"You really are a bold one" the unknown voice. "I've never had anyone interrupt me. Most people just cower in fear or act like they own this place. 'Who are you?' or 'Where am I?' It's so stupid. At least they have curiosity. You, on the other hand, made a meme out of me."
"Heh, I would apologize, but it wouldn't be genuine. And I guess I'd be scared if I wasn't already dead. Anyway, since I lack curiosity, I guess I'll copy my predecessor(s)? and ask: who are you? Why am I here? And those kids I was talking to earlier, are they OK?"
"You really are a strange mortal. You have the courage to throw my words back at my face. But fine. I will answer your questions. I am the MILF-like Goddess you were hoping for when you were hit by Truck-kun. I was created by your wish. And to answer your next query, I granted some minor wishes to the people who died getting hit by Truck-kun. Stuff like which type of magic you'd you like to have when you get isekai'd or what type of weapon would you like to be most proficient with. Why I am here should be obvious, I am your goddess, so I am here to grant your wishes. And the kids are fine. The kid who jumped into Truck-kun decided to go to the Nasuverse. He simped too hard for Saber. The other kid, well he wished to go to heaven." The goddess said.
"Well, calling you goddess seems tacky to me. I mean, knowing your name or at least an alias, would be a way to call you in a way that doesn't put you in a broad box."
"Since I am the goddess created by your wish, I don't have a name. You, my 'creator', have to give me my name."
"This… has turned into a difficult situation. I always considered myself lucky for surviving that truck. I am glad I got to live up until old age and accomplish my dream. So I'll go with Fortuna. It means Lady Luck. I kinda drew it from my survival."
"Fortuna…" Fortuna whispered. She had a wide smile on her face. "I like it. I like it a lot."
"Hey Fortuna, before we get to the brass tacks, mind if I ask a few more questions?"
"Sure thing!" Fortuna's smile is too blinding. She's still too excited after getting her name.
"Why were there so many trucks coming after me? Also, will you join me in my adventure? If so, what will your strength be like? If you're 'my' goddess, how come you had to grant other people's wishes?"
"Ok, I was wrong, you really are curious. The first question is the one I want to talk about the most. You offended Truck-kun. He had a perfect collision to isekai ratio until you got hit. You survived, and his perfect rating didn't. So, like a Young Master, he decided to throw a fit and kill you with everything he had. That was something that drew me to you. You wished to be isekai'd, yet you chose not to be. You also unapologetically denied Truck-kun of his satisfaction, even in your last moments. You passed away not even 30 seconds before a truck came through the hospital window and hit you. Onto the next question, I will not join you in your adventure. However, if you so want, I can create a mental connection with you so that we can talk. The last question has a simple answer. I just wanted to because their wishes were not strong enough to take a manifestation: physical or spiritual," were Fortuna's answers.
"Last question, will you be able to create a mental connection with just me or anybody you choose?"
"Hmmm. I guess I can make a mental connection with anybody I want. But why do you ask?"
"Well, I want to go to Fairy Tail. And, as you may know, a lot of the problems were caused by a lack of understanding. Most specifically Ur and Ultear's familial misunderstanding. I hope to use your ability to more or less solve their lack of communication. I also want to manipulate the plot so that nobody is underappreciated."
"In other words, you plan to build a harem… and here I thought you were unique."
"I won't claim to be unique. I simply want to enjoy my life to the maximum. And as Guy Sensei would put it: feel the power of YOUTH."
"Haaaaaaah." Fortuna, completely exasperated, sighs. "Fine. It's time for your wishes now. Go ahead, you have 3 wishes."
"Thank you for answering all my questions! For my first wish, I would like to be omnipotent–"
"NO"
"Unfortunate, I was immediately rejected. I figured there must be a criterion the wishes must fall into."
"Yes, exactly so. You can make any 3 wishes if they don't immediately take you to Godhood, or the level of the Gods. Also, your appearance will not be counted for these wishes."
"Cool beans. Then for my first wish, I would like to have regeneration at the same level as Majin Buu and Perfect Cell from Dragon Ball."
