The comic uncle had a grimace on his face - he was still frightened by the fact that Coco's tongue flicked off his wig just now in the living room, and he hesitated: "You want me to use a toy penguin to seduce COCO? What if COCO ignores the 'friendship' with the toy penguin?" , what should I do if he only wants to attack me? Speaking of which, COCO has merged with the zombie brother and mutated. Maybe his hobbies have also changed. He doesn't like toy penguins and only wants to eat people? Otherwise, let Bai Xiaofei take it. Let's seduce COCO with the toy penguin, and I'll throw down the quilt and go to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife."
Bai Xiaofei said anxiously: "Uncle, look at yourself. You are covered with bandages all over your body. Can you cover COCO accurately with the quilt? We only have one chance! It is relatively simple to lure Coco with a toy penguin. A little bit, and only you can do it."
Uncle Manga wanted to say something else, when suddenly, beep, a sound came from the bedroom door.
Bai Xiaofei and the manga uncle turned their heads together and shouted at the same time: "COCO!"
I saw a thumb-sized hole popped out of the thick solid wood door, and a long tongue was retracting from the hole - COCO had gotten rid of the wig and was attacking the bedroom door!
Bai Xiaofei and Uncle Manga were very upset--this wooden door is really vulnerable!
Tuk, Tuk, Tuk, there was a dense sound. COCO just used his tongue to peck out a circle of round holes in the wooden door. Then, with a bang, something hit the center of the hole, and the round piece The shaped wooden board was blown away all at once, and a gap the size of a washbasin was exposed on the wooden door.
A yellow and black spider leg stretched in from the hole, followed by a bunch of eyeballs growing around the top of the head - COCO is about to crawl in!
Bai Xiaofei grabbed the toy penguin from the comic uncle's hand, raised his hand, and threw it towards COCO, who had poked his head through the gap in the wooden door. Bang, the toy penguin missed the target, hit the door, and bounced to the ground.
Bai Xiaofei was about to pick it up when suddenly, a long tongue flicked over and hit the toy penguin in the butt. The entire tongue penetrated the toy penguin's body and came out from the head. The tongue retracted again. The toy penguin and COCO were together. Disappeared behind the gap in the wooden door.
Then, the sound of "coo coo" came from the living room outside the door. Bai Xiaofei rushed to the gap and took a longing look - he saw COCO pressing on the toy penguin, squeezing, squeezing and stepping on it. The cooing sound , it is the sound-generating device in the toy penguin's body.
This toy penguin can really attract COCO's attention! However, the situation was over. Bai Xiaofei and the comic uncle needed to remove the debris blocking the door before throwing the quilt on COCO. After this back and forth, COCO had already become alert.
Bai Xiaofei stomped his feet, ran to the window, opened the window with a bang, looked out, turned his head and shouted: "Uncle, let's run, when COCO recovers, it's our turn to open a hole in the forehead !"
Uncle Manga ran to Bai Xiaofei's side, and said with a mournful face, "Run? Where are you going? This is the sixth floor! You don't want to jump off the building, do you?"
Bai Xiaofei nodded heavily: "That's right, it's jumping off the building! Uncle, we have nowhere to escape. If we don't jump off the building, we are waiting to die! But uncle, don't be afraid. Look, there is a huge locust tree downstairs, which grows as tall as a tree. It's two or three stories high, and we'll spread out the quilt later and jump directly at the tree, with the branches and leaves of the tree as a buffer, we should be able to land safely."
The cartoon uncle glanced at the big locust tree, and immediately retracted his head: "This, this is still too high, even if it is wrapped in a quilt, it is useless."
Bai Xiaofei hurriedly said: "It's not wrapped in a quilt, but spread out under the body, have you seen the wing suit flying in the sports channel? Use your hands and feet to spread the four corners of the quilt as much as possible to increase the windward side, and then try to keep it as flat as possible. Jump down on your body, don't jump straight down..."
The cartoon uncle said in a panic: "Wingsuit flying? I've seen it on TV... That thing is too unreliable. Tianmenshan live broadcasted a few foreigners flying in wingsuits, and one of them fell to death? Their profession Contestants would fall to their death wearing professional wing suits worth more than 100,000 sets. We used quilts as wingsuits to jump, which is too, too..."
The veins on Bai Xiaofei's forehead popped up, and he roared: "Uncle! If you don't jump, you will die!"
The manga uncle also knows that he has no choice at all. If he jumps to survive, he may fall to his death, or he may be pierced by a sharp branch, but there is always a certain chance that he will only be injured by the fall or even have better luck. , can really land safely with the help of the "quilt wing suit" as Bai Xiaofei said, and stay in the bedroom, there is absolutely only one dead word.
Without hesitation, the two dragged out two quilts from the bedside table, tied the four corners of the quilts to their hands and feet with ropes, and then awkwardly climbed up to the window sill.
The manga uncle poked his head and took a look. A gust of wind blew by, and the branches of the big locust tree swayed for a while, making people dizzy. The manga man was startled, and retracted his head: "Bai Xiaofei, why don't you jump first? I, I will learn a little bit." ."
Bai Xiaofei said that he wasn't afraid of being a lie. He said it well when he persuaded the manga uncle just now, but now he is standing by the window with a quilt tied up, and his legs are also a little weak when he is blown by the night wind. At this time, Bai Xiaofei suddenly discovered that the "cuckoo" sound from the living room disappeared, and COCO must have "done work". Birds are different from mammals, and the sexual intercourse time is relatively short. The next moment, COCO will drill into the bedroom --
Bai Xiaofei closed his eyes, and jumped in the direction of the big locust tree!
Spread your limbs! Spread your limbs! Bai Xiaofei roared in his heart, at a height of 15 meters, the free fall is only a blink of an eye, even with the "quilt wing suit", the buffer will not last long. two seconds? Or three seconds? ——Actually, Bai Xiaofei only heard a gust of wind in his ears, and then wrapped himself in a quilt and crashed into the big locust tree. Bai Xiaofei huddled up tightly, and if he spread his hands and feet at this time, he would really be courting death. A branch stabbed into the chest and abdomen can kill oneself.
There was a crash, during which Bai Xiaofei's heavy muffled grunt and the sound of branches breaking, plopped, a body wrapped in a quilt fell heavily into the holly bushes under the big locust tree, knocking a large piece of bushes to pieces. The branches and leaves were smashed.
The quilt twitched in a ball, Bai Xiaofei poked his head out, his face was covered with thin bloodstains scratched by branches, Bai Xiaofei untied the ropes on his hands and feet, pushed away the quilt with several holes, I clutched my chest and stood up gasping for air - my chest hurt so much, a few ribs must have been broken, the pain was throbbing whenever I inhaled hard.