(Few weeks after the Gaea incident)
Noah had went out to a bar in the downtown new york area. He had a great time, drinking and dancing. However, as the night wore on and after emptying the entire bar out of booze, he decided to leave.
As he stumbled out of the bar, the cold night air hit him like a ton of bricks. He rubbed his eyes, trying to get his bearings, but everything seemed blurry. He was just about to start flying when he heard a faint crying sound.
At first, he thought it was his imagination, but the sound persisted. He looked around, and that's when he saw her. A woman, holding a baby in her arms, was walking towards him. The woman was dressed in a green gown, and her brown hair was unkempt and tangled.
Noah muttered to himself, "Where have I seen that woman before?"
But he quickly dismissed the thought, saying, "Eh, who cares, let's just fly back home."
Noah, in his drunken state, had already started to ignore the woman and began flying away, but something about her seemed off. As she drew closer, he noticed that her eyes were pitch-black and empty. Noah's heart started pounding in his chest, and he felt a sense of unease wash over him.
The woman stopped in front of Noah, and he could see that the baby she was holding was wrapped in a dirty white blanket. The baby's face had a twisted smile, and it let out a blood-curdling cry.
Noah tried to back away, but the woman reached out and grabbed his arm with a grip that was cold as ice. He tried to shake her off, but she held on tight, her eyes locked on his.
Gaea: "Honey, I'm back!! Look at our son and how cute he is!! Now we can be a family and be together forever and ever."
Noah recognized her voice immediately and muttered to himself, "Oh shit, it's you again, you psycho. Get the fuck away from me before I give you a one-way non-refundable ticket to the moon!"
Hearing him say that, Gaea began to giggle creepily before replying, "Oh dear husband, you're such a goofball. The moon doesn't exist. That thing in the sky is just a big cheese wheel hung up there."
Noah looked upward at the night sky and saw a huge disc-shaped wheel of golden cheese up there.
He looked back at Gaea, just to find her trying to press her face into his. Noah yelled, "Get the fuck away from me, woman!" while pushing her away.
But somehow, he wasn't able to push her away. She held onto his arm hard, but at the cost of the baby in her hand falling to the ground and... breaking?
It broke into a thousand pieces before getting swept away by the wind. Gaea looked at the ground for a second before exclaiming, "Oh no! Our baby!! He broke!!!"
Then she looked back at Noah and said in what he thought was a comforting tone, "Don't worry, honey... We can just make more like him!! In Fact let us make one right here."
And she began to undress.
Noah looked at her dumbfounded for a moment before starting to yell at her angrily while trying to push her away.
"What in God's name are you doing? Back off, you crazy bitch!"
But she didn't budge. What's more, she began to reach for Noah's pants, trying to remove them.
Noah's anger had reached its tipping point, and after taking a deep breath, he roared
"GET THE"
And at that exact moment Noah eyes shot open, sat up in bed, and continued roaring.
"THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Noah's roar sent a sonic boom that obliterated the wall closest to him and continued forward towards the closest building to where Noah stayed.
But before the sonic boom could destroy anything else, a golden opal-shaped portal opened in its way, swallowed it whole, and then disappeared.
After a few moments, everything that got broken because of Noah began to be magically repaired.
Noah looked around, confused and disoriented. He then realized that he was in his own bedroom, and that the entire encounter with Gaea had been a nightmare.
He took a deep breath and then said, "Did I just have a nightmare? Me, the plant-busting monkey just had a nightmare?"
There was no response.
Noah continued, "I have to drink less before sleep from now on."
As he looked down at his lower body, he realized a tent had been made.
After a few moments of silence, he yelled, "WHY IN THE HELL AM I ERECT!!?"
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(Six Months later at Tony Stark's Villa/Gym)
[Note: Nobody expected the six month time skip inquisition!!]
Tony Stark is in the middle of a heated sparring match with his bodyguard Happy. Tony is wearing a hoodie and boxing gloves, while Happy is dressed in typical boxing attire.
Happy throws some tentative jabs, and Tony weaves and dodges effortlessly.
Happy: "God damn it, Tony, what kind of technology did you use on yourself to make you taller and stronger?! Are you the second coming of Captain America? Did you find the recipe for the super soldier serum?" He says while throwing a jab at him.
Tony: "Not really, I just met a really good doctor by chance." He says while dodging Happy's jab and punching his chest a few times.
In retaliation, Happy begins launching punches of his own.
Happy: "Maybe you could take me to him, I'd like to lose a few pounds and grow taller as well."
Tony: "Don't know about that one, buddy. It's been almost a year since I last met him."
Happy: "What? Doesn't he have a phone-"
But they were interrupted by a woman walking into the gym - Pepper Potts.
Potts: "The notary's here! Can you please come and sign the transfer paperwork?" she asks.
Tony: "I'm on Happy time right now," he replies while continuing to spar with Happy.
They exchange a few blows until Tony uses a mixed martial arts move and hits Happy on the nose.
Happy: "Ahugh. What the hell was that?" he asks with an angry look in his eye.
Tony: "It's called mixed martial arts. It's been around for three weeks-"
Happy: "It's called Dirty Boxing. There's nothing new about it!" Happy interrupts him.
Tony: "Alright then, put 'em up. Come on."
They spar for a few more minutes until another woman walks in, and Happy stops and gestures toward her - Natasha Romanoff, aka Black Widow, disguised as the new secretary.
After both of them finish looking her up and down, they go back to sparring.
Potts walks over to the closest chair and says to Tony, "I promise you this is the only time I will ask you to sign over your company."
Natasha walks over to her and hands her the paperwork, saying, "I need you to initial each box...."
She begins explaining things to Potts, and at the same time, Tony looks back at them and gets distracted.
Happy takes this as a chance and hits Tony on the back of the head, saying, "Lesson one: Never take your eye off-"
But before he can finish, Tony power kicks him in the stomach, sending him to the corner of the ring, and follows it up by punching him rapidly.
Afterward, he looks back at Natasha and says, "What's your name, lady?"
Natasha: "Rushman. Natasha Rushman," she replies.
Tony: "Front and center. Come into the ring," he says while pointing at Happy.
Potts: "Tony, you can't be serious?"
Tony: "If it pleases the crowds, which it does..." he says while shrugging.
Natasha: "I'd rather not," declining to avoid drawing attention.
Tony: "Too bad, Happy. I guess we'll have to find you another appointment somewhere else."
As Tony finishes saying that, Noah's deep voice echoes throughout the gym.
Noah: "Then how about I tag in for you then, Mr. Stark?"
Upon hearing Noah's voice, everyone turned their attention towards the entrance of the gym.
Noah was standing tall , wearing the black and white lookalike Trunks cloth and with his modern, furless Saiyan form.
And after a passing second.
He began to walk toward the ring.
(To be continued.)
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[From the moment I understood the weakness of my Chapter release rate, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death i serve the Omnissiah A/N]
[Don't mind the author's rambling over there; he's still suffering from a high fever and has been a bit out of it for a while. However, the upside is that he's been writing nonstop, like some kind of a robot on cocaine whose only goal is to receive Chapter comments and powers stones E/N.]
[Also tell me if this new writing format of writing is better than the old one if not, i'll go back to writing the old way. A/N]