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Chapter 65 - Street rules

Suddenly Nate says "Let's play basketball!!" And Tyler says "How about we play "Shut the hell up and let us figure out how to safely remove the vice president from the bucket of acid over his head. Besides, I don't really like basketball that much" And Nate says "Dude,... we all know about the basketball fiasco." And Tyler says "Hey, don't tell the people reading about this, I'm already a laughing stock, now you wanna give them unnecessary info about my "incident" now way, you turd" And Mike says "Trying to hide info just makes it easier to be found, like how my dad never tells anyone about the bird incident. Now half of Canada knows it, he had to pay everyone who knows 30 dollar seach to shut up and the number of people who knew was millions, so just agreed to play basketball before he tells them" And Chuck says after coming from saving the vice president "Tells who?" And Kevin says "The people reading this novel" And Chuck says "And now you've all gone crazy... We're clearly not in a novel" And Tyler says "How do you know?" And Chuck says "Dude,... come on. You know we're not in a novel" And sarcastically says "Says you" And Mike asks "Hey, what happened to Vice president Knees?" And Nate asks "Why's he called that?" And Kevin says "Because his Knees crack like bubble rap when he walks, they crack like crazy" And Chuck says "Since Mr Science AKA Mr Dumbells AKA Mike didn't help me disable the trigger, the acid melted the vice President's hair off, don't worry..." And Mike interrupts and says "It'll grow back. Right...?" And Chuck says "I was about to say, before I was so rudely interrupted - don't worry, it didn't burn off the skin or anything just the hair, but the acid got in his skin and burnt the part of the skin where hair grows and it's permanently gone..., it also somehow did the same thing to his eye brows so now he looks like a REALLY bold guy with no eye brows. But luckily for him it only stung a bit compared to if the whole thing was poured onto his head" And Nate asks Mike "What was the bird incident about?" And Mike says "Well you see, a year ago, me and my dad were at his lab trying to figure out how to clap with one hand and his assistant was there also there to laugh at our attempts and see how far we go before realizing we wasted 4 hours of our lives and for some reason my dad bought an ostrich and put it in the lab and I asked him why and he said "Why not" and we recorded every second of our research on a high tech camera and after finding a way to clap with one hand the ostrich suddenly ripped our pants off and kicked dad and me onto his assistant and then the ostrich ate our pants, but lucky our underwear was still on us and it broke our camera which erased every part of the video accept the part about me and dad on his assistant and then mom walked in and we had to awkwardly pretend as if we were experimenting on explosions and it blew us onto her and incinerated our pants, that day was traumatizing for everyone in their own special way, besides the ostrich and the cleaner pickedup the camera, watchedit andsent it to someonein Canada, anyway after the ostrich suddenly croaked, I went through its memories found the memory I was looking for to clear me and my dad's names and it turns out the ostrich didn't croak, that's just how he sleeps" And Nate says "Then doesn't your mom believe him?" And Mike says "Cause I sent that video to everyone accept my mom to blackmail dad into upgrading my lab, but he upgraded it yesterday so I gave it to him and finally for the first time in a year he can actually close to door when he's in the same room as his assistant and it's a good thing to, sometimes he experiments with gasses and they go out the lab and knock out every one in a 5 mile radius, it sucks and we constantly get head aches" And Tyler says "Wow... that was a long and overly complicated story, but luckily for you, you cleared your names so whatever, wait why didn't you just time travel and stop it from ever happening?" And Mike says "Dude, Last time we time travel, you guys blew me out a cannon and I died, and before that I time travelby accident into the president's bathroom..., with him in it. That is why no one ever wants to time travel ever" And Nate says "Again, let's go play Basketball!!!!" And Mike says "Okay, but what did you guys learn out of this?" And Chuck says "That you're smart with everything besides having common sense" And Tyler says "That you and your dad fell on your dad's assistant back first, which must have hurt for her" And Mike says "Dude, The ones who felt more pain are definitely us, her knees were at our spines, we had to learn how to walk again and we were all awkward around each other for 3 months and 2 weeks, it was as awkward as your mother giving you girl advice. What else did you learn?" And Kevin says "I learnt never to trust ostriches" And Nate says "I learnt that we're not playing basketball and that this chapter was very pants involved" And Mike says "Well, I've learnt that awkwardness is not an emotion of mine but a part of my very soul. Which is a cool way of saying- I'll never stand next to that pants eating ostrich ever again, mostly because it also ate half my mom's dress yesterday" And Tyler says "What is up with that ostrich..." And Nate says "Basketball!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And Tyler says "No way, the last time I played it, I got pantsed infront of 17 trillion people on YouTube. That's more people than there are on Earth!" And Chuck "Oh yeah, that kid who almost one a match against every basketball legend on Earth, what happened again?" And Kevin says "Oh, I know you, basketball boxers boy. I'm actually the one who pantsed you it was one of my first pranks. I tide spider silk threads on your shorts" And Tyler says "I really hate you man..." And Kevin says "Chill, man. We're all homies here, I sincerely apologize... Basketball boxers boy, ha ha ha ha ha" And Tyler says "That's just mean..." And everyone laughs at him and he takes a basketball and shoves it at them and says "Let's settle this on court" And Tyler plays against the 4 of them and he looks at them and thinks to himself "I should get the biggest and baddest first" then he purposely trips himself over and unties Mike's shoe laces then just before Mike jumps, he face plant onto the court and Tyler says "Street rules sucker" then he takes the ball hits both Nate and Chuck in their faces and he dribbles around Kevin and does a lot of cool flips and stunts. Then he goes for the basket and stops himself in mid air then he says "Sike" And Kevin says "That's not how gravity and physics work!" And Tyler says "Gravity can eat my shorts..." And he shots the ball at Kevin with lightning speed and it hits him in the nuts and Kevin says "Well played" then he walks 4 meters and faints from the pain and after 4 hours he wakes up in the hospital with Tyler sitting next to the four of them with a deflated basketball then Tyler says "Man, I hit you so hard that the ball deflated" And Mike says "Dude, you almost broke my nose" And Tyler says "Physical wounds heal, but emotional wounds last way longer" And they all apologize to each other and just go out the hospital and Nate says "Okay, It's Tyler's turn to lead tomorrow, but let's forget that; who wants to play dodgeball...?" And Everyone beats him up and throws him down the stairs and Nate says "Me and my big mouth..." And Tyler says "Man, I miss this" And Mike says "What, beating up Nate after an adventure?" And Tyler says "Yeah, let's do it more often" And everything turns out fine- Nate gets beaten up more and we finally got to see how Tyler is when he's actually fighting, but there's one question left unsolved... Why does that Ostrich like to eat pants and dresses? And what ever happened to that Nate after he fell of 4 different stairs and 29 feet out a window"