Bai Xiaofei hesitated for a moment, then finally turned around and ran into the bedroom, bang, the bedroom door was closed heavily.
In the living room, Brother Penguin was still twirling frantically, trying to get rid of the wig that covered his head, but unexpectedly, the long strands of hair became entangled and became tighter and tighter. Although Brother Penguin heard When Bai Xiaofei and Uncle Manga fled into the bedroom, they didn't catch up for a while.
After Bai Xiaofei and the manga uncle fled into the bedroom, they immediately worked together to pile desks, cabinets, and glove boxes behind the door. At this time, the manga uncle dared not say anything, "It's just a penguin, even if it's a mutation. , how terrible can it be?", the blow of Brother Penguin's tongue almost opened a hole in his forehead, and now he can't wait to pile up all the movable things in the bedroom behind the door, To prevent Brother Penguin from rushing in, because he moved the heavy object too hard, the wound under his bandage opened again, blood oozed out, and he gritted his teeth without grunting.
Finally, the bedroom door was firmly blocked by all kinds of sundries, and Bai Xiaofei and Uncle Manga sat down.
Bai Xiaofei asked impatiently: "Uncle, what weapons are in this room?"
The comic uncle smiled bitterly and shook his head: "This is the bedroom, a sleeping place. There are no weapons."
Bai Xiaofei thumped the floor: "This is terrible, uncle, you shouldn't have urged me into the bedroom just now, if I could run into the kitchen to find a kitchen knife, it would be better than bare hands now. Do you think this door can block it?" Brother Penguin? You saw it with your own eyes just now, its tongue can break apart a concrete wall, this door is only made of wood, how can it be resisted!"
Uncle Manga was also a bit resentful, and murmured: "At that time, I only thought about running for my life, I didn't think about it that much—maybe we were lucky, that wig was always covering Brother Penguin's head, so that he couldn't attack us …"
The comic uncle's voice became lower and lower as he spoke. Even he knew that this kind of thing was as hopeless as pie in the sky.
Bai Xiaofei didn't bother to blame Uncle Manga, he was walking around the bedroom with his arms folded, and suddenly saw the quilt of **, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Uncle, what do you think we put the quilt on Brother Penguin Corpse? "
"Quilt?" The cartoonist was startled.
Bai Xiaofei clapped his hands together: "That's right, it's the quilt! There are only two offensive organs on the penguin corpse, one is the spider's legs, and the other is the tongue. If we cover the penguin corpse completely with the quilt, it will be regarded as its organ." The sharp legs and tongue can pierce the quilt, but the whole body is still wrapped in it, and the movement is greatly restricted. At this time, we ran to the kitchen and found weapons such as kitchen knives. The only way is to chop off Brother Penguin Corpse's tongue and feet, leaving only the body that is combined with Brother Insect Corpse to feed, that way we will be safe again."
The cartoonist's eyes lit up: "Bai Xiaofei, this is a good idea! It's called overcoming strength with softness!"
Bai Xiaofei asked: "Uncle, did Brother Penguin Corpse have anything that COCO particularly liked when he was alive?"
The comic uncle scratched his bald head: "Why do you ask?"
Bai Xiaofei said: "The two of us covered the penguin corpse with a quilt, we had to find a way to divert its attention, otherwise its tongue would bounce, and before we threw the quilt, a hole would be opened in our head. I have killed two corpse brothers before, and found that they are very obsessed with the things they liked when they were alive. If there is something that COCO particularly liked, we use it to distract COCO's attention—it doesn't take too long, as long as it is enough It's enough for us to throw the quilt over it."
"What is COCO's favorite thing? Yes, yes, yes. I'll find it for you." The manga uncle agreed, got up and tossed in bed for a while, and handed over something: "Here, Bai Xiaofei, this is COCO's favorite thing." s things."
Bai Xiaofei only glanced at it, and couldn't laugh or cry: "Uncle, what time is this, are you still joking around?! Isn't this a toy plush penguin?"
The cartoon uncle said seriously: "I'm not kidding, COCO likes this toy penguin, and it's quite pitiful to say the least, there are cats and dogs in the next door, and the cats and cats can play with each other when they walk. I'm the only one who raises penguins in the surrounding area. COCO is lonely and doesn't even have a playmate. So I bought this toy penguin to be his companion. Unexpectedly, COCO really likes it ."
Bai Xiaofei was full of suspicion, this, this is too out of tune, he carefully looked at the toy penguin in the manga man's hand, it was slightly smaller than COCO, and it was very delicately made, and it was equipped with a sound-generating device, squeeze it My stomach will growl. Well, there is a bow tie on the head of the toy penguin, indicating that it is a female penguin——The manga uncle noticed Bai Xiaofei staring at the bow tie, and whispered beside him: "COCO is male."
Well, what a couple!
Bai Xiaofei still felt a little unreliable: "Uncle, this toy penguin is related to our lives. If COCO doesn't like it, it won't be able to lure the enemy, and the two of us will be finished."
Uncle Manga anxiously said: "How can I talk nonsense about this kind of thing? Look, is the butt of this toy penguin—is it dirty and has a hole in the back? Let me tell you, COCO really regards it as a female penguin , and often press on it to do that kind of thing, and this hole was made by COCO with her mouth."
Bai Xiaofei almost fell to the ground, no way, there is such a heavy taste? ! The corners of his eyes twitched and he looked at the area pointed by the cartoonist. Sure enough, there was a small hole in the "back body" of the toy penguin! The surrounding area was dirty, and there was a faint smell.
Uncle Manga said: "I know it's pretty cool to say this...but when domestic pets are sleeping, they don't care about it. There is no video on the Internet. 'Are you stabbing? Don't worry, Bai Xiaofei, this toy penguin is definitely COCO's favorite! Use it as a bait, and it will definitely divert COCO's attention."
Bai Xiaofei gritted his teeth, there is no other way now!
"That's it! Uncle, we will open the door later, you go out with the toy penguin first, to attract COCO's attention, it is best to let its butt face the bedroom, let the pile of eyeballs on its head I couldn't see the movement behind me, so I took the opportunity to throw the quilt to cover it. Then, you stood by COCO to prevent it from getting out of the quilt, and I ran to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife..."