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Chapter 10 - Soft, Very Soft

As soon as Kane sat down he stretched his arms out to relax.

'Now this is an isekai... hahh*'

Kane tried to grab a towel on the side, but Instead of grabbing a towel, he felt, a soft, squishy feeling on his right hand.

'Even towels are like this? Impressive, truly a man of culture.'

While squishing the soft ball-shaped towel, he felt something hard at the end.

'Hmm? Hard?

"Kyaa!"

'I messed up big time didn't I.'

Recognizing the familiar scream, Kane immediately let go and stood up.

"Angelica, I'm sure you don't believe me, and I'm definitely gonna get punched by this, but I mind as well as say what's on my mind. Suck in breath* You have incredibly soft-"

Kane was sent flying to the other side of the room.

Time slowed down, but he accepted it knowing Angelica would get even madder if he dodged it.

Stuck on the wall Kane thought, 'That didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. Did I get stronger?'

When Angelica punched him the force of her fist dispersed the surrounding steam revealing their naked bodies. Kane dropped down and patted the rubble off of him. His vision enhanced, making him see everything more clearly.

Kane soon spotted a heavenly beauty sitting in the water while covering herself with her hands. Angelica's face was bright red, her lips were pouting, and her eyes were slightly wet with tears.

"Don't you dare get closer!"

***

Angelica's pov:

1 hour earlier*

'Sigh*'

Angelica was in her room lying on her bed. She was staring at the ceiling while caressing a small ball of fur on her chest.

"Kobo, was this how you felt when the Drohnes took your mom away?"

Angelica looked at Kobo with sad eyes waiting for her to answer.

"Pom po pom…" Kobo said dejectedly.

"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! I just brought up something sad didn't I… sigh*."

She lifted Kobo on top of her.

"I just have so much going on right now. I finally succeeded my family's temple, I got some loyal followers, and I even had my own sanctuary…"

She pulled Kobo to her chest and turned to the side.

"Then he came to my life… I just wanted to have a saint for my temple, but…"

Angelica turned to the other side and glanced at the door.

"Just how did this happen… sigh*"

She put Kobo down and walked out of bed.

"I need to relax, my head hurts and my body's all sticky. I'll see you in a bit Kobo, I'll go take a bath. Stay here okay."

She grabbed some extra clothes from the closet and walked out of her room. While walking past Kane's room, she felt an acute pain in her chest.

"Aah, what was that?"

"Kane?"

A worried look came to her face, but soon relaxed feeling the pain subside.

'Maybe he used up too much divinity or something… Grr, this stupid contract even makes me feel his pain too? Hahh* whatever.'

She quickly traversed through the halls and found the bathroom door. Upon seeing the inside she was a little surprised.

"Not bad, but my temple's better."

She went to the changing area and took off her clothes.

'Oh yeah, he did make this for me… guess he's not that bad.'

'Wait how did he get my measurements perfectly? Even I struggle to adjust my divinity to fit them. Just how?'

Angelica's expression looked suspicious like someone got caught snacking at 2 am.

'Sigh*, forget it. I just wanna relax.'

Angelica swiftly took her dress off and neatly folded it into the bin. She grabbed a towel and walked to the showers to wash. After rinsing her body she slowly walked in the steamy water.

Wanting some peace and silence, Angelica cast a simple noise-cancellation spell and a camouflage barrier around herself.

She took her towel off and a godly figure was revealed, large, but perky breasts, small-pink nipples, a thin waist, and a large bottom with a small beauty mark on the right cheek.

She slowly sat down letting her body adjust to the warmth, and soon after a relaxed look was on her face.

When she lost her divinity, her body was completely exhausted. She didn't show it to anyone to not disparage her dignity, but finally, she can relax.

Feeling her body loosen, her eyes began to droop.

A small yawn escaped her lips, she wondered, 'Should I take a nap? Sigh whatever, there's still some time anyways. But just in case.'

She quickly waved her hand in the air and a thin invisible dome appeared around her.

'If anyone comes nearby this should wake me up.'

Upon finishing her work, her eyes closed and her consciousness drifted to sleep.

***

Back to the present*

Kane's Pov:

"Don't you dare take a single step!"

"How did you go through my barrier? Were you watching me the whole time?!"

Kane was a little tired and his tone was a bit cold.

"Trust me, Angelica, by any means would I ever do that. Although you may not know me, I'm a person strict to my beliefs, and watching a naked woman without her permission goes against them."

