In the 21st century, the world has a majority of female population.
Out of the total population, 60% are females.
Which leaves us females with only 40% men.
20% of them are married.
Out of that, 20% are workaholics.
Out of that, 20% are waaay too fat and an otaku to boost.
Which leaves us with only a few, who are super handsome and rich....
...But gay.
The ones that are left....are stupid and idiots!
I think stupid people were put on this planet to manage my anger management skills.
'I want to date a bad guy, then change him to a good guy and then live happily ever after.' is what my stupid friends say...
Ugh! That's so cringy, I could die!
I prefer a bad boy who is bad and a complete jerk, who would take me on like a jerk, and hate everyone except me. Yeah! That's my boy.
He should be the dominating and intimidating type who's a horny bastard all the time.
Sounds kinky. But that's my ideal type.
Unfortunately, I've not met anyone like that...
I thought Christmas would bring something special for me but..
This year's Christmas was….AWKWARD as hell!
I mean...a lot of stuff happened this Christmas, Kate went to Harry's house to celebrate Christmas, I was suspicious of what he was doing there so I went there to check out, everything seemed normal and he's sleeping in his room currently.
I even met my ex- BRANDON JOHNSON!
UGH! Exes are so frustrating! And there's always an aura of awkwardness between you and them.
I just went for a sleepover at Tres' place for Christmas.
....Damn... I need to find a new boyfriend soon....
Boyfriend....
Boyfriend...
Recently, I went to a small new year party organised by a friend.
"WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT JOHNSON THAT LITERALLY ALL GIRLS FOLLOW HIM AROUND AND OPENLY FLIRT WITH HIM?!!" I said as I slammed my cold drink on the table while sitting near Tres.
"Un...I think you know the answer already..." Tres said.
"Yeah Yeah....I know...
It's his face!" I shouted.
"But it's only till the whole school finds out that he's gay and currently after my brother!!"
"Then why don't you tell people about it? Spread the rumour, Anna!" Tres said.
"Are you crazy? If I spread this rumour, questions will be raised on me too." I said.
"How?" Tres said.
"People will obviously say that my brother must be better than me, that's why Johnson chose him over me!" I said.
"Oooohhhhh….." Tres said.
I'm desperate....
But you know what else am I desperate for?
"....Why did he have to fall for my brother out of everything else?!" I said "Does he hate girls so much?"
"I don't think so...Did you guys ever do 'it' while you were dating?" Tres said.
"....No.." I said.
"Well, I've heard that the girls he has done are coming till this date..." Tres said.
"The girls he has done are coming till this date? How much v*agra fluid did he use that it's still stuck in their v*gina till this day?" I said.
"....Are you drunk?" Tres said.
"HOW CAN I BE DRUNK??!! IT'S F**KING COLA!!!" I shouted at her lack of common sense.
Ugh! I'll surely turn mad if I hang around with her...I think I should just ditch her and get a better friend.
"Un... Anna, I wanna say something to you." A meek looking guy said as he approached me.
"Yeah?" I said with a smile.
"....I like you…will you please date me?" He said.
He looks like an innocent and pure one...
Nah! Not my type!
But....an innocent face can have a wild side to it....
Let's just give him a chance...if I don't like it, I'll dump him without any second thought.
I do need a change of pace.
"Well, I-"
"Am already dating someone, right...honey?" An irritating voice said from behind me.
"Un...I- Is that so? W- Well, then, I- I'm sorry, s- see ya..." He said and ran away.
"WAIT!" I shouted subconsciously.
"Awww.. you're desperate, aren't you?" He said. "Haven't f**ked for a while?"
I turned back and said "What's your problem, Michelle Jibber?"
"What? You should thank me. You were gonna ditch him anyways if he was boring. And he wasn't even your type, so that would just be a waste of time...." He said as he stood in front of me, eating cupcakes from a tray in his hands.
"Careful! They say that he can tell anything about you just by looking into your eyes!" Tres whispered.
"HUMP! Nonsense!" I said "Why are you here? Who invited you?" I said as I glared at him.
"Important people like me do not need invitations. We go wherever we want, whenever we want." He said.
"Important people? Yeah right! I should have known it reeked of an uninvited guest." I said.
"Wow! You can smell that? You've got an amazing nose." He said.
"Could you please leave us alone?" I said.
"Oh pardon! Did I disturb an important date?" He said as he looked at me and Tres.
"No it's alright. Everyone's life has uninvited guests." I said.
"Yeah! Tell me about it!" He said as he sat on the same table as me.
IF ONLY HE KNEW HOW ANNOYING HE IS!
"You're still a 3rd grade crack up. Something surely is wrong with your head." I said.
"Well, at least I was not dumped by my boyfriend because my brother was hotter than me." He said.
"Excuse me? Who told that to you?" I said.
DON'T TELL ME RUMOURS HAVE STARTED SPREADING!!! TRES?
