"What a bunch of wimps. They really went this far? This god damn far?"
"I snoop around a little, I peek through the backdoor just a tad- and this is what I get? The death penalty!?"
"Augh, what a waste of youth- I should've just stuck to 3D printing or something."
"That could've been way more productive than digging up more than I could bury."
"Wait, you're recording this?"
//End Transmission//