Why is it taking so long for them to come back! The sun is already setting.
"I'm bored..."
God(of questions and answer):"me too"
"!!!!! Where did you come from?"
I fell off my chair...
God(of questions and answer):"thank you for remembering me...."
"I'll just go out and take a fresh breath outside"
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"Sh*t"
I should've just stayed at home... a purple jellyfish looking thing, bigger than three school bus put together... was in front of me.
Jellyfish:"\]¥~¥={<££.¥_¥€]!|,\]{~{,\|?"
"?"
He made a bunch of gurgling sound that I couldn't understand.
Jellyfish:"oh!, a-hem.... I'll apple."
"Apple..?"
That sounds like google translate gone wrong.
(Author: the word apology, have two meanings in Korea, one is apple and another is apologize/sorry..... I see this mistake frequently and I thought it was funny so why not put it in?)
Jellyfish:"I came, rock."
"You.... what?"
Monster:"tsk-tsk, leave it to me human."
Monster:"%]~=]¥~£]^.¥,']*]+~£+|+#£*]+£|?"
Monster:"he's using the monster translator.... those suck."
Jellyfish:"¥]¥]+#*}**{+[*}*<£}£€\+,£|'l"
Monster:"he came here looking for a purple rock with a faint glow of gold."
"Oh, that..."
"How much is he willing to pay for it? (^-^)"
Monster:"+]¥|+]*<^^{¥#¥|¥\£|+]¥]£]+?"
Jellyfish:"¥+]¥|{*£~¥<•{]•¥|¥?"
Monster:"he's willing to pay: ***********"
"Deal"
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(Goddess's POV)
Goddess:"Now we have one more body to take care of..."
Goddess:"oh wait, he only fainted."
Dragon:"already thinking of killing him?"
Goddess:"I won't dare kill a human!"
Ex-MC:"?"
Main villain:"....?"
Dragon:"yea totally... I dEfInItElY hAvEn'T sEen YoU kIlL a PeRsOn-"
Goddess:"yea I totally haven't"
Dragon:"I also haven't seen you laughing evilly after you knocked him out. You know we've known each other for decades and the total number-"
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(Twin's POV)
The first sight after arriving at our house's front gate was a giant, slimy, purple, jellyfish, talking to my twin.
MC:"you see the tree there that got struck by lightning just now right?"
Monster:".€|+|'e•\¥\¥{¥]=]=={~¥,¥|¥.'?"
MC:"the next will be me, if I give this to you... I'm very tempted to sell it."
Monster:"\¥{¥+#{=#•>#£]%]+]{ +\£]•#=£¥,¥~ \++]<¥"
Jellyfish:"]=#+%^\%[€,¥\¥+]?"
Monster:"he's asking you if you have a similar rock like that."
Twin:"uh... what are you doing?"
MC:"great, can you find a purple rock that looks like this?"
Twin:"....?"
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(Bodyguard's POV)
Why am I still not retired?.
Bodyguard:"Now we have to look for a purple rock..."
Bodyguard2"with a faint glow of gold"
Bodyguard:"if it wasn't for my debt...."
Bodyguard1:"try to look for the rock if you have time to talk."