ah! There was a scream.
But Brother Zombie bit the balls. Unexpectedly, Brother Zhongzhi was so good at this. nausea!
However, what Bai Xiaofei will do next is even more disgusting - there is no other way, in order to repay the comic uncle for saving his life, he has to do something no matter how disgusting it is!
Bai Xiaofei stretched out his hand violently, tightly grabbed the upper part of the manga uncle's "children's bag", and pulled the bandage on one side with his other hand, quickly tied it up, and tied it tightly!
It worked! The comic uncle's "descendant bag" was completely sealed, and Brother Zombie had nowhere to escape.
Bai Xiaofei breathed a sigh of relief, and comforted the manga uncle, "Uncle, it's alright, I'll get Brother Zongshi out of your body right now, and I'll make a small cut on your 'children bag' later, and take the corpse out of your body." Brother, squeeze it out - it's quite simple. I used to see people fanning pigs in the village. It's a similar method. You can endure the pain..."
I didn't hear the comic uncle's reaction.
When Bai Xiaofei looked up, he saw that the cartoonist was foaming at the mouth and passed out on the chair!
The corpse brother is chewing on the manga uncle's balls. Usually, a collision with that thing can make people bend over and breathe in pain. No matter how strong you are, you have to clamp your legs tightly, as miserable as a woman Yell, this cartoon uncle was bitten in the balls by the insect zombie brother. It was like being tortured. He fainted as early as when Bai Xiaofei tied the "descendant bag" with a bandage.
That's all, it's better to faint, so as not to struggle wildly when the knife is used. Bai Xiaofei calmed down, picked up the skin at the bottom of the "offspring bag", and slashed the thin "bag" with a knife.
The knife fell, the skin was broken, and a few drops of blood seeped out from the knife edge.
Bai Xiaofei took the glass bottle next to it, moved to the edge of the knife, pinched the "offspring bag" and squeezed hard, squeezed, snapped, a red bug with thin legs all over its side fell into the glass bottle. This is Brother Zombie.
The insect corpse brother rushed around in the glass bottle and found that there was no way to escape, and then he calmed down.
Bai Xiaofei capped the bottle tightly and breathed a sigh of relief. When he turned his head—Ku Ye, he saw two balls dangling from the knife edge of the manga uncle's "children's bag", but it was he who squeezed hard just now, and squeezed out the balls together with Brother Zongshi .
If this was a farmer's inciting pig, naturally these two balls should be cut off, but of course Bai Xiaofei couldn't do this, so he had to be careful, pushing the two balls back into the "children's bag" along the knife edge.
It's just that the two balls were bitten by Brother Zongshi, and I don't know if the manga uncle can regain his glory in the future--well, under the mouth of Brother Zongshi, it would be good to keep his life. Isn't it that comics uncles want to feel and experience the hearts of girls? From now on, he can feel it "in person" even if he doesn't wear women's clothes.
Bai Xiaofei suppressed his nausea, sewed up the manga uncle's "children's bag", and bandaged the wounds all over his body, until the manga man's upper body was wrapped up like a mummy.
After finally dealing with the manga uncle, Bai Xiaofei hurried to the bathroom, washed his hands several times with soap, and desperately chased away the scene of the manga man holding the "children's bag" just now in his mind-my Bai Xiaofei's innocent body, Just like that, he was defiled by a middle-aged weird uncle!
Bai Xiaofei returned to the living room with a grimace, only to hear a long sigh, and the cartoonist slowly opened his eyes: "I, am I still alive?"
"Nonsense!" Bai Xiaofei said without a good temper: "Although there are a lot of wounds on his body, they are all superficial, not fatal, and the blood loss is not much--uncle, you should just donate blood. After ten days and a half months , the wounds will all heal."
The manga man turned his face to one side, saw the bottle on the coffee table, and the red worm in the bottle that was bouncing around in vain, and he was refreshed: "Ha! This is the brother worm corpse in my body? Great, Bai Xiaofei, you finally caught it! Thank you, thank you so much!"
Bai Xiaofei was speechless - Uncle, didn't you see that I almost turned you on like a boar? Don't thank me either. If you become neither a man nor a woman due to endocrine disorders in the future, you will be fine if you don't come to settle accounts with me.
The comic uncle seemed to have remembered something: "Hey, I seem to remember that the zombie brother finally got under me..."
Bai Xiaofei quickly interrupted the comic uncle: "Uncle, we have captured Brother Zombie now, what should we do next? Should we hide in this room and wait for the army to come?"
The comic uncle said: "Yeah, anyway, brother vine zombie is afraid of brother zombie and dare not enter this room. Instead of running around outside, we might as well stay at home. I was originally worried that I would be infected by brother zombie It will also mutate. Thanks to you for catching it out of my body, I no longer have such worries. Bai Xiaofei, don't worry, there are still many residents in this building who were eaten by the vine corpse brother. The food is enough to sustain the two of us for a long time."
Bai Xiaofei was speechless, because he thought of Xiaowei. He risked his life to come out of the rental house, not to find a safer place to live, but to save Xiaowei - but he didn't expect Brother Corpse to be so powerful. It was far beyond his imagination. Whether it was Brother Centipede Corpse or Brother Vine Corpse, he couldn't fight with only his passion and love for Xiaowei.
what to do? My ability is so weak! He can't even protect the woman he loves!
The comic uncle misunderstood Bai Xiaofei's silence and thought he acquiesced to his proposal: "That's great, Bai Xiaofei, if you can stay here, I will have a companion. By the way, Bai Xiaofei, the two of us can still write. What about Xiao Cai?"
"Get rich? What kind of fortune?" Bai Xiaofei was confused.
The comic uncle pointed at the zombie brother in the glass bottle: "That's it! Bai Xiaofei, think about it, this zombie brother is so powerful that even the army can't deal with it for a while, let alone capture it alive. If the two of us can capture this insect alive, If you sell the insect corpses to the government, do you think you will make a lot of money? No, you can't sell it to the government. They might confiscate it. You can still sell it online, to companies or private owners. Although I He is a cartoonist who does not understand biology, but he also knows that such a creature is too strange. If he studies it, he will definitely make great discoveries. Such a living specimen will definitely sell like hotcakes! Bai Xiaofei, when the time comes I'll give you half of the money."
Bai Xiaofei's eyes twitched. This comic uncle had just escaped death and was thinking about making money from Brother Zombie. Now he is not afraid of people using his slices for human experiments.
Bai Xiaofei shook his head: "Uncle, this is too dangerous. Such creatures should not exist in this world. When we are completely safe, let's destroy this insect corpse brother and eliminate all traces."