BACK TO SCHOOL!!!
IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE AROUND PEOPLE WHO ARE LESS TALENTED THAN YOU!!!
"Hi Kate" Harry said.
"Hi Harry" I said.
Jaden passed beside us.
"Hi Jaden" I said.
He just went away without looking back.
"...What happened to him?" I said.
"He looked as if he had sh*t struck up his ass!" Harry said.
"AW COME ON! First thing to talk in the morning- constipation." I said as we started walking "This sounds like-"
"Dog s*it" Harry said.
"Yeah" I said.
"No there's literally dog sh*t lying there." Harry said while pointing at a supposedly cholera infected poop.
"OH MAN! IT STINKS!!" I said.
"I guess our principle's got a new pet." Harry said.
"Yeah righ- HEY WATCH OUT DUDE, IT'S DOG SH*T!!" I shouted as I saw a guy walking towards the s*it, engrossed in his phone.
He looked up after I shouted, his leg almost landed on the s*it when he suddenly swung his body but he didn't step on the poop...
He landed on it!!
"EW!!!!" He said.
"OHHHHH!!! GROSS!!" Harry and I said together.
"What I am about to tell is very important. This will surely come in your exams." Mrs. Fig, our Biology teacher said.
She is just an ordinary lady with a figure as if she ate a huge basketball and has a tongue double the size of her body.
SHE IS ONE OF THE REASONS I HATE SCHOOL!!
SHE IS LITERALLY CRAZY AND HAS YEAR ROUND CONCESSIONS!
For example- One day....
"I'm sorry dear, but this file cover…You'll have to replace it." She said as she threw away my case study file which I bought for 8.7$!!!
"Excuse me ma'am but WHY?" I said.
"Because I don't like it's f**king color! It's so depressing to look at this color, just like your t**ts." She said.
"I AIN'T GOT T*TS!!" I said.
"Yes, but don't worry, there's a massage to grow-"
"IMMA GUY!" I said.
"And I'm married!!" She said.
"HOW THE F*CK DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE TO THIS CONVERSATION?!!" I shouted.
"This is Kerlin County High. Anything and everything can happen here. So don't you dare f**k with me!" She said.
"I won't, you're married." I said.
"Hey! How dare you talk back to me!" She said.
"It's called a conversation, ma'am." I said, sarcastically.
"JUST F**K OFF!" She said and dragged me out of the faculty office.
Since then...
I HATE HER!!!
SHE EVEN HAS A MISCONCEPTION ABOUT MY GENDER!! I'VE TOLD HER A 1000 TIMES THAT I'M A GUY!!!!
"So...listen carefully, this is important for your examination. It comes as a one marker." She said.
Listen to this guys....
"Okay so, the corpus luteum releases a hormone that helps thicken the lining of the uterus, getting it ready for the egg. After the egg is released, it moves into the fallopian tube. It stays there for about 24 hours, waiting for a single sperm to fertilize it. All this happens, on average, about 2 weeks after the last menstrual cycle of the woman. Any doubts?" She said.
THIS F**KING SHIT IS A F**KING ONE MARKER?! What is her f**cking brain made up of? F**king testicles?
Then what do we have to write if it's a five marker? The entire intercourse session before fertilisation?
We had a test before the vacation and I got back the test paper today...
She literally gave this question in the test...
Question 32) Rearrange- 'P S N I E'
Hint- This organ is the most vital organ of the body especially when erect.
...Those who answered SPINE got an A+ while those who didn't...are attending this extra class.
I have no idea...what does 'Fertilisation and Contraceptives' have anything to do with a spine…
In short...
WHY ARE WE STUDYING THIS?!!
"Okay, so what are the features of a contraceptive?" Mrs. Fig said.
UGH!! I wish a satellite just falls in here.
"Ms. Kate" She said.
"...I'm a guy" I said.
"Alright, Ms. a guy, answer my question. What are the features of a contraceptive?" She said.
"Lubrication?" I said.
"Sit down." She said and looked at Johnny Tedson.
"Mr. Tedson" She said.
"What?" He said as he looked away from his phone.
"This... is confiscated!" She said as she took away his phone.
"It's okay... I wanted a new one anyways, that was outdated." He said.
"....Could you please tell me the features of a contraceptive?" Mrs. Fig said.
"W- What are you planning to do to my phone?" Tedson said.
"I'M NOT TALKING IN THAT CONTEXT!! ANSWER ME!" She said as she slammed his phone on his desk.
"What should I tell?" Tedson said.
"What are the damn features of a f**king contraceptive?!" She said.
"Eh…It has got flavours?" He said.
The entire class burst into laughter.
"Anything else." She said.
