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Chapter 3 - So Much For A Second Chance

*Flash*

"What happened?"

As soon as the light died down, I felt something soft lying on top of me. A sweet rosy aroma tickled my nose. I slowly opened my eyes, to see a perfectly rounded butt in front of my face.

"The moon is quite beautiful tonight"

'Gotta capture this for later use, It sure is nice to have photographic memory'

While taking pictures, the woman on top of me began to move. As she sat up, her sacred flower lay right on my face.

"Ugh, what happened to me? I feel so weak, wait where am I!"

"Heffoh goddefh fhama, ghoofh efthening."

She immediately looked down and screamed

"KYAAAA!!"

She quickly stood up and swung her fist to my face.

As soon as she threw the punch, everything began to slow down.

'Woah, it's like the "Tramix"'

I looked at her fist slowly approaching its way towards me. Still reminiscing about the floral scent on my face, I calmly watched her twist her hips like a professional boxer, her violet eyes staring with murderous intent, her mountains swaying gently like soft pudding, and her-

*Boom*

A small hole-shaped head appeared on the white serene platform where my head was supposed to be.

{Ooh that's gotta hurt}

"WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!"

"My divinity is almost depleted and all my clothes are gone!"

"What did you do!"

I slowly rose from my coffin of rocks and frantically waved my hands and spoke to her with a small lisp.

"Waith waith waith, I'm thure there's a reathonable etthplanation thor this, but my face is bleething righth now, so pleath waith a thec"

"IT'S YOU!!"

She quickly raised her right leg

'Ah shit here we go again'

*KICK*

Again everything began to slow down, as I see her elegant foot slowly aiming for my crotch. a warm sensation wrapped around me. Feeling the pain subsides a confused look rose to my face. Waking me up from my stupor was a foot proactively aiming for my nuggets. I stepped back barely missing my family jewels and grabbed her leg. I quickly let go and moved away to avoid further confrontation.

I looked at my hands in awe while remembering a certain back-bending character.

'Wow, I've become "Eon"!'

"How'd you do that? I may have lost my divinity, but I still have a body of a god… What are you-?"

Realizing she was naked she belatedly covered her private parts with her hands. I opened my mouth hesitating since a single mistake might lead me to a real coffin.

"Hey I'm figuring that out myself, so please calm down. Let's think this through like proper adults, truce?"

"You'll pay for this"

"Okay great, first let's-"

A gentle feminine voice echoed in my ears

[Welcome back Master]

'I completely forgot about this floating screen in front of me. Waking up to see two moons was quite a surprise so it slipped my mind.'

'Hmm, what are you?'

[Hello Master, I'm the Zenith system created by you, my role is to provide aid and assist you in your journey to become what you were once before]

'What I was once before? Wait, I made you? I don't recall ever making a sentient floating hologram. Did like a past me make you?'

[Apologies master, but current system status cannot provide this information]

'Well that's useless, hmm what can you do then?'

[I can provide aid and assist you in your journey to become what you were once before]

'Ahh, it's one of those that can't do shit unless I unlock them first.

'Whoever you are past me I hope you died a tragic death'

'Anyways, why is Angelica, or I guess Evangeline like this?'

[Master has recognized 'Evangeline' as a servant, therefore she now belongs to you]

'Wait she belongs to me? like her soul, her clothes… her body?'

[No Master, however that status can be changed. Would you like her to become a slave?]

[Yes] [No]

I stepped further back, away from Angelica so she won't bump into me again then pressed [No].

'Okay, I get the gist of it. So since she's my servant does that mean she has to listen to every command I give?'

[Yes master, however, if she highly stands against it, the command will not be fulfilled]

'I see, hmm, then do you know where I am?'

[Yes Master, you're currently in a sub-space created by Angelica]

'A sub-space? like an inter-dimensional pocket separate from reality?'

[Ah, yes Master]

'Okay stop calling me Master I don't like it, just call me Kane'

'By the way, do you have a name? I feel uncomfortable calling you 'system' with a beautiful voice like you'

[Yes Maste-]

[Yes, Kane]

[I currently don't have a name. Would you like to give me one?]

'Really? Alright, hmm… What about Zoey?]

[Thank you mas-… Kane for naming me]

'You're welcome. Anyways, did I get transported into another world?'

[Yes]

'That's it? No introduction? No, this is a world of dragons and elves? Nothing'

[Would you like me to tell you, Kane?]

'Forget it, I'll figure it out myself'

Shortly after an angry voice can be heard.

"Hey, why are you just standing there? I'm currently naked right now and I can't use my divinity, so turn around and keep your eyes away from me…"

'Oops, um Zoey, where did her clothes go?'

[Her clothing was made out of divinity, therefore it was used to initialize the system]

'I see, umm can you make some clothes by chance then?'

[Yes, however, it will use up some divinity, would you like to proceed?]

'How much divinity do I have?'

[Current divinity: 34/250]

'Is that a lot? Hmm interesting, okay how much does it need?'

[Clothes require 5 divinities and use 1 divinity every day]

'That's not bad, wait do I generate divinity as well?'

[Yes Kane, current divinity generation: 2/daily]

'Wow that is awful, well at least I can maintain her clothes. Zoey, you mind starting making them.'

[Would you like it to be the same as before or something from your memories?]

'You can do that?'

[Yes]

'So why can you tell me that now and not before?'

[My system memories still have not yet

fully recovered, current memory status: 3%]

'…'

'Okay just make her the clothes she had then'

[Creation: Clothing]

[Beginning process]

[Current progress: 37…69….92….100]

[Creation complete]

[Would you like to store it in your inventory?]

'Like Blockcraft? Never mind, just give it to me'

A small orange light came out of my chest and hovered on top of my hand, it slowly took shape of a white floral dress with small drops of blue scattered in the hems, a large slit on the side for the legs, and a wide open slot at the back.

Angelica looked at me in shock

"How did you do that?"

"Mhajick" {Mr. Bean ref}

"Stop messing around! How did you do that!?!"

"Okay fine, I somehow have the ability to conjure up divinity to make anything I want," I said sarcastically.

"How is that possible? Huh? Is that my dress?"

"Yeah here, umm sorry for doing this to you"

'I really mean it, she may have insulted me and struck me with lightning, but other than that she did give me a second life… wait can she still read my mind?'

As I was about to hand over her clothes and ask her, loud thunder sounded from the sky. Streaks of lightning-like cracks began to violently tear the space apart. A few moments later the waterfall instantly stopped flowing and the islands began to turn a shade of gray.

"NO!! My sanctuary!"

"Wait what's happening?"

"Since my divinity was the only thing keeping this place functioning, without it this space won't be able to maintain physical form!"

I looked at her face in disbelief

'Come on, just as I got reincarnated, hahh goodbye cruel world-'

A loud bang came from above and a large crack appeared beneath us.

'So much for a second chan-'

*BOOM*