actually I was gonna drop you guys, but my hands got sweaty and I dropped the wiped cream" And Nate says "You're loyalty is questionable" And Chuck says "I know you don't mean that,... right...?" And Kevin says "So we all know tomorrow we're gonna be in the same volcano because of some other stupid reasons like toothpaste" and Chuck says "At least he stopped it with the wiped cream" And Nate says "Man, I'm starving" And Tyler says "Oh, I know this good Chinese place" And Nate asks "Where is it?" And Tyler says "Somewhere in Western China" And Kevin says "Well, I'm actually banned from China, also Germany, also Brazil, also Russia, also Nigeria, also Ghana, also Mexico... What come on, he dissed me, I diss him back he slaps me and I break his nose. He started it!" And Nate says "Mhe, it's okay, I mean I am banned from 36 countries. Especially China, their president thought I was eying his daughter the wrong way... and I'm not gonna lie, we do have a relationship but I never really go there because her dad said he'd skin me from the bottom up with me awake if I come near his daughter again" And Tyler says "Wow, you're dating the president of China's daughter?!" And Mike says "Yep, we forgot about just going to get food, we could get sandwiches, but noooo... let's go to China and get Nate skinned alive because he likes some girl. Why can't we just go get grilled cheese sandwiches or even just bread really, I'm open to all suggestions" And Tyler asks "So things getting serious with her?" And Nate says "Exactly" And Chuck says "We gotta stop doing that..." And Nate says "I mean her Dad sent 15 wolves that were trained to track down any and everything that breathes, don't even asked me how I had to survive 4 days being hunted by wolves... worst 4 days of this month. But I usually talk to her anyway, luckily I can speech every language in existence so Chinese is not that hard for me. Well anyway, let'sgo to that Chineseplace,... and maybe I'llvisit her on my way back. And this time I'll not bring 10 pounds of steak withme so the wolves won't find me easily" And Kevin asks "Then why have you been failing language" And Nate says "Cause I don't have a shred of focus"