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Chapter 38 - Genius of the Waagh

At the same time as Boss was krumping blueboyz Mr. Nuthead and Graxmek were chasing a weird noise that got stuck in their heads. It was very beautiful to them and they were determined to get to the source of it. Other boyz accompanied them too but they were just sticking around the Boss Meks since they were the smartest of them all. Except for Boss, Da Boss was the smartest. 

Nuthead and Graxmek in reality were basically gunning for the reactor room which caused mass panic in whatever was left of the crew on the bridge, even worse when the decision to self-destruct came the big blue button did not work. The reason for that was pretty simple nothing that had such a nice hum would explode without reason, if they first raved it up like a propa engine then maybe it would, but not when it's purring like a kitten. As such, the panicked crew could only observe two mekaniaks dismantling state-of-the-art defense systems, barricades, doors, gun turrets or simply krumping any defender that dared to stand against them. Smaller boyz were happily assisting in getting rid of the obstacles and in getting new shiny loot. 

When they finally got to the reactor room they saw something that greatly disappointed them, there was no exposed core or shiny lights like they imagined it would look. Instead, there were solid metal walls with clocks and shiny bits. 

-Mr. Nuthead iz thinking iz know what we eve to do. – Said Graxmek while pointing at the wall that was covering the reactor. – Wez eve to get rid of that wall and let sume fresh air in.

-Thatz exactly it! – Mr. Nuthead slapped his forehead and grabbed his wrench mace. – You will be a good mek. That engine is like chocked squig we need to air it out and then wiz gunna need some of them brown pipes with squig piss mounted. We will get better cooling and more POWA!

-POWA! – roared rest of the orks

- Sometimes my genius iz, iz almost frightening. – Said Nuthead while thining how to get a lot of squig piss to cool the reactor core. – Well how hard can it be to expose a running reacotr and add more cooling without kabooming it. 

There are two answers to that question. Short one, you can't. Long one, unless you are an ork who literally does not care about radiation and sometimes can even swim in lava. 

There was one more who found something interesting, Hogger found a stash of intercontinental rockets and decided to glue himself to one of them. Some like-minded boyz also did it with varying degrees of success. One even managed to launch it immediately which blew up a giant hole in the roof. This was duly noted, so as to not put an open fire at the business end of the rocket if you do not want to fly. This one single action was very demanding and only boyz with the strongest discipline could achieve it. 

To be fair out of all 100 boyz that glued themselves, only 10 were disciplined enough to not light up the rockets immediately and fly away. – Were da zog did they fly away? - Asked Hogger while looking up. 

-Boss, naw what are we gunna do? – Asked his squad. 

- We gunna take them rockets with uz and join Boss as he krumps. – He said and watched as his boyz nodded in approval of the genius plan. – So letz go boyz, letz show Boss our loot. 

-Boss, one problem thou. We cant reach da floor. – Pointed one boy who was dangling like a candy from a Christmas tree. The same could be said about everyone else including Hogger. 

-Alright change of plans, we wait for the right moment and we fly. 

-Alroight boss, sounds good to me. - Boyz nodded and waited for a few seconds until Hogger reared and lighted up his missile

-Alright fire!