"...Anti..." He said.
"Yes! Yes! Anti what?" She said.
"Anti...raw s*x?" Tedson said.
People were laughing again.
"Thank you, sit down and don't speak anymore!" She said.
"But-"
"SHHHH!" She said and continued the lecture.
"Now, I'm gonna tell you something very important." She said.
"Excuse me!" Johnny Tedson said as he got up.
"Yes, Mr. Tedson" She said.
"What I'm about do is also very important." He said and played 'Let it Go' on his phone.
He removed his shirt and stood up on his desk, dancing in his underwear.
Everyone houled and clapped.
"W- WHAT THE F**K! STOP IT- I'M MARRIED!!" Mrs. Fig said.
Again...HOW DOES THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS?!!!
"What are you doing?!!" She said as she stopped the music.
"Presenting desires." Tedson said as he got down and stood in front of her.
"What kind of desires were that?" She said.
"I need to go pee." He said.
"COULDN'T YOU JUST TELL IT TO ME?!!!" She said.
"That wouldn't waste as much time as it did now." Tedson said.
"DETENTION!!" She shouted.
"Oh god!" I said as I walked towards my locker. I met Jaden on my way.
"Hi Jaden" I said.
He just waved at me. He looked depressed.
"Jaden...are you okay?" I said.
"...Yes" He said as a tear rolled down his cheek.
Then, he broke down and covered his face.
"A- AH!!!! DON'T CRY!!" I said and wiped off the tears off of his face.
"...Let's talk" I said.
We went to the rooftop and met THAT ASS (Brandon= that ass) and Harry.
"KATTY!!" Brandon shouted as he waved at me.
"Hi Jaden!" Harry said "ARE YOU CRYING?!!"
"No...I'm fine" He said as he wiped his face.
"WHAT HAPPENED?!! DID KATE BULLY YOU?" Harry said as he ran towards Jaden.
Me? Bully HIM? Have you seen his muscles? He can beat the living shit out of me!!
"DID HE SAY SOMETHING MEAN TO YOU?" Harry said.
That moment when your brain goes on autosearch and your entire life history is repeated inside your mind, skimming all the things you have ever done which could possibly lead you to the given situation...
Well...there are many.…
OMG!! I-
"No...Kate didn't do anything.... *Sniff* It's not about him." Jaden said, in a heavier voice than his usual voice .
"Then what happened?" Harry said.
"I...My girlfriend broke up with me." Jaden said.
"Huh?" Harry and I said together.
"You said you'd been dating since middle school." Brandon said.
"Yes." Jaden said.
"YOU KNEW ABOUT IT?!!" I said.
"He told that to me." Brandon said.
"WHAT? WHEN?" Harry said.
"When we went to the Korea trip....
*Flashback*
At the night
He's gay! What if he attacks me while sleeping?
"Good night." Brandon said.
"Good…night" Jaden said.
I can't sleep at all!! I have to be on guard.
Jaden swirled inside the bed for sometime until Brandon got up and said "F**KER, CAN'T YOU SLEEP AT ONCE?!!"
"Un…I'm sorry.…I just can't sleep" Jaden said.
"Then....let me help you sleep." Brandon said. (As in help you sleep by killing you)
"Help me sleep?" Jaden said (As in help me sleep by f**king me hard)
"NO- NO- I'M FINE!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!" Jaden shouted.
"What? You have a girlfriend?" Brandon said.
"Yes!!" Jaden said "WE ARE DATING SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL AND I LOVE HER VERY MUCH!!!"
'That means...he's not dangerous.' Brandon thought.
"Good, I'm glad that you have a girlfriend. I guess I won't kill you then." Brandon said as he got back under the blanket.
"T- THANK YOU!!!" Jaden said.
Back to present....
"Jaden! You literally had a girlfriend?" I said.
"Kate!" Harry said.
"O- Sorry" I said.
"I really loved her so much!!" Jaden said "And she broke up with me on messenger."
"BUT WHY? YOU ARE SUCH A NICE GUY!!!" I said.
"....She said she found someone better." Jaden said.
"ALRIGHT, GIMME HER ADDRESS!" I said.
"No...I don't wanna force a relationship between us...it's just the way she broke up…and everything happened so suddenly, I'm...." Jaden said and started crying again.
"I can't believe it. What wrong did I do? I was happy as long as she was. That's all I wanted."
"....ALRIGHT! I know what to do! BRANDON!!" Harry said as he got up.
"Calm down. You've got me." Brandon said as he went towards the door.
"Where is he going?" I said.
"Kate, get that ladder, we are going to the roof of the storeroom." Harry said.
WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON?!!
-To be continued