Alright
Tell me if this has ever happened to you...
That moment when the packet says 'Easy Open' and you end up using a scissor, a knife, a hammer, a gun and a lightsaber trying to open it.
If you have, then trust me...
You definitely know what love feels like....
I don't mean it's as difficult as opening a marshmallow packet but it is as difficult as singing Adele's songs with your freaky voice inside the shower.
And let me tell you- I don't sing inside the shower- I perform.
You know that tingly feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
But for some people.... it's not just common sense that leaves their body.... it's their ENTIRE SENSE that leaves their body.
For example… BRANDON JOHNSON!!
"I mean ...who in their right mind would tell their parents that they are gay and they like a guy?!" I shouted at Brandon, that ass, while we were walking towards his house.
"I didn't tell him that I'm gay...." Brandon said.
"Huh? But you said you did." Kate said.
"No.... I just said that you're cute..." Brandon said.
"...What exactly happened?" I said.
*Flashback*
Mr. Johnson is drinking a cup of tea while reading a magazine.
"Dad.... A guy in class 1-C keeps calling me gay." Brandon said. (He's referring to Kate)
"Kick him in the b*lls" Mr. Johnson said.
"But dad…He's so cute!" Brandon said.
Mr. Johnson tore the magazine in two and said with a smile, "Mind bringing him home? Tell him that I called him"
"Yes~" Brandon said with a smile and walked away.
"YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! IS YOUR TOP FLOOR EMPTY OR WHAT?!!!" I shouted.
"It's okay. This way you can come to my house finally." Brandon said.
Ah right! I've never been to his house. How would it be like?
He's a prince so don't tell me...
A CASTLE?
SERIOUSLY??!!
AM I MAD?!!!
YES...Yes I am.…
"We are here." He said as he turned towards a VERY NORMAL looking house.
"This... is your house?" I said.
"It may be a little dirty but please don't mind it." Brandon said as he opened the door.
"Dad! I brought Kate with me!" Brandon said.
His house seemed VERY NORMAL
I was suspicious because...ever since I've met him....There's nothing normal that I've seen so...I'm...worried…
Why is it so dark inside?
"BROTHER!!" A little girl said as she ran towards Brandon and hugged him.
"Clara, where's dad?" Brandon said.
"He had an urgent call, so he left." Clara said.
"Urgent call?" I said.
"Dad's a cop." Brandon said.
"Oh... And your mom?" I said.
"...I don't have a mom." Brandon said as he patted Clara's head.
"Uh-....OH- My bad…Sorry" I said.
Damn, I touched a wrong topic...
But, I never knew….that he didn't have a mom...
He seems so happy and carefree all the time...
"You can wait in my room. It's upstairs." Brandon said.
"Brother? Who is this?" Clara said as she grabbed Brandon's jersey.
"He's a friend, Clara. His name is Kate. Say hello" Brandon said.
"Hello, Mr. Kate" Clara said.
AWW!! NOW THAT'S WHAT A LITTLE SISTER IS!!!
UNLIKE SOME LITTLE SISTERS... SHE'S ADORABLE, AWWW
MY HEART JUST MELTED AND SOLIDIFIED AGAIN!!!
"Hello, Clara" I said as I leaned towards her with a smile.
"...Wah! You look so beautiful!!" Clara said as she grabbed my face.
"Eh? Thank you-"
"Just like a cat! Is that make up?" She said.
CAT?
SERIOUSLY CAT?!!
I HATE CATS!!
I ALWAYS MEOW TO THEM AND THEY NEVER MEOW ME BACK!!!!
UGH!!! $€£¥==!&&**
"I DON'T LOOK LIKE A CAT!" I shouted "I F**KING HATE CATS!!!"
She moved a little back, and started crying.
"WAH!! MR. KATE IS SCARY!!!" She said as she hid behind Brandon.
...I'm sure she hates me now....
"*HICK* I'M SO SAD ABOUT MY LIFE *HICK*" Anna said, completely wasted and sat on the dinner table.
Tres was lying on the floor, unconscious.
Harry was working on his computer.
"HARRY! COME HERE!! ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON YOUR COMPUTER ALL THE TIME!!" Louise shouted.
"NO MOM *HICK* I SIT ON THE CHAIR!!" Harry shouted back.
"Should I beat you to sober?" Louise said.
"I wanna puke." MJ said as he sat beside Zalia.
"You're drunk already?" Louise said.
"I ain't drunk *Hick*" MJ said.
"...I've heard people are more honest when they are drunk. Let's play truth and dare." Louise said.
"YES!!" Anna, MJ, Harry and Zalia said.
"That was easy." Louise said with an evil smile.
"Okay, bring the bottle!!" Louise said.
"Kate, I'll just bring hot chocolate, wait here with Clara." Brandon said.