"I told you he can tell everything about you." Tres said.
"You're seriously wearing a pink brasserie today, it's so not sexy. Wonder who told me that?" He said.
"WHAT? PERVERT!" I said.
"Your friend's wearing better lingerie than you. Surely, not having a boyfriend must be tough. There's no one to go for lingerie shopping with you so you buy the lamest stuff there." He said.
"As if you are wearing a super nice underwear down there." I said.
"Who said I'm wearing an underwear?" He said as he sipped his drink.
"....What?" Tres and I said together.
"HUMP! So you're a perv after all." I said.
"What's pervy in that? It's my wish whether I wanna wear an underwear or not. It's not like I'm removing yours." He said.
"WHAT-"
"Besides, I'd rather die than wear a pink underwear, unlike someone." He said.
"At least I'm wearing an underwear! Besides, it's better to wear an ugly underwear than to have an ugly face." I said.
"You're right! And an ugly heart is worse." He said.
"Do you wanna pick up a fight?" I said.
"No, I'm here to pick up a hot chick and f**k her for a 'New Year Special Night'." He said.
"GO TO A BROTHEL THEN!!!" I shouted.
There is always that one awkward moment when a noisy crowd suddenly turns silent after you say something. And then you realise…
You shouldn't have said that....
SHIT! THERE GOES MY REPUTATION!!!
"A brothel, huh?" He said with a smile. "No, but that turns quite expensive. This is the cheaper way."
"YOU'RE THE WORST GUY I'VE EVER MET!!" I shouted.
"You're the flattest girl I've ever met." He said.
"I'm not flat! I have-"
"Surfboards beneath that, I know. All your fat has started accumulating in your ass." He said.
"What?" I said.
"Well, I don't know...You looked quite charming to me when I first saw you, but when I look closely.... You're not that good looking." He said.
OKAY, WHAT?
ARE YOU BLIND OR SOMETHING?
GUYS LITERALLY DROOL OVER ME!
And then there's you...
I smiled and said "Maybe that's because...you swing the other way."
"*Chuckle* What?" He said.
"Maybe...That IS a possibility" I said.
"I'm not gay, I checked that, rest assured." He said.
"Wait- How.…in the world did you check that?" I said.
"I went to a gay bar."
"......." Tres and I were speechless...
"Hm?" He said with a puzzled and innocent face.
STOP THAT!
NO ONE'S INNOCENT ANYMORE!!
"I'm so done with this generation of guys." I said.
"Is that so? Then...are you gonna marry a girl?" He said.
"HELL NO!! I'M STRAIGHT!" I said.
"Oh? And what's your type?" He said "Well, I know it but tell anyways."
"Bad boys. I like the cool type." I said.
"You mean Louise?" He said.
"No, HE'S NOT COOL!" I said.
"What are you saying? He's the coolest guy out there in Kerlin County High."
"What makes you think that?" I said.
"Well...for starters….he smokes!"
"Smoking cigarettes doesn't make you look cool, it makes you look like the chimney of a brick manufacturing factory." I said.
"PFF- Okay! Serious!.....GYA- Ha ha ha let me just note it down!" He said as he took out a small pocket diary and a pen.
"See? It isn't cool." I said.
"...Then, he beats up people?" MJ said.
"He is just f**king around." I said.
"Well...he does f**k around when he's horny." He said.
"Don't gross me out here! Leave already!" I said.
"Ha ha....you're interesting! I think Louise likes you." He said.
HE WHAT?
DO YOU THINK I'D FALL FOR THAT SHIT AND BE ALL FLUSTERED?
I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY
BUT....IF THAT'S TRUE...
...LET'S PLAY ALONG FOR A WHILE
"Really? How can you say that?" I said.
"Gut feeling." He said.
....GUYS ARE ALL JERKS!
"Gut...huh?" I said.
"I can prove it!" He said.
"I'm curious about that." I said.
"Then, let's go to his house right away!" He said.
"What?" I said.
"I mean...it's new year. Don't you wanna wish him? I bet he'll be super happy." He said.
"...Okay, let's go" I said and took a cup of ice cream.
This...is gonna be interesting.
LOUISE LOUVERNE, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I'VE GOT!
BE PREPARED...
A STORM IS COMING TOWARDS YOU!
-To be continued
Fun Facts
Anna and Kate are identical twins. They both have the exact same face. This is the reason why Kate has that natural 'feminine' face.
It's only their hairstyle that makes them look different as both of them even have similar voices.
In their childhood
Both of them cried even when one was hit.
And no matter how much they hate each other
They still have that separation phobia...
They lose their confidence and easily start panicking when they are not close to each other for a long time.
They are the most confident and invincible when they are together.
So...
MORAL- Don't pick up a fight with any of the Robert twins when they are together. Otherwise you won't even know when you lost.
-Thanks for reading