John went to a cake shop in the suburbs. The shop owner smiled at him. When he approached him, the shop owner asked, " What do you need, sir?"
John smiled. "I need a head."
The shop owner looked at him, scared.
"Haha." John laughed. "I need a human head."
The owner got his hand into his pocket.
John said sticking out his gun from his pocket, "Have you gotten any gun? Haha."
Then looking every nook and corner of the room he said, "I don't see any camera here. Are you such a miser or fool ?"
The shop owner mumbled, "Sir, it's just a cake shop. Harmless people come here. And from your get up I think you're rich enough and I can't provide you with the amount of cash that you might need."
John said, "See, what the cheap thieves had made the public to expect from every gun waver!"
The shop owner fumbled, "What do you need sir?"
John smiled. "I need a knife. Because I need a gift for my wife."