After hearing Vanessa would be back Tyler was day dreaming, saying to himself "She smells so good.." And Mike just says "Dude, you need some therapy. You are into my goblin sister WAY too much. You don't see the other guys like that" And Tyler says "Well Nate is to dumb to even know what love is, Chuck has is ego up is @#$ and Kevin... I can't actually find a problem with him but as I was saying.... Wait what was I saying again?" And Mike says "Yep, that's our Tyler. Stay as dumb as you are and maybe you can get an actual job when you grow up" And Tyler says "What do you mean, being a pirate isn't a career chose?!" And Nate says "So, what do we do before Vanessa gets here in 2 days. Honestly I'm using that just as a reason to go to a party, like last time when she left" And Mike goes "Totally, man. My mom wouldn't let me go to a party ever since the month when Vanessa was still here and I trashed her car which was worth 12 billion dollars. A small amount because my pocket money is 5 times that, but she says it's not about the car, it's about the principal... of the car. Then she went on and on about not forgetting my heritage and where I come from and eventually I just bought a better car and I did a hurl pool punch on to my bed out of frustration from boredom" And Kevin says "OK... thanks for the unnecessary story that we didn't need" And Nate says "Wait, didn't you say you had a gigantic water bed now?" And Mike says "Yeah, I didn't think about that, that much. The water filled the whole room and I had to transport all the water into the beach by straw, sip by sip as a punishment luckily, likely my room is literally clean enough to eat off of or I would have been drinking something I regret drinking" And Nate says "What do you mean?" And Mike says "Well, you see how every room on Earth has at least 3 or more bugs..." And Nate says "No, not that. Why do you call one of your 25 deadly deeds technique... hurl pool punch?" And Mike says "I spin in the air at half the speed of lightning about 12 million times which makes who ever is watching instantly hurl and then the barf goes with the air current and hits them back in the face which results in more barf until it's a vortex of puke and it all hits you, its a whole disgusting process. Truth be told I can actually aim at who gets hit by the barf and the best part Since I'm expelling energy out my body instead of towards my body the barf doesn't hit me and as you know I do a weak punch and flip back to exactly where I was" And Nate says "OK, let me try it" And Mike says "OK, try it on me. I wanna see how it feels like" And Nate jumps 15 meters up and spins at a quarter of the speed of lightning and trys to punch Mike with a hurl vortex punch with is basically a hurl pool focused on your fist only and Mike just disappears and turns Nate's fore hand 180° toward his face and he uses a hurl vortex on himself and still punches himself in the face and falls to the ground unconscious" And wakes up after 12 minutes because of Tyler constantly drawing on his face and Nate asks "What happened?" And Mike says "Well... good news we found out your the second strongest and have more martial arts potential than anyone in Earth, but you're too lazy to work... and the bad news you used the hurl vortex directly into your eyes and punched yourself hard, you rocketed away really fast. Like a rocket... fueled by barf" And Nate asks "Wow... cool. Do you have a video?" And Tyler says "Bro, it's getting 75 trillion likes. That's more people than there are on Earth" And Nate asks "How far did I go?" And Kevin and Chuck say "55 miles, you were going 7000 miles per hour" And you crashed somewhere in a building... and caught on fire" it took 5 minutes to put you out after you start panicking and kept flipping yourself over and Mike paid for the building and it was rebuilt in like 2 minutes" And Chuck says "What now?" And Nate says "Okay, I'm gonna sit this one out. Apparently getting your butt set on fire renders you incapable of walking without pain" And Tyler says "Where did you learn some of those smart words, it doesn't sound like you" And Nate says "I don't know" And they all set off to find out if every story is real and when they get to Greece to ask a 4000 year old man if ancient greek mythology is real and they fight a kraken on the way over and when they get there the old man says "You just fought a kraken and you still want me to answer that question? If you were alive 4 thousand years ago you would've been mistaken for sacks of potatoes" And when they leave Tyler furiously says "Says the guy who who went through his childhood without the wheel" And they go to England to ask a scientist there and they run into 15 mermaids and almost get lored to their doom and when they get to England they go into a cave and fight a dragon and Mike yells at Tyler for leading them to the wrong cave and Tyler yells back "It's not my fault you write like your fingers made of stone!" And Chuck says "I'm just wondering why he lives in a cave" And Nate gets bored being injured and he goes around looking for stuff to build a roller-coaster and he when he's finished he rides the roller-coaster actually doesn't backfire, but after he got bored of that and was gonna go home with was just a few steps away he sees a red dot on his head on the reflection of a window and puts his hand on it, he figures out it's a lasser and he sees a large bullet flying towards him and he barely dodges it and it scratches his right arm and he sees a sniper being held far away and he jumps on the roof and tries to see who just tried to kill him. He sees a skinny man wearing black and white all over and Nate runs towards him to confront him and when he jumps right infront of him, he says "Talk about the black and white TV" And the man laughs and kicks Nate in the stomach which doesn't affect him at all and Nate says "People don't call me dense for nothing" And Nate tries one of Mike's most dangerous fighting techniques which is the "No signal kick" which basically paralyzes you so much that you don't even remember what was like being normal and the dangerous thing about the technique is that it even works after death so you'll be paralyzed even in the afterlife and Nate kicks him on the face, but he just gets up again and says "Well... Nate, pleasure to meet you. I'm Dragon, the guy sent to kill you and your friends" And Nate says "Well, sorry to bother you sir, but I have to go wash the dishes and he runs faster than humanly possible and he gets a call on his phone and Nate answers and asks who it is and a familiar voice slowly says "You know no matter how far you get or whoever get,... I will find you" And Nate yells in his mind while running in the street "Ahhhh!!!!! That crazy bird's gonna string me up sideways!" Until he runs into his friends at the clinic with red eyes, broken bones and bloody faces. Tyler says "All myths are real, all legends and stories...they're all real" And Nate says "What hit you guys with the ugly stick?" And Tyler says "Did you forget your being chased by an assassin?" And Nate asks "How do you know that?!" And Tyler says "...I ...I don't know? You the one being chased down!"