n the outskirts of Washington, there lies a grand palace that spans an impressive ten kilometers. This majestic palace boasts every luxury and amenity one can imagine. The pathways are lined with fountains crafted out of gold and silver, while the walkways are made of pristine white marble. And for the adventurous, there is an exotic animal area that features the likes of Sumatran Tiger, White Lion, and the notorious Saltie the crocodile! These are some of the animals that lives here.
However, this opulent palace is only affordable for to two types of individuals: politicians lobbying for a large medical firm or corrupt crime lords who engage in heinous acts such as human trafficking for their own pleasure. As one delves deeper into the perimeter of the palace, they would notice heavily armed squads dressed in grim black commando attire patrolling the area with tanks and helicopters stationed at strategic points, ready to unleash hell upon any intruders at any given moment.
Next we have the palace itself
The palace is designed to reflect the power and wealth of the Aretino crime lord who resides within it. The interior is adorned with expensive furnishings, paintings, and sculptures, all of which give an air of grandeur and opulence. The rooms are spacious and luxurious, with plush furniture and elaborate decorations. The walls are decorated with pictures of Aretino, showcasing his wealth and power.
Inside the grand palace, there is a large door that leads to the office of the master of the palace. As you enter the room, you can see a short, bloated, yellow-skinned man sitting in front of a magnificent mahogany desk, guarded by two tall men in military attire. The man is on the phone, speaking in a hushed tone.
Aretino: "Yes sir, I have it right in front of me as we speak." He taps his fingers on a small black cage sitting on the desk.
Kingpin: "Good, I'm sending some of my men to come and pick it up. And under no circumstances are you allowed to open that cage or let it escape. If that ever happened, I'll have your head, do you hear me?!"
Aretino: "But sir, what makes this cat so important? I can bring you the most exotic animals to your doorstep!"
As Aretino looked inside the cage, he saw a black cat sleeping on its back while snoring.
Suddenly, the Kingpin's voice booms through the phone, making Aretino jump in his seat.
Kingpin: "You imbecile!! You think orderdred a cage made out of secondary adamantium for a normal cat? That thing you call a cat ate half of my drug supplies and in the east coast in one gulp like it was nothing! And from the footage I got, it opened its mouth like the biggest maw of Cthulhu while doing it. I sent a squad of mutants to take it out, but it ate them as well!!"
Aretino: "Holy shit!" he exclaims, pushing his chair away from the desk in fear.
unknown to these two the cat inside the cage is not just any ordinary feline. It's a Flerken, a powerful alien creature capable of devouring entire armies with a single munch.
[Picture of the cute species]
Kingpin's voice grows even more intense as he continues.
Kingpin"And that thing has another ability besides just devouring things whole. It can store things inside itself and spit them out completely unharmed afterwards. So If I can tame that cat, I'll be able to expand my operations to the rest of the world in no time. So again, if that thing escapes because of some stupid mistake, I'll have you thrown to the bottom of the ocean. Do you hear me?"
Aretino:"Yes sir i understand" he said in a scared tone
hearing that the Kingpin hangs up the phone.
After a few minutes of staring at the cage in slight fear, Aretino slowly pushed himself back towards the desk. Seeing that the cat was still asleep, he let out a sigh and began tapping lightly on his chair. Slowly but surely, a plan began to form inside his head - a plan of treachery against the Kingpin. But before he could fully form his plan, something happened.
A loud boom echoed throughout the entire palace, and suddenly everything went dark. Aretino yelled at his bodyguards in a panicked voice, "What happened?!"
One of the bodyguards started to explain, "It seems like thunder has hit the generator and cut off the ele--" but was cut off by another thunderous boom that was even closer and more aggressive than the first.
Then came the sound of guns firing, screaming, cursing, crying, and begging from outside the palace.
Soldier 1 yelled, "Monster!! Monster!! Get away from meeeeeeee!!"
Soldier 2 exclaimed, "Jesus Christ, what the hell is this guy?!"
The Captain commanded, "Keep shooting!! What the hell are you guys aiming at?!"
Soldier 3 responded, "The bullets are bouncing off him!!"
The Captain swore, "Shit!! Where did this guy come from? He just appeared out of thin air!!"
