"I don't think it's fair that I've been sent here. What I did shouldn't even be a crime. Like, come on."
"All I did was give him a good time y'know, I sat on his lap, told him what he wanted to hear- and after he did what he wanted to do, I gave him a little medicine to cool off."
"If he wasn't half as important as he is to the city, then nobody would've thrown such a big stink over it- I'd probably would've gotten away with it with maybe like, I dunno, community service."
"But, I guess that's just how things go, y'know? Y'know."
"Hey, say, you're looking kinda lonely over there big guy- why don't we get to know each other a little better after this?"
"It'll just take a minute ❤~"
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