My Name is Yuujirou Haruki named after a character in a manga my dad read about some inflated tough ass who's back looks like a demon and destroys every character he meets, basically infallible.
Well, he's not too wrong about that although I was born with modest good looks instead of looking like an ogre, but I discovered that I have personality traits similar to that demon in the story "Baka". Can't remember what the manga title was something close I believe.
I've always daydreamed in class about being some overpowered character being able to outclass anyone through sheer force or magic basically being a tyrant but of course this is all fantasy.
The world is full of realism where we have to endlessly strive to meet the next goal, money equals happiness which equals to good relationships and then personal pleasure. For me I'm just dreaming all day to suddenly be a billionaire and not have a care in the world, if only I can get whisked into another world with a super overpowered system. I know I could defintely finally be free to live my best life with simple pleasures or even be ambitious enough to rise and become the overlord of the world, somehow?
As I put these thoughts in the back of my head and head for bed, my teenage urges came rushing in. "Fuck I got to wank for sure, let's see what's good online". After selectively browsing for 10mins like a pro gamer sniping headshots scrolling past dozens of titles and covers, I finally found it.
"Woah what's this time stop genre looks pretty good, " As I continued watching I became more absorbed into it as I watch this ugly bastard plow into these girls while they acted as if they couldn't move a muscle.
"God damn that's hot, this man is living the dream! Relieving his fantasy getting what he wants how he wants it all thanks to this ridiculously large plastic watch...clearly they spent all their money paying the actor and actresses."
Unbeknownst to me as I happily beat my meat, I had forgotten the most important protocol for all teenage boys and that is to lock the door. As I climaxed, I heard the door clicked open as I whiplashed my neck by turning around so fast to take in my surrounding and saw my parents and other families looking in jaw dropped unable to erase this secondhand shame for me.
The reason they were all there was because my relatives had a surprised visit and my parents wanted to introduce or announce their arrival to me out of courtesy. My vision started to become dark as I clutched my chest in with my left hand as my right hand still had the death grip around my meat and died of a heart attack with my short sword hanging out.
"Yuujirou!!!! somebody call the ambulance!! and somebody else pull his pants up!" was the last thing I heard before an assuring silence and comfort washed over me.
BOOOOM! like a thunderclap ringing in my ears with surround sound, a slightly AI sounding female voice started speaking as my mind drifted in an empty void.
"This is the system of the world; you will be reincarnated with the conditions your body was left in."
"Oh fuck..." I thought to myself, I'm going to be some shitty adventurer with a legendary sword the size of my dick or holding my dick gives me power". A light began shining and brightened my mind's eye and showed me the new world I am about to enter, one full of magics and fantasy characters.
"World System will now announce the skills assigned to Yuujirou Haruki."
I shook my head and prepared to be labeled the pervert warrior, flasher mage and probably get arrested before my adventure could begin".
A vision at another corner of my mind's eye started glowing and showing playbacks to the moment I died. As it showed me heavily stroking with all my strength that I had in me as if somehow, I knew that was going to be my last wank.
"Strength Magic Level attributed: Legendary Level, to right hand". My right arm glowed with a brilliant light before condensing into a tattoo of a sigil shaped something like a gear resembling a sun branded itself into my shoulder.
The flashback then changed to me obsessively engrossed watching porn, as it transitioned to the ugly bastard in the adult film slapping his comedically oversized kids watch.
"Magic type attributed: Time Overlord." My eyes blazed with heavenly energy which slowly got absorbed by my pupils turning it into a sigil with a stamped-out triangle and wings.
The flashback then again changed to the moment I died clutching my chest in agony.
"Condition of death heartless, shameless and obliviousness, generating random races to match given characteristics...." After combing a roulette of random races, it loudly pinged and ended in an echoed silence....