"Kate, get up! Dinner's ready!" Mrs. Roberts shouted from the kitchen.
Kate lazily came out of his bed and looked at his phone...
'45 missed calls...I don't care.' Kate thought as he threw his phone aside and jumped down from the bed.
'Wait- what's this?' He thought as he looked through his notifications...
"AD: FIGHT AIDS, GET HELP NOW!"
'WHAT THE F**K IS THIS?' Kate thought as he got down to the kitchen.
"Where's Anna?" He said as he stood near his mother.
"Anna has gone to a new year party. Why aren't you going anywhere? I thought now you have friends-"
"No, thank you..." Kate said as he picked up the bowl of chicken soup.
'FRIENDS? THAT'S GOOD, BUT... IT'S BETTER IF I DON'T GO! I WAS LIKE… ALMOST KILLED THIS CHRISTMAS!! I'M NEVER GOING ANYWHERE WITH THEM!!!' Kate thought.
"Alright! I'm going to give you company. Come here my baby" Mrs. Roberts said as she sat near Kate and brushed his hair.
"Hey... I've got a good idea." She said.
"What?" Kate said as he looked at her.
"So… this is his house." Anna said as she stood in front of Harry's house.
The curtains were drawn and loud rock music was being played inside.
There was a huge ice statue of Louise just beside the gate.
"WHY IS THAT THERE? WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? SOME VICTORIOUS KING??!!"
"I see.... Zalia's got a new hobby." MJ said.
"How do you know that Zalia made it?" Anna said.
"Hey! Show some respect! She is 7 years older than you. Call her 'Ms. Zalia'." MJ said.
"SHUT UP!!" Anna shouted.
"WOO OOOO!!" There was a loud hooting voice from inside the house.
"OH! SEEMS LIKE THEY ARE HAVING A PARTY! Let's go eat something." MJ said as licked his lips.
"Hump! No thanks! I don't need someone else's food! I already have my share of food." Anna said "Tres, give me that cup of ice cream."
"What?" Tres said as she slowly moved the spoon away from the ice cream cup.
"....Tres, did you eat that?" Anna said.
"Un...There's still some of it left." Tres said.
"YOU GLUTTON!!!! I'M STARVING HERE!!!" Anna said.
"I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you-....." MJ stopped abruptly as Anna and Tres stared at him.
"*Cough* Sorry." MJ said.
"Anyways, give me the rest!" Anna said.
"Here you go~" Tres said as she threw the ice cream cup towards Anna.
"HEY WAIT! I'M BAD AT-"
The cup passed through Anna and landed on Louise's statue.
"...Catching...." Anna said.
"LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!" Anna said.
"But you didn't catch it! I threw it just fine!" Tres said.
"YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I'M BAD AT CATCHING!!" Anna said.
"Well...What's done is done. Why cry over spilled milk? Let's go eat something from-"
"NO! I'LL NOT EAT ANYTHING AT THAT PARTY!!" Anna shouted.
"Ha ha! So stubborn! Then what? Are you gonna lick the ice cream off of that statue?" MJ said.
"Yes." Anna said.
". . . . . ."
"GO ANNA!" Tres said.
"Right!!" Anna said as she tucked the sleeves of her shirt and leaned on the statue.
"...I don't want to describe how this looks." MJ said.
Anna licked the ice off the statue from the chest down to the pelvis.
"ANNA! SEE!! IT'S MELTING THERE!!" Tres said.
"I won't let even a drop of this ice cream waste!!" Anna said and continued licking.
"Why me?" Harry said as he opened the door and got outside with a garbage bag.
He looked at Anna licking the crotch of Louise's statue while Tres stood beside her.
Harry ALMOST fainted.
ALMOST!!
But he SURVIVED this!
This was nothing in front of the porn video he watched this Saturday.
It was only that he couldn't bear to watch something like that in real life.
He was shocked, but as a bold soldier, he stood at the battlefield!!!
However, the trauma was so intense, he dropped the garbage bag, the bag fell, tore and filled the place with an alien smell as the alien substances covered the entrance of the house.
"..…... " Harry just stared at her as his eyes almost popped out of his head.
"Harry-"
"NO! It's okay! I can understand...youth! What a beautiful period of life it is." Harry said.
