(Twin's POV)
I sneaked into someone's backyard and grabbed the clothes that were hanged to dry.... just as I turned to my human form and was about to put on the clothes, a kid came out and saw me.
Kid:"a pervert!"
Twin:I'm not a pervert! I'll give you this.... I'll give you my tears okay?"
Kid:"why would I need your tear?"
Twin:"this is called phoenix's tears, and it can even bring a dead person alive, really rare okay?"
Kid:"so it can cure my mom?"
Twin:"yes, now don't scream and go cure you mom or something"
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(MC's POV)
Trouble really so find me.... a demon attack? That's rare.... but of course it happened to me. I lost the kid when everyone was panicking about the attack, now I did save a man... bleeding and probably on his death door.
"You alive?"
Stranger(?):"I'm still alive- cough!"
"Your about to die, don't cough your blood on me"
Stranger(?):I really must be dying.... a cat talking pfft...."
'System!'
[what]
'Open my inventory'
[i did]
'Get out the item: phoenix's tear'
[done]
Stranger(?):"I actually have a wife at home... and two kids- cough... I haven't seen the kid's face... I should've been a good dad... I promise I'll be back good dad if I go back..."
"Be quiet old man! Your setting up all the flags you can set right now! Just hurry up and drink this"
Stranger(?):"it's too late for me... leave me here- cough!"
"Drink this before I shove it in."
Stranger(?):"come on!, isn't this a touching moment? And you keep calling me old... do I look that old?"
"You don't, but I have a feeling you are, you kind of look like someone I know..."
He kid of looks like my twin.....
Stranger(?):"what's that thing you fed me? Even the tiniest or biggest scratch is gone!"
"Phoenix's tear"
Strange(?):"cough cough! What?! You used that priceless thing for a small injury like this?!"
"What do you mean small? Should I have used it after you had a visit in your afterlife?"
Stranger(?):"your treating that like a lower class healing potions... well, thank you for treating me. I have to get going now"
"Well, that was a random event.... now let's get going"
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I did find that kid... but.... why is this woman patting me!!!!
Human1:"ah.... this cat is so cute!"
I haven't even grabbed the hands of the opposite gender! I've been a virgin for more than 200 years....
Elis:"your turning red"
Shush up kid! Should I just give up about undercover stuff and talk?
Elis:"let's get going now!"
I just fell asleep again, I've been falling asleep a lot since I entered this body again....
This time, the dream wasn't foggy and was more detailed...
I opened my eyes, waking up from the dream... or should I say memory? I was crazy in my first life!!!!! Plain crazy! How can I just help another crazy dude for world domination!!! Urg..... I want to smack myself in my first life... oh wait, I am back in my first life... Nah, I'm not smacking myself.
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(God of questions's POV)
(God of questions:"you definitely got lazy to put the 'and answer' part....")
(Author: ("-) uh... unto the story!)
God of questions:"Why are we doing this?!"
Goddess:"I don't know!!! It's all your fault"
God of questions:"how is it my fault? It's yours, for turning into a tasty chicken nugget!"
Goddess:" it's called a baby chicken and not a nugget! And stop flying near me, the buzzing noice is annoying! I'll eat you!"
God of questions:"fine, I won't die so I'll keep buzzing in your stomach!!!"
Goddess:"ewww your gross..."
God of questions:"do something about the human chasing us first!"
Goddess:"I haven't fitted into this body quite yet! YOU do something about it"
God of questions:"I'll probably be a squashed mosquito if I do..."
Goddess:"your useless"
God of questions:"not like YOU are useful"
Goddess:"at least I taste good, what can you do?"
God of questions:"oh I can annoy you very much"
What the human chasing them is hearing:
Goddess:"squeak!!!"
God of questions:"€|+]£~^+]#^^|*\!."