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Chapter 67 - What happens when you fall asleep in a self destructing rocket

After the whole teeth fiasco and yelling at Kevin for 4 hours "Hay! A dude can forget, can't he. My only crime, my only sin was forgetting I had a bunch of soda and chips" And Nate says "We're not angry about the soda, it's the fact you didn't tell us before we made all our teeth fall out" And Kevin says "You're the one who gave the soda and the chips... to a rat!" And Nate says "Correction, it wasn't a rat, it was a mouse" And Kevin says "You're a rat!" And Nate says "Those be fighting words" And they fight for about 4 minutes with Tyler yelling "Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!" And Mike comes back from the bathroom and says "Why didn't you call me?!... This is one of their best fights ever. Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!" And Chuck says "Not cool, dudes" And Mike says "Relax, they're so tired from the hear that they can't even lightly slap each other, they're completely harmless to each other" And they both pass out and Mike and Tyler say "See" And Mike says "I've fought with Tyler after lasting 5 days with no food or water or shelter. You just get affected by the heat and it makes you become aggressive but you don't even have a sliver of energy to fight... But I still kicked Tyler's butt" and they wake up after half an hour and Kevin says "What's with the face tattoos?" And Nate says "What's with the peace sign?" And they both walk over to a mirror and just before they step the see that there's no ground beneath them and they look down and they bothe yell in unison "What the duck are we doing on the Avengers tower?!!!" And Kevin says "What the duck, what the web footed, aggressive, stupid duck are we doing up here?!" And Nate says "Hey, I see an elevator write there, let's go down, explain why the butt we're here and they'll let us go" and they get in what seemingly looked like an elevator and Nate presses the bottom button thinking it was to the first floor and Mike says you bone head, that was the eject button, didn't you read the button, it's in really big letters in, bold!" And the elevator shoots into the sky and turns into a massive rocket and Kevin says "Okay, I've piloted a rocket before so this should be easy, but Nate... take your shirt or handkerchief and wipe anything you touched, any finger prints or even foot prints. Learn how to fly if you have to, just erase the evidence and give me that camera" And he erases any date of the camera that was taken in the last 2 hours and he turns the rocket back but slips on a grease stain and turns it straight for the moon and he grabs a space suit and says "This is why I hate elevators, no matter if it's a space ship, rocket ship or anything cool, it's always being used by selfish weirdos" And Nate says "Why are these space suits actual suits?" And Kevin says "Cause they're stylish and they fit us... and mostly cause they work" And Kevin says "Come on, let's bail" And Nate says "You know we still have drawings on our faces" And Kevin says "Don't worry, they already got washed of with our tears" And they get out the rocket with space suit suits and walk to the smaller rocket in a stylish yet cool way, going slow motion while doing a fistbump and Nate says "Should we be this slow?" And Kevin says "Just a little bit longer, dude" And the ship crushes with them still on it and they both fly out in the massive explosion with their jet packs and unfortunately Nate couldn't withstand the cold as well as a Kevin and fell asleep in the explosion and Just before falling asleep Nate says to himself "I don't think I should tell Kevin that I pressed the self destruct button by accident" And Kevin pulled him by his collar and they both fly out of there and Kevin says "Wake up you butt head, you should really be finding yourself a rocket piece... cause we're about to be set on fire while entering the atmosphere" And they actually catch fire on they're way down and they crash conveniently next to the tree house and fall on the grass, while laughing and the fistbump and Tyler comes out and says "What happened to you guys, you look like old rope? Who hit you with the ugly stick? I wanted to peank you guys andleaveyou at the Avengers tower but I left you in a safe place" And Nate sarcastically says "Yeah, the edge of a roof is very safe" And Tyler says "Hey, I left ya'll in the middle of the roof and I tide you up and put the key next to you just so you could untie yourselves, maybe you sleep walked and removed chains and it's not my fault you idiots blasted yourselves to space" And Nate asks "How do you know?" And Tyler says "Dude I could literally see the elevator turn into a rocket a mile away, it was massive, and who wouldn't be able to see that explosion on the moon, and you guys did fall feom the sky in space suits... on fire. You guys are lucky that that's spider silk in the outer layer so it didn't even get scratched" And Chuck says "So who's down for another adventure" And Kevin punches Nate in the gut with full force and whispers in his ear "I know you're the one who pressed self destruct" And Nate says in pain "How do... you... know?" And Kevin says "Next time you think something that's a secret, don't say it out loud" And they all carry on with whatever they were doing before which I think was playing with beetles or something