One suspiciously quiet Saturday and his friends try to do animating and surprisingly, Nate made a whole Disney movie in 2 hours and Mike says "Why are we here and why hasn't Tyler set anything on fire yet?" And Kevin says "The real question is how Mr Bone head over there is better than anyone at animating... And how he drew us so perfectly." And Chuck says "I know, right?" And Nate says "Forget this, there's no point to it. There isn't even anything on fire" And he deletes the movie and says "Let's go, it's Chuck's turn to lead so let's go to war... with the bikers" And Chuck says "Dude, you could have made some serious money with that, even though that money wouldn't even equal to Mike's lunch money but ut might be nice having billiins in yours pocket" And Nate says "Na, getting our butts handed to us is way more profitable to me" And Tyler says "Okay, I'll get my bone motorcycle" And Kevin says "I'll get my plasma whip" And the guy at the animators room says "Who legally gave you permission to own this stuff?" And Mike says "We got permission... of sorts... from the president" And at the other side of the country, all of their dads just mope around in their underwear, spilling milk and wiping it with their socks and they all go to the forest to fetch something after their wives went to the grocery store and they all greet each other and get their secret hidden stack of chocolate and Mike's dad asks "Why do you guys come here anyway?" And Tyler's Dad says "I thought you knew why, our wives won't let us eat junk food and they have spies all over to make sure we don't. It's like an agreement they have to tell each other when their husbands eat junk food si they can stop it" And Mike's Dad says "I usually come here to pee but why can't you eat junk food?" And Kevin's Dad says "Because they want us to not gain weight so the can brag about us to other women. Anyway, you saidvsomething about coming here to pee" And Chuck's Dad says "Yeah, why can't you pee at home?" And Mike's Dad says "Believe it or not, rich people always have a camera facing them, especially in the bathroom" and Nate's Dad says "Dang, I actually don't wanna be rich after hearing that, glad I don't get spied on" And Mike's Dad says "Well... actually I am spied on for my every day life but you guys... get spied on in the bathroom, fish lense camera. It's kinda like a government thing because most people keep their most precious and valuable secrets in the bathroom" And suddenly the ground beneath them breaks and they fall in a big cave and before Mike's Dad falls, he steps on a falling rock and jumps out and he asks "Are you guys OK, that looked rough" And Nate's dad says "This sucks, but at least it's better than that one time my sun "accidentally" set my hair on fire, by setting the house on fire" And Tyler's Dad says "This place is actually beautiful" And Kevin's Dad "And there're already old building supplies here, let's make a ladder and finish the room who ever was here was here... because we need somewhere to hide from our wives sometimes" And Nate's Dad says "So you're suggesting we make a man cave, sounds like a great idea. I could use some bro time, I haven't had legit bro's ever since I got married" And Mike's Dad says "I get what you mean, at least it's only bro's to you. I can't even be in a room with closed doors with my assistant ever since "the bird incident", even though she knows I take the vows of marriage very seriously" And they make the man cave after a week of sneaking cool stuff to the cave and after 2 hours of hanging out Nate's dad says "I miss times like this, being the one to set something on fire instead of being set on fire, now I know why Nate spends hours in that tree house" And Mike's Dad says "Yeah, that tree is surprisingly sturdy, because it's holding the weight 15 giant mansions" And Nate's dad says "How does it look si small like a normal tree house outside?" And Mike's Dad says "It's kinda like a 4D dimension thing where it's a portal that holds an infinent amount of space inside but they covered the portal with that insanely big house" And Tyler's Dad says "OK, say that to us in a dumber way" And Mike's Dad says "It's like infinent layers of onion skins with a specific layer simultaneously existing inside and outside the onion, I saw the blueprints in Mike's lab at my house... it had a ketchup stain on it so it was hard to make out" And Kevin's Dad says "Why don't we come here to hang out all the time like 4 or 3 times a week" And Tyler's Dad says "Yeah, that might be better than pretending to care about my wife's fight with some random idiot, maybe when our wives and son's aren't home?" And Chuck's Dad says "So 72% of the time?" And Nate's Dad says "So it's agreed, we'll come here at any time we feel bored or frustrated to do something other than being actually good husbands" And Kevin's Dad says "There's no such thing as a good husband, mostly because guys are stupid when it comes to every day life but we are smart in every thing else" And Mike's Dad says "Hey, do you get that feeling when you go to someone's house for long enough, they just don't want you there anymore but they feel it's rood to get rid of you?" And Tyler's Dad says "Yeah, it's a women thing, they don't like people who go in and out of their house, but with guts it's like "My house is your house, if you're going near the fridge get me a soda too" Well anyway, let's go home, our wives are coming home soon and we're all afraid of them so we should just go" And they all walk each other home and at the other side of town, Nate and his friends come back home looking like they got run over by 25 different trucks and they say "Pretty weird that our dads are hanging out, almost as weird as those girls night out our moms have every 3 days" And Mike says "You think we can tell them about each other's friendship groups or let this chaos continue" And Tyler says "None of our business, so we just let them be themselves and besides, it's not like they're hurting anyone, besides themselves by sitting so much on bean bag chairs" And Nate says "Hey, wanna go ask the president of Russia if he'll let us borrow 5 of his nuclear missiles" And Mike says "Okay, tomorrow let's blow one of Saturn's moons up! Or just play chess"