Gaea: " Pardon?"
Noah: "Ah my bad i forgot you people might not understand that kind of slang, but fear not i used to have duolingo back in the days on my phone so i got you."
Noah then proceeded to take a deep breath then say.
Noah: " (English) No .(Arabic) LA. (Mexico) Nel. (Russian) Net. (Canadian) Sorry No. (Groot) grot...
Gaea: "I understood you from that start You buffon! What i meant is why in the one above all name you would refuse my offer, any other Mortal would have killed for the chance to lay with me!!!"
Gaea interrupted Noah her face is red with embarrassment and her eyes have an angry look in them.
Hearing that Noah scuffed and started floating in the air and the porceded to lay sideway while floating while cleaning his ear with his finger.
Noah: " Because your a bitch"
If any other normal person was in this dream space at this exact moment they would be able to see a Goddess face goes from Shock to anger but she held it in, be it as it is, This man in front of her has one of most unique life force she encountered since the dawn of life.
He is the key to make a new kind of life a kind that can stand on top of every entity in the endless cosmos they would be her masterpiece and strongest card!!
So whatever happen she have to held in her anger till she get what she want from this rude mortal!! afterword she will dispose of him in the most painful way imaginable and .....
Noah:" Like imagine if you were in my shoes, sleeping soundly, dreaming about nothing.Oh yes the nothingness nothing beats that i tell you!"
"And then bam!! A bitch bug came flying through and started touching my shit and woke me up from my sleep with all the rucks it caused and then the bug act all cocky while they show me the shit they changed and afterward demand to have a kid with me? Who do you think you are lil bug?"
"If you weren't a lil bit good looking i would have killed you where you stood without skipping a beat!!"
"What? Do you think the pride of my bloodline is so easily tarnished?"
After Noah finished his explanation, there was a brief moment of silence and afterword Gaea became enraged.
Gaea: " You Dare!! You!! A stupid little mortal dares to Spit in the face of one of the Elder gods?Who gave you Such courage to do so ? You think because your little special that you could insult me? Gaea the Mother of all ? To hell with winning you over all destroy your mind and then take you away!!"
"Blame yourself for angering an Elder God you puny Mortal!! I wanted to take you as my consort but to hell with You! You rude man thing!!
As Gaea's anger boiled over, the jungle around us began to twist and contort in response to her power. The vines and branches writhed like living snakes, and the leaves rustled with a furious intensity.
The once-lush landscape was now marred with dark, shadowy patches that seemed to spread like a disease, consuming everything in their path. The streams and waterfalls turned murky and foul, and the air grew thick with the acrid stench of rot.
But the man standing before her remained unfazed, his expression was of someone who's absolutely bored and just want this to end.
Noah: " Yeah, Yeah. How dare you. Do you know who i am? Bla Bla Bla just get over with this and let me go back to sleep you Karen, i have like millions other things i could do that's better than this. Watching the paint on the wall dry is one of them by the way."
He said landing down while still cleaning his ear with his pinky finger.
With a face full of anger and rage Gaea replied.
Gaea: " You little .... DIE!!!"
With a fierce roar, she began to summon the elements . Earth shook beneath Noah's feet as the ground split apart and gigantic boulders coated in magma began hurtling towards his chest.
(BAM)
(BAM)
(BAM)
The boulders hit their target, and two things happened as a result.
First, there was a shockwave that caused the entire area to erupt and shake as if a meteor had just hit Earth.
Second, everything was engulfed in smoke and ash.
Gaea's lips began to crawl up into a smile as she realized that all of her attacks were hitting their targets and that there was no way a mortal could survive.
"Serves you right, Mort," Gaea says.
But before she could finish, a voice rang out across the jungle.
Noah: "That felt good. Could you do my backside next?"
Noah walked out of the smoke, one hand cracking his neck and the other pointing at his back.
First there was look of confusing then shock then utter rage on Gaea face.
Gaea" How are you still alive ? No matter you just gave up on a painless death!!"
Noah: "Yeah, yeah, whatever, also. The first hit was on the house, you're going to get a taste of these knuckle sandwiches from now on, okay?" He said this casually while mockingly waving both of his fists in the air.
Gaea:" IMPUDENT!!"
She called upon the power of the earth, causing vines and roots to erupt from the ground and entangle Noah. But even as the vines tightened around him, Noah's muscles bulged with power and he broke free with a single, powerful motion.
Noah:" My turn then "
He said as he disappeared and reappeared in front of Gaea and kicked her right in the chin sending her flying toward the sky.
(BAM)
"Damn it," says Gaea.
She said this while trying to figure out what was going on or where she was, but before she could, Noah appeared behind her in mid-air, grabbed her arm, and began swinging her over his head like a doll.
Gaea: "UNHAND ME YOU STUPID OAF!" she yelled as she attempted to strike Noah, but each time she tried, he swung her even faster.
Noah replied nonchalantly, "Ok," and threw her at high speed toward the ground, creating a large crater in the process.
(veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew)
(BOOOM)
After few seconds Gaea stumbled out of the crater, her eyes blazing with fury. She raised her hands to the sky, calling upon the power of the elements. The wind began to howl around her, stirring up a maelstrom of dirt and debris. With a fierce gesture, she unleashed a massive tornado that roared towards Noah, its power enough to level mountains.
But Noah didn't flinch. In fact he Chuckled and then charged straight into the heart of the tornado, his body unaffected by the raging winds. As he approached Gaea, he used his telekinetic(DB) powers to lift her off the ground and spin her around like a shield against her own attack.
Gaea screamed in rage, struggling to break free from Noah's grasp. But he only grinned.
In response, Gaea let out a guttural roar and summoned all her strength to break free from Noah's hold. But just as she was about to unleash another attack, Noah lifted her up to face level and opened his mouth wide.
Gaea's eyes widened in horror as she saw a pulsing blue energy gathering in Noah's mouth.
"What are you-," Gaea tried to speak, but before she could finish, Noah unleashed a pulsing blue energy from his mouth, engulfing her in a wave of pure force. Her screams echoed throughout the remnants of the jungle as the Mouth Energy Wave scorched her body, leaving her writhing in agony.
(To be continued)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Sorry guys i got sick and i couldn't write for 2 week, i'm still sick but i'll try to put out more chapters soon.] A/N
[Also i am going to explain some stuff next chapter so stay tuned]
[Now drink some water or no fit tall Amazonian big tiddy wife for you.]