"How did you know I'm on a period?" Tres said, "Gut feeling again? Guys surely have an amazing gut!"
".....…" Harry was now speechless.
Anna was speechless.
MJ (Who was hiding in a nearby bush) said to himself "Thank god I wasn't found with them."
"Harry, what is taking you so long?" Louise said as he got out of the house. He almost slipped on the 'substances' lying at the entrance.
He was gonna fall when he did a back-lit and stood back again.
He balanced himself, leaned at the substance and said "Hey, what is this sticky, slippery fluid? Jelly beans? And that's my favourite T- SHIRT! I have been looking for it since last Saturday, who threw it in the garbage bag?"
"Oh Louise! I'm sure that's not Jelly beans." MJ said to himself.
"B- Brother" Harry said as he turned towards Louise.
"Anna Roberts? Why are you roaming around at this hour?" Louise said.
"No, I... I-" Anna said.
'WHERE THE F**K IS THIS JIBBER?!! I'M SO GONNA KILL HIM' Anna thought.
"I just came here to wish you Happy New Year." Anna said with a smile.
'HAH! NOW LET ME SEE YOUR HAPPY FACE BECAUSE YOUR CRUSH CAME TO WISH YOU A NEW YEAR!' Anna thought.
Louise walked towards her and held her hand and looked into her green eyes.
"B- Brother?" Harry said.
"Oh? Things are heating up~" MJ said to himself.
"What..." Anna said "What are you-"
"I'm checking if you have a fever." Louise said.
"WHAT THE- EW!! YOU REEK OF ALCOHOL!!" She said as she covered her nose.
"That's because I've been drinking. It's new year after all." Louise said.
"HOW CAN YOU DRINK?!!" Anna said.
"By my mouth. Why, how do you drink?" Louise said.
". . . . ."
"On second thought, nevermind. I don't wanna know-"
"WHAT DID YOU IMAGINE??!!" Anna said.
"So, you've wished me now, get lost." Louise said.
"THAT'S NOW HOW YOU TREAT A GUEST!!" Anna shouted.
HE DEFINITELY DOESN'T HAVE A CRUSH ON ME!!!
"Then...." Louise said "Let's have a drink together?"
"I'm underage." Anna said.
"Yeah, someone who wears pink lingerie definitely is underage." Louise said.
"WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW THAT?!!!" Anna said as she covered her chest.
"That was a wild guess...Seems like I've got potential." Louise said as he rubbed his chin as a smirk covered his face.
"NO, YOU DON'T!!" Anna said.
"Un...Are- Are you a third year?" Tres said as she looked at Louise.
"I am." Louise said.
"H- How tall are you?" Tres said.
"*Sigh* I'm 190 cm tall and no, I don't play basketball or volleyball or any kind of ball." Louise said.
"...That sounded wrong but okay." Tres said.
""LOUISE!! WHERE ARE YOU??!!" Zalia shouted from inside the house.
"O Christ! Looks like I've gotta go." Louise said.
"Wait- Aren't you drunk?" Anna said "I'm mean... you were drinking but you seem fine."
"I don't get drunk so easily." Louise said.
"Hmm? Have you ever got drunk?" Anna said.
"Brother got drunk once, then he undressed and kissed a dog." Harry said.
"Harry" Louise said.
Harry punched himself and said "I- I'll be going!!"
"Hump! So lame! Undress, huh?" Anna said.
Louise smiled and said "You undressed too, when we were-"
"THAT'S DIFFERENT!!" Anna shouted.
"Un...Can I attend the party too?" Tres said.
"Be my guest! However, I cannot guarantee your safety." Louise said.
"What do you mean? You'll attack her?" Anna said with a smirk.
"Maybe~" Louise said as he smirked.
Tres blushed and looked at her feet.
'WHY THE F**K ARE YOU BLUSHING? WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT THIS JERK!!' Anna thought.
"I- I'll come" Tres said.
"HUH? THEN ME TOO!! I'LL KICK YOU IN YOUR B**LS IF YOU TRY SOMETHING FUNNY!" Anna said.
"Fine. MJ, if you're done eating grass, join me." Louise said.
