Did I catch a cold?... that jellyfish just had to drag me into the water saying thanks....
Twin:"your burning up... there's literally fire coming out of you.."
I only heard that as a joke.....
"Im not in the mood to talk right now.."
Goddess:"your blanket caught fire"
"Yes, yes.... wait, what?!"
"Arg!!!!! Get it off me!!!"
Twin:"just dump some ice waters on him"
Dragon:"we don't have ice...."
Ex-MC:"is this fine?"
Twin:"by the word: dump some ice water into him, didn't mean freeze him in a block of ice!!!!"
Goddess:"just get a hairdryer and he'll probably melt.... someday."
Dragon:"I can unfreeze him"
Twin:"this really takes me back...."
Can you stop talking and take me out of this ice first?!
Twin:"that last time he caught a cold and got sick..... good thing our neighbor called 911 and they made it in time-"
Why is my eyelids closing?.....
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(Twin's POV)
Dragon:"I melted the ice!"
Goddess:"I think he's sleeping?
Twin:"maybe keeping him in the ice was safer?"
Ex-MC:"should I..?"
Twin:"it's fine, I got a fireproof room already."
Goddess:"when did we have a room like-"
Twin:"there's nothing you can't do with money."
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(Back to MC's POV)
I never really told you guys about my last life... and the one before... it is my first time transmigrating... after all, the one before was more like a rebirth. My first life was a cat..... how I died as a cat? The same way as I died in my second life, a cat slipping from a stair and dying... that got to be the most embarrassing way to die!!!! If it wasn't for that dang strawberry milk!
Those two lives wasn't good anyway.... at least I have a dragon, goddess, ex-MC=psycho, main villain=maniac, god, monster.... well he's a monster, my twin..... half human, and me.....
The moment I realized that basically, everyone in our house wasn't a human.
"Why have I not realized it?...."
What a shocker.... but I have a feeling if one of them was human.... they won't live long...
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(goddess's POV)
Goddess:"We forgot about the dude we hid in our closet....."
Dragon:"just toss him to his house."
Side villain: (x-x)