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Chapter 66 - A Kid's worst nightmares

After a heat wave where it was too hot to go out, the 5 of them eat what was in the tree house and after going through 45 liters of soda, they get to the last packet of chips and the last can of soda, so they play rock, paper, scissors for it and Nate suggests one of the most stupidest ideas yet "Why don't we see who can survive snake venom?" And Mike says "I already drank bits of every venom on earth so I'm immune to all types of venom" And Nate says "Prove it!" Mike takes out a golden tiger scorpion which was recently discovered and he puts the scorpion on his arm and it stings him and he puts it back into his pocket and says "See, it gets really boring after a while" And Nate asks "Why did you do that?" And Kevin says "The better question is why you keep a highly venomous scorpion in your pocket" And Mike says "I have my reasons" And Nate says "I know you're not immune the black dragon fly I discovered yesterday in my back yard" And Mike says "I don't recall dragon flys having venom..." And Nate says "Dude, The dragon fly spit on my coffee table and it went through the table and made a 3 feet hole... in our floor" And Mike says "Okay then, challenge excepted" And since Tyler knows more about animals than all of them, he was in charge of making the "omni venom". Which is a combination of every type of venom in the universe and Tyler asks Mike to make 5 diamond glasses because just a drop of the omni venom shatters any container it's put in and Mike makes a formula to turn wood to diamond and they're all given a drop each and Tyler says "Don't worry, you just gotta drink it once with water and you're immune to all of them,.... but if you mess up one bit you may get complete annihilation or a fate worse than complete annihilation or a fate worse than a worse than complete annihilation or a fate worse than a fate worse than a fate worse than complete annihilation or..." And Nate interrupts him and says "We aren't getting younger, I mean we're already very young but still" And they all get half a drop of omni venom and a grass of water where they have to pour the venom in and Kevin says "Okay then, we drink in 3... 1..." And Nate interrupts him and says "3...!" And they all drink it and Chuck says "Hm, nothing happened, it actually tasted pretty good" And after 5 seconds all their teeth fall out and everyone yells and trys to swear at Tyler but they were raised too well to swear and Nate punches him in the gut and says "shbis is all thore sholth!" Which translates to (This is all your falt) and Tyler punches him in the face and says "I vash gonna thay ve shecond thide ashectch Vashon inshtentsh tooth jecay, vach you were tsho shumb tsho lichen, you butt" Which also translates to (I was gonna say the second side affect was instant tooth decay, but you were to dumb to listen you butt) And Tyler says "Howths Mak's hop shishter gonna be im pu me mow! I wook wike a poad witsh hair" which translates to (How's Mike's hot sister gonna be into me now, I look like a toad with hair) And Mike yells "Dube!" Which we all know translates to "Dude" Tyler says "Bon'p gep angshry but bis bvill last 2 weirs unpil our peesh gow back" Which translates to "Don't get angry but this will last for 2 years until our teeth grow back" And just before everyone wears their false teeth and prepare to beat him up, Mike gives him a spear set of false teeth which surprisingly fit him and Tyler asks "Why'd you give me teeth to?" And Mike says "So we can understand all your cries for help when we beat the snot outta you" And Tyler says "Makes sense, but isn't Nate the one who suggested this in the first place" And they all say "Yeah... he is!" And Chuck says "Dude, we lost our teeth cause of you and you're lucky you don't have teeth or we'd beat them outta you" And they all beat Nate up like old times and Kevin says "Wait where are the chips and the soda?" And Nate says "Oh yeah, while Tyler was making the watch'a ma call it venom I saw a mouse carry the chips away, he couldn't carry the soda so I helped him" And Tyler says 8n a very dry voice "Okay, let's just sell Nate to that kid outside to go buy sodas for us" And Mike says "Wait, why didn't I just order a soda for all of us the same way I ordered these teeth and everyone just lies on the floor and Mike trys to order 500 sodas without looking at Nate and wanting to punch him in the face and just before he orders the sodas his phone says there's no internet and Mike says "Atleast I know how to bring back our teeth in 4 days and I'll forgive Nate and regrow his teeth in 5 days" and Tyler says "Hey can I keep the false teeth, it's just funny to take them out infront of people who think these are my real teeth" And Mike says "Okay, you can be toothless for 2 weeks" And Kevin leans on a wall and a hidden door opens filled with every type of chips and soda with crushed ice and that tiny umbrella that people like putting in their drinks and Kevin says "Oh yeah, I forgot I refresh this supply of stuff every day" And everyone yells "Mike!!!!!"