"I'm not a winning horse, if that's what you're thinking."
"I mean, just look at me- be honest with yourself, because I am."
"I'll try and be entertaining I guess, but I'm slated to be the comedy relief of this tragedy."
"Hopefully my death won't be painful, it'd be such a chore otherwise."
"Could we cut a deal and administer me some morphine if I'm going to kick the bucket though?"
"That'd be such a cinch, a real shine to the new year."
"No, no don't humor me like that."
"You're asking 'if' as a rhetorical kind of thing?"
"Meh, I guess."
"I'd rob a bank- either Monaco or Switzerland as the cops helplessly watch me stroll right in. Get filthy rich and live out the rest of my life with the funds without working a single day."
"And fuck you making me have some wishful thinking, geez what way to sour my mood."
"Hope the footage was worth it, you freaks."
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