I don't hate strawberry milk only because of the trouble I went through to get it....
The first trouble was when someone forgot their strawberry milk in the closet. The whole closet stinks... and I had to clean it...
Next....
It all happened when I was going down the stairs... someone just had to spill a strawberry milk on it and.... I.... slipped.
I can't just say something like:
MC:"wHy DiD yOu DiE?"
And me being like:
"I slipped on a strawberry milk"
(A̶u̶t̶h̶o̶r̶: at least I didn't die from the slip)