Feeling myself lying flat on the grass, I once again opened my eyes. looking up I see a familiar blue sky and white clouds with a small tint of green. Feeling the wind and grass touching my face. I quickly sat up, feeling an aching soreness all over me. Recalling what happened, I looked around for a beautiful naked woman. Then a soft gentle moan came from behind.
"..ahn where am I? Huh, Rath'nia? How am I in the mortal realm?"
Hearing that heavenly moan, a smirk came to my face.
"Good morning Angelica, great weather we're having."
"KYAAA!!!"
*KICK*
'Deja'vu?'
Everything began to slow down, and I immediately backed away. Worried that my ability won't last, I quickly showed her clothes to appease the violent goddess.
"Wait wait wait! Calm down, before you punch me in the face… here I have your clothes"
She quickly grabbed her clothes and glared at me with killing intent.
'Wow if I was any normal person I would've died from that alone
With an apologetic expression, I carefully explained to her what happened.
"sigh* Okay I'm sorry, look I'm in the same boat as you. I don't know what's going on and I didn't even know that was going to happen."
She still kept staring at me, then I belatedly realized that I was staring at her massive mountains.
'Curse these honest eyes… but good job'
I quickly turned around and soon sounds of clothes ruffling can be heard.
'Wait I didn't make her any underwear… Going commando huh'
'No no, I may be a pervert, but I am a gentleman before that.
'Okay her size was 42 and 36, Zoey can you make her some underwear?'
[6 divinity is required and 1 divinity is used daily]
[Would you like to proceed?]
'That's more expensive than her dress!! That's a scam! A scam!'
I slowly recalled her perfectly shaped mounds and her supple springy thighs.
'Well they are pretty big, whatever go make them.'
[Creation: Underwear]
[Beginning process]
[Current progress: 42…69….92….100]
[Creation complete]
[Would you like to store it in your inventory?]
'No, just give it to me'
The same orange light appeared in front of me and a G-sized cup bra and panty hovered above my hand.
Angelica having finished dressing up, looked at me with emotionless eyes.
"Disgusting."
"Pervert."
"Enemy of all women."
A rapid fire of insults came piercing through my fragile heart. I slumped on the ground, and with the little strength I have, I slowly handed it to her.
"I was just being thoughtful…"
She glared at me for a bit, then grabbed the underwear.
"…hmm…..thank you"
"Well it's my fault anyways."
I quickly turned in the other direction to let her change and began analyzing our situation.
'Now what to do? I'm in another world filled with unknown dangers with nothing but my hands and feet to keep me safe, a voice in my head, oh, and a beautiful goddess by my side'
After giving her the underwear, I felt a small chill run through my crotch. I belatedly realized that my clothes were gone as well.
'Wow, and I called her commando.'
'No wonder she was staring at me like that'
'Sigh* looks like I have to spend some more divinity'
'Zoey how much divinity do I have left?'
[Divinity: 23/250]
'That's depressing… are there any ways for me to get more divinity?'
[Current system status is unable to answer your question]
[Memory restoration: 4%]
'…'
'Useless'
[(╥_╥)]
'Ah… forget it, it's not your fault'
'Looks like I gotta make it myself'
I stood up with my rod and jewels shamelessly exposed and began searching for anything I can use to make something.
'There's nothing but grass here… looks like I have to weave a grass skirt for now'
As I began plucking the tall grass for my man skirt, A beautiful well-dressed woman was internally screaming.
***
Evangeline (Angelica) pov:
'What do I do'
'WHAT do I do'
'WHAT DO I DO!'
'Ugh I can't feel my divinity, I can't access my sanctuary, and I'm stuck with this pervert!'
'I was just gonna summon a random soul and aid me to spread my faith, but I would've never thought some imbecile would do this to me
'Think Evangeline, you're the number 1 genius in gods academy, you're the new goddess of light, this is nothing, yes it's just a trivial mortal dilemma, I just need to straighten things out and everything will go back to normal.'
Hearing some rustling, I turned to where it came from only to see a butt-naked man weaving a skirt.
'Huh? What's he doing? A skirt? Wait why is he making a skirt when he can just use divinity?
I carefully went up to him and asked him what he was doing.
"Hey."
"Yes? Do you need something"
"Why are you making a skirt out of grass? Didn't you just make me a dress?"
"It's quite simple milady, I currently don't have enough divinity. Besides, I'm quite confident in my knitting skills "
He retorted with a smug look on his face
Feeling annoyed looking at his face I looked at his hands. My eyes opened wide in surprise as I watch his fingers moving at superhuman speed, in seconds an unknown pair of short trousers quickly began to take shape.
'How is he doing that? Wait, run out of divinity? Wait a second, how does he have divinity in the first place? Is he a god!?'
Shortly after
"Yes, I'm done!"
***
Kane's pov:
'I wanted a skirt but I thought a pair of shorts would be better. I've made clothes out of grass before, but this is the first time I made something like this. I expected it to look nicer, but it ended up looking like a modified cargo luau.'
'Whatever, at least I have something to wear'
I turned my back towards Angelica and quickly put them on, then suddenly.
[Congratulations you made B-tier 'grass shorts']
[Divinity generation increased by 1]
[Current Divinity generation: 5/daily]
[System Memory status: 6%]
'Ooh, interesting. Does that mean I can make as many shorts as I want and gain more dignity generation?'
[Not quite, however, physically creating an item with effort and intended use can increase divinity generation.]
[Repeated action may increase proficiency however, divinity generation will not increase.]
'Divinity generation is kinda redundant, can you shorten it to just DG?'
[Okay]
'Wait what about the rate? How can I speed that up?'
[By tempering the user's body and strengthening the soul, divinity absorption will increase]
'Wait tempering my body? Strengthening my soul? Is this a wuxia novel?'
[?]
'Never mind. Anyways how can I temper my body? And strengthen my soul?'
[Experience as well as potions, elixirs, and food can temper the body. However, Soul strengthening requires rituals to further strengthen the soul]
'Wait rituals? Like sacrificing people?
[There are also certain types of plants that can strengthen the soul as well as elixirs. However, they are incredibly rare and extremely valuable]
'What does strengthening the soul even do anyways?'
[Strengthening the soul can prolong life, increase divinity absorption, and dominance against other souls]
'Dominance? Prolonging life? Interesting…'
As I was pondering what I should do next, the grass started moving slowly.
'Tramix mode? Is Angelica punching me again?'
Feeling a tingling sensation around the back of my head, I quickly turned around. I grabbed the object hurdling towards me and looked at the direction it was shot at. I stared at the object and began analyzing it.
'An arrow, roughly 3 feet long, must've been a long bow. Unknown white metal tip, and bright white feathers. Hmm, there are weird engravings on the shaft as well. Velocity and acceleration tell me the arrow was shot approximately 240 meters away, must be a professional.'
As I was carefully observing the arrow, another tingling sensation came from my right ear.
'Looks like there's something here after all'