The one in question is Noah, who had teleported into the middle of the estate after taking the bounty and then blew up the generator, all for a "cooler entrance." he said
Now, he was walking slowly towards the palace with his tail swishing behind him.
As he advanced, he was shooting ki beams from the tips of his fingers and eyes, easily picking off any soldier that dared to cross his path.
Realizing that their weapons were ineffective, the captain yelled into the radio
Captain :" Tanks!! Where are the tank? Get the fuck over here now!!"
Three tanks quickly rolled out from behind the palace and into the square. After a brief pause, all three of them aimed at Noah and fired at the same time.
(BOOM)
(BOOM)
(BOOM)
That attack created a deafening boom and shockwave that sent dust, debris, and chunks of marble and gold flying everywhere.
As the smoke began to settle, a soldier jumped out and started celebrating
Soldier 1 :" Yes!Yes! fuck yeah we smoked that there is no way he can survive tha....."
But before he could finish his sentence, Noah walked out of the smoke unscathed, not even an inch of dust could be seen on his cloth or him.
The captain of the squad walked toward the soldier and then punched him in the nose, making him fall to the ground, and then started stomping on him angrily.
captain :"You (stomp) just (stomp) Couldn't (stomp) Shut (stomp) Your (stomp) mouth (stomp)huh?"
the captain growled before trying to order the tanks to fire again. But before he could do that, Noah had already leaped into the air and landed between two of the tanks
With ungodly strength, Noah effortlessly lifted both tanks, one in each hand, before slamming them together like a child playing with toys.
(BANG)
(BANG)
(BANG)
(BANG)
(BANG)
The thunderous crashes echoed through the square, sending shockwaves through the air and debris raining down on the soldiers. Mouths agape, they looked on in terror as Noah continued to smash the tanks into each other with savage glee.
Finally satisfied, Noah flexed his bulging muscles and hurled the twisted metal carcasses into the sky smashing two incoming helicopters and sending both into orbit.
Noah: "Top that, Elon Musk! I just sent a tank into space" he said with a smug look on his face
Suddenly, he vanished from sight, only to reappear in front of the remaining tank with a menacing glint in his eye, he grabbed the barrel of the tank and lifted it over his shoulder and turned to face the remaining terrified soldiers.
Noah: "How about we play a game, boys? Ever heard of whack-a-mole?" he asked with the most twisted grin imaginable spreading across his face.
The soldiers filled with fear could only nod their head in responses.
Noah: " Just replace the mole part with human" he said with the most sadistic look a person could ever make.
As Noah finished his statement, the soldiers' faces became ashen, their eyes wide with horror. The weight of their weapons became too heavy for them, and their knees began to buckle. Some soldiers even began to vomit from the sheer terror of the situation.
Seeing this Noah chuckled darkly as he swung the tank around effortlessly like a baseball bat. The soldiers stumbled over each other, trying to back away from him as fast as they could, but they were too slow. With a sickening crunch, the tank collided with one of the soldiers, sending him flying through the air like a rag doll. The rest of the soldiers froze in terror as they watched their comrade's limp body hit the ground with a sickening thud. Noah's eyes glinted with sadistic pleasure as he strode forward, picking up the tank and resting it on his shoulder as if it weighed nothing.
Noah: " C'mon guys your not very good at this, you supposed to hide and peek from time to time so i can smack you on the head."
The soldiers begged and cowered, but it was no use. They were trapped, with nowhere to run and no hope of escape.
Noah raised the tank above his head and brought it down with all his might, smashing the ground beneath it and sending shockwaves rippling out in all directions.
The soldiers screamed and scattered, but it was no use. One by one, they fell to Noah's brutal onslaught, their bodies broken and bloodied by the force of his attacks. And all the while, Noah laughed and grinned, enjoying every moment of their suffering.
Soldier 2 : " Please don't kill me i have a family!!" said the soldier as he threw his gun down.
Noah: " How many people have said the same thing before you killed them?" he said while raising the tank
soldier 2 : " Wait i can explain..."
(splat)
In the end, there was nothing left but silence and the stench of death. Noah surveyed the carnage for a bit before vanishing into thin air, leaving behind nothing but destruction and terror in his wake.
[To be continued.]
[Drink Water or else i'll put your bed in the nether.]