The following chapter is non-canon. But regardless, enjoy and Merry Christmas!))
December 25th, 1987. Akira was decorating the mansion for Christmas, listening to Frank Sinatra on his Walkman. "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way. Oh, what fu- oh, hey readers at home. Didn't notice you there. As you may know, the name's Shinjuku. Akira Shinjuku, Paranormal Investigator. And I just wanted to wish you guys a very Merry Christmas. Y'know, Christmas has always been my favorite time of the year. It's got everything I love: Food, Family, and Friends. The gifts are a part of it too, but I prefer giving then receiving. Heh, that's what she said." He winked at the camera. "You may be wondering where the rest of the 5 are. Well, it's currently 3 o'clock in the morning, and they're all sleeping. And since Mandy hasn't celebrated Christmas since her parents died, I decided to make this her best Christmas ever!" He smiled. Soon, everyone woke up and Akira started giving them gifts. He gave Rei a dildo, saying "I made a statue of you :D" while laughing. He then gave Maria a book on the occult and wished her a Merry Christmas. He gave Josefumi an original Pac-Man arcade machine, since Josefumi loved video games to death. He gave his mom Natsui a ball of yarn. "YAAAARN!!!! :D" She shouted and began playing with it. He then gave Connor a Batman figure, which Connor happily accepted. "And last but not least, the woman of the hour." He turned to Amanda. He then turned to Maria. "Maria, if you will." He said. Maria nodded, and activated Phantom 309, conjuring Amanda's parents as ghosts. Amanda looked shocked. "Mom? Dad?" She said as they spoke. "Amanda, if you're seeing this, that boyfriend of yours has helped conjure us from the grave. We just wanted to say how proud of you we are. You're gonna do great things in this world." Her eyes widened. "We love you..." They faded away as Amanda teared up and kissed Akira passionately, thanking him repeatedly and making this her best Christmas ever. The Ass-Kicker 5 then turned to the camera, and said "Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a groovy night!"
Merry Christmas everyone! See you in the next chapter!))