Let's just seat here and wait for some other hero to take care of the villain. There's an idiot heading straight for the villain, what kind of idiot would..... of course it's my "sweet" twin.
"Where are you going?!"
Twin:"I was bored"
"Can you stop doing stupid things with the same face as me?"
Twin:"I'll just put on a mask than"
"That mask looks like what those classic bank robbers wear"
Twin:"fine."
Where is the "goddess" and the dragon that was next to me?!
Goddess:"hey"
Extra villain:"?"
Goddess:"dragon! I choose you!"
"Come down right now!!!! Your not supposed to fry a human to ashes."
Goddess:"really?"
"...."
"We won't get to stay here for 2-3 hours here."
Twin:"run?"
Ex-MC:"run"
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(Mob3's POV)
Just sitting here, asking the demon king if he could lend us the key.
Demon king:"pfft, not until he'll freezes over"
Mob3:"snap, done. Thank you very much."
Mob3:"let's go."
[you know he didn't mean it literally right?]
Mob3:"?"
[NVM]
Mob3:"nowwwwww we just need to clime the tower and fight the dragon!"
[good luck with climbing the tower with 100 floors]
Mob3:"can there be other number like 23 or 102?, why is it always the 100."
[how should I know?]
Mob3:"long way to go...."
[filing in chapters]
Mob3:"why is it always fighting.... can I have some romance like those MC in isekai novels?"
[ha.... good luck with that]
Mob3:"my face isn't bad, so why???"
[just start climbing]
Mob3:"fine..."
I'll get myself a girlfriend!!!
(Author:"pfft, good luck with that)
The first floor boss was a witch.
Witch:"how dare you beat me before even one chapter pass!, I'll curse you to die a virgin!!!!!."
Witch:"x-x"
Mob3:"no!!!!!. I'm all don't for, system."
[you were probably going to die a virgin anyway]
Mob3:"does it kill to say some world to cheer me up?"
[first, I'm already dead. Second, yes]
Mob3:"your only bitter because you died a virgin"
[who said that!!!]
Mob3:"tsk, tsk, it's all written on your face"
[I don't have a face-]