The comic uncle was still nagging: "Young man, don't worry, my home is much safer than outside. I saw from the Internet that now there are both the army and the corpse brother in H City, and they are fighting together. Since yesterday From the beginning, the gunshots outside have not stopped. Instead of running outside and being eaten by unknown zombies, it is better to stay at home safely. Don't worry, I have a lot of food at home and no running water. Cut off - this water is not supplied by the polluted water plant. It is another absolutely safe water plant that supplies water to our area - even the gas is not cut off. There is food and drink here, you Just stay here until the army takes care of all the corpse brothers, and then we can go out."
Bai Xiaofei had to admit that what the manga uncle said was reasonable, but for some reason, he had an intuition——although the manga man had no malice towards him, he did not tell the truth to himself—no one is a fool, no one will Your own safety depends on a few light bulbs!
The manga uncle must have some support to live at home, and the vine zombies did not break through the gate and ate themselves and the manga manga, and it was definitely not because they were afraid of light! Plants rely on photosynthesis to survive. Even if some plants like shade, they are absolutely not afraid of sunlight harming them.
This vine corpse brother really wants to come in, a metal anti-theft door can't stop it, its pervasive tentacles can completely bypass the anti-theft door, and get in through places such as transom windows, exhaust holes, and air-conditioning holes!
Comic uncle, what is he hiding? !
Bai Xiaofei's gaze wandered around, looking for the weapon in his hand - there was an ashtray made of glass on the sofa and coffee table, it looked heavy, and when it hit someone's head, it could even smash the skull...
With a sound of swiping, in the direction of the bathroom next to the living room, a small figure slid over from the tiles. The fully alert Bai Xiaofei subconsciously turned his head and almost jumped up from the sofa: "Qi, Qi, Qi..."
The cartoonist chuckled and said, "It's just a penguin. It scares you so much that it's hard to speak."
Bai Xiaofei couldn't laugh or cry: "I'm not scared—anyone who sees a live penguin in the living room will be surprised and incoherent. Good guy, this is still an emperor penguin, no! It's a king penguin! Uncle, this is an apartment building , it's not the Penguin House in Ocean Park!"
The cartoon uncle shrugged: "What's so strange, this is the prize I got for winning the first prize in an original comic contest on Penguin.com. The name is COCO. I usually keep it in the refrigerator. This little guy looks cute. , but he is really good at eating, and he only eats sea fish. It was given to Ocean Park. By the way, young man, if you want it, I can give it to you..."
Bai Xiaofei shook his head again and again: "Thank you, uncle, but I can't afford it either. I'm just a poor boy who has paid the rent with a monthly salary, and is basically a moonshine after eating. How can I afford to raise such a delicate little guy. I eat sea fish every day—— I haven't been treated like this myself."
The cartoon uncle scratched his head: "Yeah, COCO is too picky eater. I couldn't go out and buy fish since yesterday. This little guy ran out of food. I tried to give it some dog food and cat food, even my own food." He was fed all the braised pork, but he refused to eat it. You can see how stupid he is now, because he has been hungry all day. - Seriously, boy, do you really not want COCO as a pet? Like you If a young man takes a penguin shopping with him, it will be very cool, and it will definitely attract girls' attention."
Bai Xiaofei smiled dryly and shook his head: "Thank you, uncle. I have no experience in raising penguins. It will be a disaster if it fails."--Bai Xiaofei was suspicious, the behavior of the cartoon uncle was really abnormal, not only took the initiative to rescue himself, a stranger , and he was secretly flattering himself in the conversation, such a rare king penguin can be generously given to himself, you know, this penguin is worth thousands of dollars at least. There are all kinds of weird pet lovers on the Internet, and Bai Xiaofei can easily get rid of them.
Showing courtesy for nothing is not a traitor but a thief! Could it be that the comic book uncle "had a crush on" him... Bai Xiaofei felt a chill.
The manga uncle twisted his body on the sofa with a strange expression, and coughed: "Young man, don't thank you back and forth. It's fate that we can cross the boat together. In this way, I happen to have something to do." I want to ask you for help..."
When Bai Xiaofei heard the words "Yuanyuan" and "Yuanfen", goosebumps all over his body, he hurriedly said: "You are welcome, uncle, just tell me if you have anything to do, I, Bai Xiaofei, will definitely help if I can help." - Of course, It is absolutely not possible to carry the mountain on your back!
The uncle hurriedly said: "This is great. In fact, it is a small thing. It's just that I can't do it alone. It takes two people..."
Damn it, is there anything that two grown men have to do together? ! The absolutely taboo scene of two naked bodies rolling in ** flashed through Bai Xiaofei's mind, and then, at a glance, the manga man suddenly raised his hand and took off his sweater—he was not wearing a bra underneath! Ah, wrong, you shouldn't have worn a bra in the first place. Ah, no, uncle, why are you taking off your clothes? !
Bai Xiaofei was so startled that he stood up from the sofa - the comic uncle stretched out his arm towards him: "Look, a little bug got into me, and I want you to help me get it out. In this matter, I One person worked hard for a long time, but he just managed to trap the bug on his right arm... Two people must work together."
It turns out that what two people can do is catch bugs!
Bai Xiaofei breathed a sigh of relief, but when he glanced at the comic uncle's arm, his heart immediately started to lift again.
I saw that the upper half of the comic uncle's right arm was tied with a cloth strip. The cloth strip was tied very tightly. The skin next to it was swollen due to poor blood circulation for a long time. And on the forearm with protruding veins, There is a red object the size of a red date, burrowing under the skin!
What the hell!
The comic uncle had long since lost his pretended indifference, and said with a sad face: "Bai Xiaofei, this bug is crawling inside my body. When it first got into my body, it was only the size of a grain of rice, but as it sucked my blood, it got bigger and bigger. The more it grows, the bigger it will grow! I was worried that this bug was a mutated corpse that drank contaminated water. I wanted to get it out, but it burrowed under my skin. I couldn't do it alone. It took a lot of effort to get it out. It's trapped in this arm. Bai Xiaofei, please help me break the skin and catch this bug. I, I will give you money, lots and lots of money to thank you. Don't worry, my comics are very popular and I have them at home. A lot of cash, how much do you want, just ask..."