(Here's something for the Holidays! Merry Christmas! :D)
December 25th. Akira, Amanda, Josefumi, Rei, and Maria were sat around the Christmas tree, wearing ugly sweaters. "Team, it's that time of year again! The Annual Ass-Kicker 5 Christmas Gift Exchange!" Akira said cheerily. "I've been waiting all month for this!" Josefumi replied in a jolly tone. "All month? More like all YEAR, Herr Josefumi!" Maria chimed in. Amanda happily sighed. "I remember Connor's first Christmas here. That little baby was so cute in his little sweater." She smiled, reminiscing about their first Christmas ever since their parents died, when Amanda was 8 and Connor was a few weeks old. Rei sipped some egg nog, smirking. "My grandparents would always spoil me and my sister Remi rotten with gifts on Christmas." He reminisced as well. "Dad always went all out too, said he wanted me to experience Christmas the way he never did till he met Mom. Apparently, his dad was a bitter World War II veteran, who hated anything having to do with joy." Akira sighed with contempt for his grandfather. "Si, your abuelo was the lowest of the low." Natsui said in her usual Hispanic accent, walking into the room. "Did I mention my mom is from Mexico and not Japan?" Akira asked you, the readers reading this chapter. "The answer, viewers at home, is no, he didn't." Amanda replied, both of them smirking as the others were like "....who the fuck are you two talking too?" Akira and Amanda looked at each other and laughed. "Oh, poor fools. you just don't understand the concept of the Fourth Wall." Amanda chuckled. "The what? ._." Maria asked. Akira then intervened. "Too complicated of a concept to explain." He then said "Alright, let's do this Christmas special!"
In short, Akira got new cassette tapes from Amanda and Josefumi for his Walkman TPS-L2. Rei got...another dildo from Akira. "DAMMIT, SHINJUKU! STOP GIVING ME FAKE COCKS!!!!!!" He shouted, meanwhile Akira, Amanda and Josefumi were red in the face from laughing at his reaction. Josefumi got a Nintendo Famicom, giving Akira a bear hug, which Akira returned happily. Amanda got two new pistols with engraved names: The Godbuster and The Chimera. Maria got a medallion, called 'The Eye of The Stardust Crusader', amplifying her power tenfold. Connor got a copy of Detective Comics No. 27 (that's the issue Batman debuted in, just in case you didn't know). And good old Natsui....got more yarn. "MORE YAAAAARN!!!!! :D" She shouted joyously.
Later, Akira and Amanda were cuddling on the porch, in their sweaters. Akira then turned to the camera and said "Welp, this was a wonderful Christmas special." Amanda then said, "Thanks for tuning in, folks. Chapter 12: Death of A Bachelor will be out soon." The Dynamic Couple then said "Merry Christmas to all! And to all a groovy night!" The two then kissed as the camera cut to black.
(Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Always go out in a blaze of glory, love SilasOfGraffitia :D)