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Chapter 58 - Kick boxing

You won't believe what's happening. In their school, Nate somehow convinced 53 kick boxers to have a tournament, IN HIS BACK YARD, HIM FIGHTING TOO" And Chuck tells him "Dude, you're gonna get your butt kicked... and how'd you get them all here" And Nate says "I pulled some strings and they all came,... also I may have bid them against each other for fun, but look on the bright side, we can get Mike to fight them, win the tournament and we get 212 million dollars... Imagine ALL the marshmallows we can buy... the marshmallows. The marshmallows..." And Tyler says "A despicable, deceitful scheme...?! I'm in!" And Mike says "Okay, I guess it might be fun to fight all of them" And Chuck says "Like usual, we're throwing cation out the window. At least we get to see who would win between Mike and those dudes fight like heck" And Nate says "Tyler go set some bets to ever one watching as the audience,... which is everyone watching the kick boxing channel, so... 2.6 billion people right now." And Tyler just says "I'll make the bets 30 dollars" And Mike says "If you guys wanted pocket money, you could have just asked me. I have more then enough" And Nate says "Sure, I know the whole thing "We always bail each other out" but it's boring when you don't even have one stupid adventure" And unbelievably it took Tyler 2 minutes to bet against the 2.6 billion people watching and they thought obviously a 14 year old can't beat 53 kick boxers and win the tournament. Nate says "Okay, we're all set and it's Mike VS that guy!" And Mike wins all 53 matches in 4 minutes with his itchy monkey technique and Tyler goes to everyone watching and says to every last one of them "Pay up, thank you and never bet against me next time" And all the fighters there have their jaws dropped and can't believe they lost 4 billion dollars, ech to a thirteen year old... And ever since then they never fought the same again and by that I mean every time they won a match, they think if it was all a dream or not and Mike says "Don't worry, that's what happens when I show adults how good I am at fighting and it usually lasts for 5 months then they get back to their miserable lives and just accept that they got beaten" And just as he says this 176 people walk up behind him with weapons. Turns out they didn't like loosing 30 dollars and the fact that Mike beat all their favorite kick boxers and heros. They try to kill Mike and Mike jumps while pushing his friends aside for safety and he says "Ha, ya'll got, got! Trying to kill me because of 30 dollars... Now that is low" And he knocks them all out and they all run away and Tyler says "*Heavy breathing* Crazy... Fans..." And the 4 of them split the money since Mike didn't really want any money and they give Tyler 5 billion from almost dropping them into a volcano and Nate only takes 100 million and didn't really count his cut and Chuck asks "Should we tell him we made over 78 212 000 000 dollars" And Kevin says "I don't think he really cares, I mean he's just gonna spend it all on chocolate and removing this boxing ring before his parents get home" And unfortunately for Nate his parents get home early and the 4 of them jump over the fence to run away and Nate has to use a really small bit of his money to move the ring and after buying whatever he wanted to buy with all that money, his parents take that stuff and say "You're getting all of that next year December... and don't think you got off scott free with putting a boxing rong in our backyard andthey spankhim until he can't walk and while crying every time he sits that week, he eats the chocolate he bought and says "Totally worth it" And Nate can't get the latest phone (Among other things) out of the basement until next year December and he says "I'll just buy a new one I still got 43 million dollars in my underwear drawer"