"Granted."
"My second wish is to make me an Ancient Saiyan and Human hybrid with absolute control over my Ki and Transformations."
"That is an iffy wish. The ancient Saiyan's could turn into Super Saiyan Gods. So to make this a feasible wish, you will have to arrive at a certain threshold of power before you can become a Super Saiyan God. And this power threshold will be extremely high."
"I love a challenge."
"Now, state your final wish."
"I would like to be able to use all the Sacred Gears from Highschool DxD anime at their strongest form. As an example, I would be able to use Issei's Boosted Gear after he received Ascalon from the Archangel Michael."
"Why do you do this? Why do I even try? I can grant you this, but you will have to awaken them yourself, and the base strength you must have to use each sacred gear will be proportional to the strength of each gear. On top of that, you will have to evolve them to that level of power by yourself. And before you ask, yes, it is has a strength requirement."
"That's an unexpected boon. Thank you very much, Fortuna!"
"Now, you will reincarnate, so you will be born as a child and grow up. I will let you pick where and to whom you are born. Now, tell me how you would like to look like an adult."
"Awesome! I would like to be the same age as Erza. I would like to be born near the mountain range Ur lived on with her daughter and later her pupils Gray and Lyon."
"Ok…" Confused, Fortuna agrees. "But why… OH! OH, YOU RASCAL."
"Hehe, took you a bit to get it, but yeah. It's exactly like you thought. And before you get mad, I will let you know what I would like my appearance to be. I would like to be 6ft or 189cm, with my hair being jet black with a gold streak on the right side. I would like a square jaw and a somewhat long face. I would also like the hair, on the top of my head, to lay naturally towards the right. My hairstyle should be a pompadour. I believe it is a Saiyan racial trait to be born with my hairstyle? My skin should be slightly tanned and soft. Another major thing is that I don't want any acne or skin problems whatsoever. To decide the general build of my body, I would like to have moderate shoulders, with big deltoids and well-built and well-defined arms and pectoral muscles. I would like my back muscles and abs to be well defined as well. I would like to have very visible 6-pack abs and muscular thighs and calves. Lastly, my little dragon should be 7 inches, my balls an average size, and no hair anywhere in the vicinity of my junk."
"You really have thought this out."
"Just a little, I had to be prepared since Truck-kun wouldn't stop coming after me. Also, is it possible for me to create mental connections with other people?"
"That is true. Also, yes, you may create a mental connection to yourself with anyone you wish to. And before you ask, yes you can connect 2 different people."
"Thank you very much! I guess you'll be hearing a lot from me in the future."
"Hoh? Why is that?"
"Well, it would be awkward to hear a 5-month-old baby talk now, wouldn't it?"
"Oh…" Fortuna seems disappointed with my response. I guess she hasn't caught on to the fact that I am teasing her.
"Hold on, who said I was done?" I say to break her out of her confused and sad state. "I also want to enjoy your company for a while longer. You are pretty cute and fun to talk to. Though you might want to try to do something about predicting what I'm going to say. I enjoy it, but doing it too often will make me feel bad since I don't know you well enough to complete your thoughts."
"Ara? Who do you think you are? Teasing a goddess like me? Go to Fairy Tail. I'm not going to talk to you anymore. Hmph…" Fortuna said with a seductive smirk.
"That was surprisingly the cutest thing I have seen. But if you really don't wanna talk to me, I guess I'll connect with other people and play it off as my magic. Or even better, I'll train my ass off. I can't disappoint when I come back here to take you with me, now can I?" I responded with a seductive smirk myself.
Fortuna, madly blushing, quickly responds "Fine, Fine, I'll talk to you. Happy?"
"Extremely."
"Now I'll send you off."
"See you in about 20- 22 years, but I guess we'll be talking to each other the whole time, so I'll call you tonight."
"Okay bye!" She blushes, but still responds excitedly. Then, she raises her hands, and everything around me fades to black.
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I am now in the womb of my 6-month pregnant mother.