A little bit of sidetracking. I need more time to think of some logical plot. I can`t blame everything on the waagh. So here is a little mini-series of inflight entertainment during travel. Please enjoy and merry Christmas!!!
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When Orks were doing Orky stuff inside their little rock, in a different place that was very far far away, or maybe just around the corner someone or something was preparing for something.
The place looked like a conference room. Inside you could see 12 beings. Four of them were much older and of considerable stature. The remaining 8 looked very similar but the difference was they were smaller and looked at their elders with stars in their eyes.
-Greeting younglings – said a blue bird-like being. – Today we gathered you all to commence your final test and give you your graduation certificate as full fledged emissaries of your respective gods. But the first introductions are in order. I am a Lord of Change Co`To.
-I am a Keeper of Secrets - said purple/pink being – Zsij Mi`Chui
-Greeting little ones. I am Coronus. Would you like some tea to calm your nerves? – Said the oldest-looking green being.
- Seb`x – Said the red one.
-Greetings o venerable ones. – Said younglings in unison.
-You all have no names yet but you will be granted one after this mission. – Continued Lord of Change. – But that's only if you complete it. Your target today is this ship. It's a mixed-species crew ship the size of a cruiser. That's what they call it at least. You will enter it to convert as many material beings as possible. – Explained the Lord of Change while showing the hologram of a Tau Cruiser.
-There are bonus points though but what you will get them for is a secret. – Said Keeper of Secrets. – But we all have a limited pool to give you so be sure to give your all and MOARN. – Said Keeper of Secrets with a slight moan at the end.
- Sir what is the plan of attack? – said a small blue bird.
-That's the trick, you all make one yourself. – Said the red, and walked out of the room. – Do not disappoint me, because if you do. Your skulls will be presented to His Highness.
-Speak for your boy toys. Mine will be given as pleasure toys to humans. Oh, the humiliation of that is so exciting. That starvation you will feel, I get excited just thinking about it.
-Hehe, you should be more considerate, they still need more experience. Do not worry little ones, I will prepare cookies for when you return, and you will tell me lots of stories from your mission. Do you want some warm milk or chocolate to cookies? Let's do both. PA PA – Said Green one and left too.
- Call us when you are ready we will send you directly to your chosen entry point. – Lord of Change also left and closed the doors.
Younglings did not waste time and went to planning immediately. Both Blues were investigating plans of the ship and how to move when they enter it. Two daemonets started planning mind invasion and temptations, and 2 blood letters were preparing for a frontal assault.
Plaugebearers on the other hand decided that they would protect their team and also all people that were in the infirmary of the ship. They couldn`t wait to share the love of their grandpa with the crew. So they prepared special elixirs and washed themselves in the finest creations of Grandpa Nurgle they could get their hands on.
When they all were ready, their teachers were called and soon they were ready for departure. Swords were polished, and magic spells were learned by soul. Possible temptations were studied and all fetishes known. There was nothing that could surprise them.
Soon portal opened and they all walked through it.
On the other side, they saw an empty room with a dead xeno inside of it and a couple of green small creatures. If they were more filthy they could be mistaken for nurglings.
Snotlings seeing new guests started to scream and run away. Daemonettes quickly disposed of them so as not to raise an alarm. - These are some weird materium specimens. I feel like there is a protective barrier around their soul. – Said one of them.
-We need to proceed with caution before we wage a final battle. So follow me for now and…
-BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! – Both blood letters rushed out of the room slashing and killing anything. They were going to take a lot of skulls that day. - SKULLS FOR THE SKULLS THRO…. – Or were they?