One month later
Achievement Points:150
Games 1/1 : XboxOne TitanFall
Progress
R101-C Carbide Epidermis Resistence 68/1000
Jumping 26/1000
GAS2 Battle Riffle Soldiers 5/1000
GAS2 Battle Riffle Headshots 3/1000
GAS2 Battle Riffle Gamers 2/1000
Broken Neck Resistence 2/1000
Cloaking 2/1000
Reality
Progress
Heart 4: 5503144/10000000
Lungs 3: 73000/1000000
Breathing in a mask 3: 420000/1000000
Sweeping 3: 236/1000000
Blinking 2: 98142/100000
Brain 2: 32000/100000
Jumping 2: 867/100000
Drinking Water 1: 65/10000
Tripping and Falling 1: 4/10000
Walking 1: 0/10000
Aspirin 28/1000
Running 13/1000
Eyes 2/1000
Drinking Mountain Dew 1/1000
Welp no real progress aside from my heart and lungs but I'm not giving up yet. Forget irl progress it's time to game, if I can't risk being killed by other players I'll just play defense.
Logging in and finding a game of defense took forever but I figure I'd be safer this way. I picked a smart pistol with enchanced targeting and got into the game, taking out the bots in the first couple waves was fast safe and easy. I scooped up 80% of those kills no sweat after that I had to play cautious and boy did my teammates let me have it. Few things are more humbling than hearing a shrieking 8 year old telling you to man up and do you job, this crap is why I quit children's online daycare.
Once my pistol ran out of ammo I switched to my side arm then ran in to grab a Carbide. My kills were meager and I got voted off the team, half an hours wait later I was back in and repeated my actions from before. same verbal responses from my new teammates but they at least didn't kick me. One more game then I checked my phone that had started beeping.
Achievement Points:252
Games 1/1 : XboxOne TitanFall
Progress
Jumping 1: 212/10000
Smart Pistol 1: 3/10000
Smart Pistol Droid 878/1000
Smart Pistol Soldier 125/1000
R101-C Carbide Epidermis Resistence 589/1000
R101-C Carbide Droids 68/1000
R101-C Carbide Soldiers 40/1000
GAS2 Battle Riffle Soldiers 5/1000
GAS2 Battle Riffle Headshots 3/1000
GAS2 Battle Riffle Gamers 2/1000
Broken Neck Resistence 2/1000
Reality
Progress
Heart 4: 5505144/10000000
Lungs 3: 73106/1000000
Breathing in a mask 3: 420000/1000000
Sweeping 3: 236/1000000
Blinking 2: 981496/100000
Brain 2: 32045/100000
Jumping 2: 867/100000
Drinking Water 1: 65/10000
Tripping and Falling 1: 4/10000
Walking 1: 0/10000
Aspirin 28/1000
Running 13/1000
I was shocked to see the jump in points but wanted to check the skills first.
Jumping in game gave me the same boost as in irl, Smart pistol increased exp gains from smart pistols kills by 0.1% so zero..... At least the carbide resistance looked promising.
The extra hundred points were for the first in game skill achieved.
Checking the store again I was pleasantly shocked. The titanfall jumping skill unlocked IMC Pilot Boots of jumping 100, the smart pistol skill unlocked a Smart Pistol... I clicked the boots and was surprised to see it ask my size then confirmed the purchase then something came crashing through my window.