Angelica was slightly startled by his tone but quickly reformed herself. She looked in Kane's direction and said, "Fine I believe you, but how did you go through my barrier? I made it so that anyone who touches it will instantly wake me up. So care to explain, Mr. Gentleman?"

Her eyes were squinting and an angry smile was on her face. Kane looked her in the eyes and said, "Okay, I didn't know there was a barrier, and even if I did, I probably wouldn't go probing it."

Kane looked in front of him and thought, 'Zoey did you have something to do with this?'

[Yes Kane…]

'Sigh, lemme guest a new ability?'

[Yes…]

'Okay spill it, tell me everything that you know right now.'

[Okay…]

[Would you like me to show it to you as a menu?]

'Uhh, sure.'

Suddenly a screen appeared in front of him.

[User Name: Kane Vond]

[Level: 8

[Class: %#&*#*]

[Title: &#$%*#!/, Monarch, Gatekeeper]

[Bloodline: Human? %*#&*#*

[Health: 1,000/1,000]

[Mana: 690/800]

[Innate abilities: Will of the Monarch, Blade of Entropy, Skin of Eternity]

[Skills: Soul link, Mana control, Enhanced senses, Anti-Mana.]

[Stats:]

[Strength: 42]

[Stamina: 83]

[Agility: 51]

[Intelligience: 287]

[Dexterity: 197]

[Dominance: 1,000,000]

[Storage: Empty]

[Servants: Angelica (Evangeline Goddess of light), Laura Lovaine]

[Slaves: None]

[Summons: None]

'…'

'Zoey, why is there a question mark next to human?'

[..System-]

'Hahh* forget it.'

'It seems anti-magic was the cause of me flying to the wall.'

'Zoey, how do I turn my skills off?'

[You just have to not think about using it.]

'Well, that's helpful, what about when I accidentally use it like now?'

[Would you like to make your skill voice-activated?]

'No no no, that's even worse. I don't wanna be those kids with 8th-grade syndrome. Can't I just think of the skill turning on and off?'

[Sure, you can now activate/deactivate your skills]

'Great now time to appease the violent goddess. Should I tell her about my system? I don't think it'd be a big deal. Alright, honesty is the best policy.'

'Hmm wonder what these innate abilities do, they look kinda weird. Guess I have to check later.'

Kane reactivated his enhanced senses. Soon everything began to slow down. His eyes started glowing gold and his pupils dilated. His ears can hear everything around him, the sound of a drop falling, or the slight ripples the waterfall was making. A floral scent went into his nose and information quickly went into his brain.

'This is new. Sniff* sniff* hmm? Why does it smell like roses?'

Snapping him from his thoughts was a knock on the door.

"Kane, are you done? We need to get ready for the palace."

Laura's voice was heard on the other side of the door.

"Yeah, I'll be out soon. Just wait for me in my room."

"Okay~"

Kane casually strolled to the changing room and changed his clothes.

"Hahh*, I'll go ahead first."

Angelica Watched him leave while blushing. Steam was rising on top of her head.

'That's the second time I've seen a man naked!'

'How is he so shameless!'

Angelica recalled Kane's massive rod, and her face completely turned red. Her body got so hot, the water started steaming even more. In an attempt to cool her face, she dunked her head underwater.

'Ugh stupid, stupid Kane! Now all I'm thinking of is your-'

All the water nearly evaporated, and a line of blood was trickling down her nose.

Angelica soon went out of the water and dried herself with a spell. She quickly put her clothes on and went into her room.

"Pom?" Kobo tilted her head seeing that Angelica came back her face completely red.

She plopped on the bed with her face buried in the pillows.

'Why am I like this? My heart throbs every time I think of him.'

'Ugghh.'

She turned over and stared at the ceiling.

'I need some sleep.'

She slowly closed her eyes, trying to sleep, then suddenly.

"Excuse me, Madam, are you awake? Everyone is currently leaving. "

"!!"

"I'll be out soon!"

"Understood, Madam."

The maid's footsteps soon disappeared and Angelica came out of her room with Kobo floating next to her.

"Sigh* I was about to take a nap too."

She had her head down as she was walking.

Bump*

"Oh sorry, that was my fault, I wasn't looking properly."

She looked up and saw a familiar face looking down at her.

"Uh, hey?"

As she was about to walk away.

BUMP*

"Oh, my bad, I wasn't watching where I was going. Eh?"

A muffled sound echoed down the halls.

"Mhmf!"