Nate, Tyler, Mike, Kevin and Chuck are sliding of a water slide with the hight of 453 miles and they go down at lightning speed, yelling at the top of their voices... until some drunk guy cut the REALLY long pipe so he can drink from it and then he just left it lying there. Mike sees this from 400 miles away and says "I hope you guys are capable of surviving an atomic nuclear waggy" And after 34 seconds the water stops flowing, but they go down 200 times as fast as before The friction alone was enough to burn their butts off and they get off the slide with their pants smoking on fire, with holes in them. Their butts where literally ON FIRE and they wake up in one big hospital bed and Tyler says "Na ha!! I'm not sharing a hospital bed with you guys, you guys snore like constipated rhinos" And the doctor comes and says "Wow, ya'll woke up early. REAL early... *Nodding*" And Mike asks "What's the bill?" And The doctor says "I think a billion,... Each" And Mike says "Easy, my 25 trillion is in my back pocket" And he searches and says "Where'd it go?" And Kevin says "The real question is how you can fit that much money in your pocket and still look the same as when it's out the pocket" And Nate says "Exactly" And Chuck snaps his fingers and says "Tyler!" And Tyler barfs out the money and Mike says "Where'd you get that?" And Tyler says "We stole 10 billion from you because we know that slide was gonna result in a serious accident" And Tyler gives the doctor, the wet money and gives the rest to Mike and Mike says "Where'd my money go?" And the doctor says "I don't think you should be concerned about that, but you should definitely rest. You woke up like 170..." And Nate interrupts him and says "170 hours early" And The doctor says "170 years early" And Mike asks "How long were we here?" And The doctor says 5 hours I guess and none of your parents have been told yet so, ya'll got off scott free" And Nate says "Thank goodness, I don't wanna get spanked while I'm already hurt" And Mike says "Ah, man I had training with my dad today. If he found out about this, he'd make me pore salt on my wounds to teach me endurance" And Kevin says "Hay, what day is it toda.." And before he finishes his sentence, they pass out and after 50 minutes the wake up and the doctor let's them leave and Tyler says "Guys where's our clothes and why are we in our underwear in public...?" And Mike says "I just noticed that..." And they have to walk back home and Nate asks "Hay, Mike didn't you have 5 billion dollars left, so why'd we walk back?" And Mike says "Becau... wait why did we do that?" And Mike searches himself and says "Oh yeah, I'm naked" And they go back to the hospital for their money to go back home and when they're in the hospital, Chuck says "This doesn't make any sense, we go home by foot, come back here to get the money... to go BACK home by car" And the doctor says "Oh, you guys are back. I need to tell you something important" And Nate asks "What is it and also where's our money?" And the doctor says "Ya'll are royalty" And Tyler says "Say what now?" And The doctor says "Ya heard me right. You're royalty, the desendents of the rulers the 7 contents, we checked your blood type and we couldn't find the same blood type. So we checked your DNA and found out it matches the DNA of the resent discovery of 7 skeletons found in tombs around the whole world" And Nate says "Okay, we're royalty. Let's go tell our parents and not tell them how we know" And they go home and after that the doctor says "I wonder if they'll ever found I picked their pockets" And they tell everyone they've ever met,... which is everyone and they actually live in 5 GIANT castles as wide as a country and they try to get together, but they're stopped by their advisers and they're given a literally mountain of problems to solve and one of those problems is load shedding and Nate asks "What the fart is load shedding... Hmm happens in South Africa alone, huh? Well it's their problem" And after 4 weeks of ruling the world they get sick of it and try to sneak out to make a plan, but... they get caught and are put on
house arrest, luckily they all got the plan in time before being put on house arrest and the hurt themselves on purpose and they sneaked to each other and but this time Mike came with one extra guy. It was that drunk person dude started all of this to begin with. Then when everyone comes they say "Ah, we were dethroned.. and now this guy will be king of everything... we're so frustrated that we can't solve all your stupid, narcissistic problems" And fortunately the drunk dude plays along because of the promise of licker and they leave, but thanks to their DNA they're allowed to keep their castles and they build an even bigger castle for the drunk moron and as they walk away to the hospital Mike says "That's what he gets for causing the problem in the first place" And they get to the hospital with their families waiting for them and they all say "We know what you did" And they get the worst punishments ever for sliding off a 453 mile slide. Personally I feel bad for Mike the most, I mean salt in the wounds. That's gotta hurt, but what doesn't kill ya, makes you stronger and it can't be like Tyler's punishment-demonstrating EXACTLY how the slide went wrong