"Welcome to Jesters fight club! I'm Jester and I hope you guys have an amazing time."
Due to the voice changer, my voice was a lot deeper and eery. After introducing myself and the club, I stepped aside. The two homeless men behind the camera walked up beside me.
I put my arms around them and introduced them.
"For the very first fight. We have two special guests. Mr. fox and Mr. Panda. Our fighters for tonight!"
I then stopped speaking and looked at my viewers slowly increasing. 10, 12, 15, 25.
It rose quickly but stopped at 31 viewers. With a smile under my mask, I spoke.
"I don't want to bore you guys any longer. Let's start this fight."
I walked out of the way and went behind the camera. The two grown men in masks look at me and once I gave the signal they went into position.
Like a conductor I swiftly moved my arm downwards. The two, walked in front of each other before getting into a fighting stance.
The two then charged at each other.
Fox threw a right hook. Panda,being ready, stepped back and threw a punch of his own.
Unfortunately, fox was ready as well. He ducked the slow punch and kicked Panda in the shin.
Fox was a homeless man. This meant lack of nutrition and food. Because of this, his kick didn't faze Panda. However, it wasn't like it did nothing. The fat man wearing the Panda costume did groan out in a little pain.
No matter how weak a person is, a full power kick from them at your should hurt at least a bit.
Panda was enraged. He charged fox in hopes of tackling him to the ground. Yet, fox managed to dodge to the side. Panda was fat and slower than the red head wearing the fox mask.
Fox, using his speed to his advantage dashed at the fat man who was starting to breath heavily. Once he got to him, he jumped up and kicked him. He wasn't experienced so he fell on his elbow, hurting himself. But it did work. Panda fell back and groaned in pain.
'Quite a tumble.'
It while looking at the laptop screen. The views climbed up to 100. Which was something I never imagined. Many were even commenting.
[Haha. Fatso doesn't have a chance.]
[Fox will lose. Just wait until Panda catches him. Lmao.]
[Can we donate? I want to support this. Also, will you ever have in person fights?]
I silently chuckled before yelling "stop. Round 1 over."
The two hurt, homeless men walked out of the cameras view and sat on the floor.
I took the spot light again and spoke.
"You guys will be able to donate next fight. This is a one time only free service. Also, there will be in person fights. And for those arguing who will win. I will make sure to have a betting link by next week."
The chat was going crazy after.
I answered a few more questions before getting back to my seat in front of the laptop and starting the next round.
[I can't wait for the bets.]
[Thanks for the free show.]
I read a few more comments while the two fighters got back into their positions.
Both had caught their breaths and were ready to continue. I looked up from the chat and watched the fight.
Fox, thinking that the move he pulled off would work again, tried the same thing.
Panda, seeing this coming, dodged the fast red head.
Fox then fell on the ground with a groan.
Panda smiled and jumped on the man.
'I'm pretty sure I heard a crack.'
After the jump I swore I was able to hear a creak. Was it fox? Likely but it could've been rats.
I put my focus back on the fight.
Panda, who was on top of fox had a grin on his face while smashing his fists down towards fox's face.
It was a sight to see. My blood started boiling. It made me want to get in there and fight as well.
It wasn't only me. The chat was going crazy and the viewers were climbing at an alarming rate.
We had already passed 400 viewers.
Panda, who was pounding on fox stopped for a second and started breathing heavy. A fat homeless man wouldn't have the stamina to continue hitting that fast and hard for such a long time.
Fox, who had blood over his face saw this chance.
He kneed Pandas balls making him roll off him. The skinny man then kicked pandas head after getting up.
The chat and I included sucked in a cold breath.
Luckily panda was still breathing. That kick, even if it wasn't super powerful, was deadly in such a delicate place.
Everyone watching, thought the match would end. Such a deadly kick would surely knock someone out. However, panda hung on. He got up. Albeit with much difficulty.
The panting fox seeing this rushed at him and tackled him to the ground.
'Fucking idiot.'
Panda grabbed ahold of fox once he got tackled. He let out a bloody smile and turned around.
Panda smashed his fist into fox's head.
"Argh."
Fox screamed from the pain.
The angry panda didn't stop. He hit him a couple more times before getting up and stomping on fox's stomach.
Fox, who screamed in pain stopped moving. He passed out. However, panda was blinded by rage. He continued to hit the poor man. Fox coughed a couple more times before he stopped moving all together.
'Fuck.'
"Enough."
I stood up from my seat and made panda stop hitting the dead man.
Panda moved out of the way and I walked in front of the camera.
"Looks like we have a winner. Panda come here."
The fat man walked over and I lifted his arm. "Congrats on your win."
After a couple more words, I made him leave the cameras sight and bud the viewers good bye.
"Now then. To my 600 viewers. I hope you all liked the fight. I'll make sure the next one is just as I'd not more entertaining. Also, make sure to spread our name. But do not post it on any website accessible by anyone. After all, we don't want to get caught do we? Posting us on the dark web is completely fine though.
Thats all folks. See you next time."
With a bow, I walked out of the cameras view leaving only the dead body in sight. I then turned off the stream.
"Panda. Come over here."
I sat on the couch and commanded panda to come to me.
"Kneel."
I felt badass. Who wouldn't? I was able to make anyone kneel with just one word.
Panda kneeled and I crossed my legs.
"Good show. But you killed him. So, although I enjoyed your company for this long, I have to have you take responsibility."
"As you wish Jester."
'My inner chuuni is coming out. This is awesome.'
"Look at me."
The man, who was looking at the ground the whole time looked into my glowing, purple cat-like eyes.
"After this talk get change back into your rags. Also change fox's clothes. Then you'll walk out of here and go far, far away. Once you're far enough from this place, you'll forget everything about me. If cops show up and ask why he's dead, remember this. You killed him for this 5 dollars."
I took out a five dollar bill.
I was prepared for it to end like this. I had a good feeling one would end up dying. If not today, then definitely next time.
The fat man took off his mask and changed back into his rags. He then changed fox's clothes.
Panda then took of his mask, showing his bruised face.
He took of fox's mask showing his bloodied face before picking him up and leaving the warehouse.
After I was left alone, I let out a sigh and laid on the couch.
Was I worried about the cops finding anything out? No. Why would they do an investigation for two homeless men fighting over money. This exact scenario happens all the time.
No one, and I mean no one would investigate this when the answer is clearly in front of them. Plus, I even doubt they'd arrest the homeless man.
So with a smile under my mask, I got up and walked to the computer.
I went on the main page of the dark web and scrolled down a bit to see what was new. Surprisingly, the fight club was on it. And it's only been a couple of minutes since it ended.
"This is looking good."
I was sure, next week would bring in immense profits.