"WAIT- NO FAIR!! YOU FOUND ME AGAIN!! MY CAMOUFLAGE WAS PERFECT!!" MJ said.
"You're a thousand years too young to beat my eyes." Louise said.
"Ugh!" MJ said and followed Louise.
Anna, Tres, Louise, Harry and MJ entered the living room.
"OH! LOUIZE, COME COME,*HICK
*SIZ BESITH MEH!!" *HICK* Zalia said.
Her face was red and she was only dressed up in a shirt and an underwear.
". . . . . . . . ."
"This is not your boyfriend's place. Put something on. We have guests." Louise said as he picked up her trousers from the floor.
"GUESTZ?? WELCOME!! *HICK* LET'S HAVE A CHATZ! *HICK*" Zalia said as she got up.
"Sit down, dummy! You're completely drunk. Stop drinking." Louise said as he took the soda bottle from her hand.
"NO OOOOHHHHH!!! I WANNA DRINK! *HICK* MY BOYFRIEND *HICK* DUMPED ME, LUI!! *SOB* HE SAID HE ONLY DATED ME *HICK* CUZ I WAS RIZ (Rich)!! UWA!!!" Zalia said and started crying.
"Get away! I couldn't care less! Your relationships never last, anyways!" Louise said.
"LUI!! DON'T BE SO COLD!! CONFRONZ ME!!!" She said as she grabbed Louise's shirt.
"Tsk! MJ! Say something to confront her, I'm bad at confronting people." Louise said.
"Zalia…Don't worry, he was not the only guy in the world." MJ said.
"BUT THE GIRL WHO HE'S DATINZ NOW *HICK* LOOKS LIKE A CHIPMUNK! DOES THAT MEAN I'M EVEN *HICK* MORE UGLY THAN HA? " Zalia said.
"...Don't worry….You are hot af…I've jacked off to you." MJ said, as serious as a dead fish.
"....Louise, get me a plastic bag" Zalia said.
"You wanna puke?" Louise said.
"NO! I WANNA SUFFOCATE HIM TO DEATH!!!!" Zalia said.
"What's going on? Is this a new year party or a break up party or a drinking party or a suffocation party or just a jacking off party?" Anna said.
"...All maybe?" Tres said.
"I couldn't care less... Hey! Where's the food?" MJ said as he moved towards Zalia.
"......."
"UGH!" Zalia screeched and kicked MJ, between his legs.
"Y- YOU B*TCH!! UGH!!!! NO!!!" MJ said as he fell down in agony.
"Show some respect! Say 'Ms. Zalia', MJ." Anna said with a smile.
"SHUT UP! SHUT IT!" MJ said as he lay down and rolled up, while pressing his crotch.
"I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA DIE!!" MJ said.
"Zalia, you should not play with a guy's future like that." Louise said.
"WHATEVER!! Hey, call Brandy! I wanna see his eyes right now!" Zalia said.
"What's with you making requests? You're completely sober after hitting him."
"FORGET THAT!!CALL BRANDY!" She said.
"I'm not doing it!" Louise said.
Zalia pressed her feet on the ground for another hit.
"WAIT- WAIT- I'M CALLING HIM, DAMMIT!" Louise said and took out his phone.
"Brr Brr....Brr Brr *Click* Hello?"
"Brandon come here quickly." Louise said.
"Ah! Brother Louise? Happy New Year! How are you? It's me, Clara." The voice of a small girl reached Louise's ear.
"Clara? Where is Brandon?" Louise said.
"Brother? He went to Mr. Kate's house." Clara said.
"WHAT?" Louise said.
"WHAAT?" Anna said.
'MY HOUSE? OH NO!! I'M COMING, JOHNSON!!!' Anna thought and left for her house in a hurry.
"What?" Kate said as he stood on his door.
"Dad said he wants to meet you. Wait- is that makeup on your face?" Brandon said.
"FORGET THAT!...Did you tell him? About us?" Kate said with a chill down his spine.
"Eh? Was I not supposed to?" Brandon said.
"YOU SON OF A B*TCH!!! SHIT!!! DO YOU LACK BRAINS OR WHAT?!!!" Kate shouted as he pulled his hair.
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" He shouted.
-To be continued