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Chapter 41 - Inflight entertainment 2

Plaguebearers PoV:

Two green blobs phased through walls searching for the ill and weak to bless them wish hope, strength, and resilience to face their problems, or simply not care about them. The blessed ones became happy almost instantly and started to spread the blessing too. But the real target of daemons of Nurgle was Med Bay. Now occupied by Doctore Banzenkidler. So they went straight to the place. 

Inside they saw something that surprised them. The none orc crew were chained to the walls with rags to clean the blood with squig piss. Ill and weak were strapped to the beds. Some with crude prosthetics, some with transplanted limbs, but this area was an entrance. What was happening in real Med Bay simply scared them. 

They saw Doc sawing off Ork boy limbs and transplanting snotling ones. But then they became scared even more, as Doc turned towards them even though they should be invisible for now. 

-I smell patients in need of help. – He grabbed his grabba stick with bloodied fingers and started to snif around. 

-Doc! Whut about me? – Asked ork boy that was currently operated on.

Doc without a second thought grabbed a nearby squig. Ripped its legs off and attached them to the Ork boyz. He also took his teef out as a payment and kicked him out. 

Daemons of Nurgle were even more surprised as this was the first time they saw a doctor treating their patients in such way. It was destroying everything they knew about medicine. 

Doc meanwhile gathered his grot assistants and sent them out. Important to note is that when Doc's mood changed it was felt by almost every single Ork in the nearby areas. That impulse was so powerful that they started to run and barricade the rooms they were in just to avoid him.

Daemons decided to run away too but when they were about to phase through the walls they simply bounced off them and plopped to the ground. 

What surprised them even more was that normally as they knew mortals should panic and their willpower should fall, but all they could see was a green aura rising around the green humanoid. 

With a swift stab, one daemon was grabbed with a grabba stick. – One got one more to go. – Said Doc and looked at the remaining daemon that in panic started to claw at the walls. With all his remaining willpower he used warp magic and corroded the walls making a giant rusted hole and ran thru it. 

Doc only smiled and chained the daemon he caught to the wall. But then he saw extensive wounds on him and out of pity he used hydrogen peroxide to wash him. He liked this thing because it would get all bubbly if the wound was dirty, and it tickled when he used it. 

Daemon roared in pain and terror as water filled his orifices and purged all microbiological life. 

The second daemon of Nurgle hearing this started to run away corroding and covering all walls in rust. He ran until he reached a huge open space with a lot of scrap that now started to rust and decay. 

This sudden interruption disrupted Graxmek who was working on a truk which now became a rusted pile of junk. With his wrench in hand, he jumped at Deamon and clobbed him until he became a pile of goo. Then he scoped it and put it in a go juice distiller. Then Doc came asking for a missing patient but seeing Graxmek sweeping the floor he sighted and went back to his Med Bay. He still had one patient to cure. 

Daemonttes PoV: 

Meanwhile, 2 daemons of Slaanesh went towards the sound of something that looked like a concert. They were less subtle in their approach than Deamon of Nurgle as they decided to appear directly on the stage. 

What they expected was a scream of terror and awe. This should be a normal occurrence and it always happened. That's what they learned, but not his time. When they appeared and tried to enter the beat the lead singer stopped and looked at them confused and then hit them with a guitar that was made outof two-handed choppa. Both deamonetes fell down the stage and tumbled on the ground. 

-Who the fuck are you! – Asked the rocker boy Oggaz and reloaded his guitar. 

Ork crowd started to chant Oggaz! Oggaz!

Daemons looked at each other and released a banshee scream. Some boyz fell to the ground bleeding from the ears but the main offender was unfazed. He only smiled, corrected his Top Hat and with a quick solo, he roared. –WAAAAAAAAAGH! – In the eyes of daemons his guitar shone in a bright green light. – Alright Boyz! LETS GET LOUD!- Goff Rock started to shake the whole asteroid – His guitar released a stream of flames that reached the ceiling of the cave.

Deamonttes decided to stop playing around a grabbed their swords. 

-Alright boyz! Ere we go! KRUMP!!! – Roared Oggaz and jumped at two pink beings that dared to interrupt his concert. He kicked them so hard they flew to the middle of the audience. 

This action surprised them but not so much as what the orks were doing. A whole concert stadium split into two sides.

Da Wall of Krump as Oggaz called it became a thing of terror to two daemons as from both sides Orks came charging not looking at what is happening. Choppas, clobbas and dakkas went into play. Oggaz too joined the fray and with his burna/choppa-guitar he rushed at two pink daemons who seemed to be drowning in the sea of green. But before he found them they were trampled to the ground never to be seen again.