I'm in Fairy Tail!! Fuck YES. I've been waiting for this day ever since I started watching Isekai! But it must have been a fluke, right? I mean I haven't been given any wishes, nor have I met some R.O.B. Not that it really matters. I mean, I've already been given another life, why should I want more?
Man, the life I lived… it was the same as any ordinary College student, that is if I lived it. It was a rainy and unnaturally cold night in New York. I mean, how did it drop to 32 degrees Fahrenheit on the 16th of July? Anyway, it was dark and freezing. I was walking home from an Orientation Party. It was a well-lit street. Suddenly, the lights went out. Then I felt like a train hit me. Hahahahaha, it couldn't have been a train, there were no tracks anywhere near me, it must have been Truck-Kun.
Unfortunate that he got me at the best time of my life, but hey I'll get isekai'd and pick up a harem, maybe become OP, and shit on some scrubs…
Wait…
Is that a voice? Where is my R.O.B.? My hot MILF Goddess? God? Fellow man of culture? This isn't how an isekai should go. I mean I didn't get any wishes.
Ah well, I've probably been born into an amazing family. I'm probably the firstborn and so they are ready to dote on me. Very EPIC. Let's start thinking of some intimidating nicknames. I'm thinking
I will miss playing video games with my friends, my old family, and I feel bad that my death had to happen at the crux of my life.