"Ugh, what a shithole."
"Full of pigs writhing around in their own mess."
"I'm probably being eyed up right now, their disgusting, beady little pig eyes trying to find something worth their while on me."
"I can't help looking the way I do, it's why that pig from before tried getting handsy with me- and why he got what he got."
"I'm not saying I'm innocent or anything, but I'm not saying I'm guilty either."
"If I win, I'll visit his grave and cut his dried-up balls off."
"Not an amazing crime, I know."
"But I think it'll be worth my while."
//End Transmission//