"No' I don't wanna stay with him. He is scary! He doesn't like cats!" Clara said as she hugged Brandon.
Brandon smiled and said "Clara, he was just joking, he LOVES cats, doesn't he?"
WHAT- WHAT?
WHET?
WHUAT?
WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT??!!!
"Really?" Clara said as she turned towards me with teary eyes.
UGH!!
I'M WEAK TO THAT!!!
IS THIS GENETIC IN THEIR FAMILY??!!
"Un...Yes...." I said.
"Really? Thank God." Clara said with a relieved smile.
"Yes, see, he'll cosplay as a cat, won't he?" THAT ASS SAID!! (BRANDON= THAT ASS!!!)
WHAT THE F**K DO YOU MEAN??!!
"Haha…I'd love to...but...you see....I don't have the....Cosplay dress-"
"Ah! Don't worry, I have it." That ass said.
WHY DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT, YOU PERVERT!!!
"Seriously , I will never understand *Hick* why the smell of girl's perfume lasts *hick* for 8 seconds meanwhile boys can go through an apocalypse *hick* and still smell like cologne!!! *hick*" Anna said.
"Maybe because we are guys and thugs. Of course *hick* not all guys are like me." MJ said.
"Okay, next" Louise said as he rotated the bottle and it ended on Anna and Zalia.
"Zalia- No- Ms. Zalia *hick* truth or dare?" Anna said.
"DARE *hick*" Zalia said.
"Hmm…Kiss.…MJ! *hick*" Anna said.
"Why MJ?" Louise said with a disgusted face.
"Cause you both are her brothers *Hick* so can't choose you or Harry, it will be *Hick* more disgusting." Anna said "Imagine me and Kate *hick* kissing each other *hick*."
"....I wanna see that" Louise said.
"GROSS!!!" Anna said.
"Alright, come here." Zalia said as she grabbed MJ'S hand.
"Hey- Are you seriously gonna kiss me?" MJ said.
"Try not to make it more disgusting." Zalia said as she brought her face close to MJ.
"W- Wait- I don't feel very good-"
"Shut up" She said as she almost pressed her lips on MJ'S lips when MJ said "Wait- Ow! Something is moving on my leg"
"Can you shut-AGGGG!! A MOUSE!!!" Zalia shouted and threw MJ away.
THERE WAS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE!
"WHAT THE-" Harry shouted as he grabbed a vacuum cleaner.
"I'M NOT SCARED OF IT!!" Harry shouted.
"THEN WHY ARE YOU STANDING ON THE TABLE??!!" Anna shouted.
"Why is everyone suddenly sober?" Louise said as he sat on his couch calmly and smoked his cigarette.
"AGH!!! HARRY!! KILL IT!!" Zalia shouted as she hugged MJ.
"I WILL EXTERMINATE IT FROM THE PLANET!!" Harry shouted.
"Wait- What is that?" Anna said as she pointed near the rat.
"IS THAT A COCKROACH?! HEY!! WHY ARE ALL PESTS SUDDENLY ATTACKING US??!!" Anna shouted and jumped on the couch, on Louise.
"YOU-" Louise said as he dropped his cigarette.
"JUST BEAR WITH IT!!" Anna said.
"I CAN'T" Louise said.
"WHY?!!"
"OW- OW!! You're sitting on my d**k! Get up!! UGH!" Louise shrieked and kicked Anna's ass, she landed...
She landed on the mouse and....
SQUAT!!!!!
"Ugh!!" Everyone said together.
The mouse was no more.
The cockroach flew out of the window and Harry closed it.
"EWWW!!! UH!! GROSS!!" Anna said as she removed the rat's inner liquid from her top.
"T- That's super disgusting! It couldn't be worse! Right MJ?" Zalia said to MJ.
"BLERGH!!!!" MJ puked on her.
"UGH!!! WTF!!"
"EW!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!"
"BLERGH!!"
"SOMEONE!! CENSOR THIS!!"
"BLERGH!!!"
"WHY ARE YOU PUKING TOO?? UGH!! I'M GONNA PUKE TOO NOW!!!"
"DON'T YOU DARE MAKE THIS A PUKE PARTY!!!"
"WOW! Mr. Kate you look so good in it!!" Clara said.
"Really?" Kate said, dressed up in a ca'ts outfit.
"You are so cute." Brandon said "Clara, look it's 10:00 already. Time to sleep." Brandon said.
"WAIT- CAN I CHANGE THEN?" Kate said to Brandon.
"No~" Brandon said and then brought his mouth close to Kate's ear.
He whispered "After Clara sleeps- I'm gonna have a special session with you, Katty~"
'Excuse me?'
'E-X-C-U-S-E-Z M-O-I??!!!!'
-To be continued